I never even got that far, as I said, I never do anything other than sign up and then wait for them to ask how it went. Then I make up a story about a trainer that may not even exist. That way, they lose focus on beating Trump and get paranoid about who the traitor among them might be.

This is exactly what the Stasi used to do in East Germany. Neighbor against neighbor. If they realize they don't like it, maybe they'll realize Socialism isn't really what they want.