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marsajane1949 188 points ago +188 / -0

you know they are Biden voters

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Wankerton 32 points ago +32 / -0

Either these people are really dumb or absolute geniuses because this is something i’d do just to mock the situation of everything.

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Albundy25 11 points ago +11 / -0

My bet is mocking.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 5 points ago +5 / -0

They were totally mocking the rules doing that I'm 95% positive.

That was months and months ago. Now the rules are only more strict, as the sickness is killing less people than ever, but I bet they're still going to make everyone show up to the polls in their protective bubbles, acting like the virus is more dangerous than ever before.

I'm losing hope in this shithole of a disaster. Everyone's going to put their mask on to vote just so they can pretend to feel like they are free. Sick joke

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JoeandHunterBiden11 32 points ago +33 / -1

Yep, they're black

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FullAutoFlintlock 25 points ago +27 / -2

fang fang

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MOcovfefe 27 points ago +27 / -0

Band students are wearing masks with mouth holes though so you know there are people who think it is a good idea.

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HillarysRussianBot 10 points ago +11 / -1

Band student at a liberal college here. We used mouth holes at the beginning of the season, but immediately just decided to use normal masks because it was a dumb idea. Now we just take them down while playing, which isn't much better.

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RichterScale 95 points ago +95 / -0

This literally looks like an art piece that satirizes the world in which we live, BUT SADLY ITS REAL LIFE

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Keln 37 points ago +37 / -0

Heck, this could have been a Monty Python skit.

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lmao 4 points ago +4 / -0

is it though?

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marsajane1949 78 points ago +79 / -1

lol whatever is on her mask is getting all over her glass and food LMAO

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thisisatestof2 41 points ago +41 / -0

I always love watching the politicians wear a mask to the table or podium touch it take it off and usually give a speech about how important it is then hold the same disgusting mask they were just wearing with bare hands and put it back on. You’re out there tell me this is the deadliest disease known to man and you just handled the mask that supposedly prevented it and is now contaminated with this deadly disease multiple times

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ForGodSakes 33 points ago +33 / -0

Now that you mention it, I have been wearing the same disposable mask since March.. I just keep it in my Jeep until I have to go into a store.

Why am I not dead?

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Data 23 points ago +23 / -0

Hmm, it's almost as if the mask does nothing. Weird.

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anthemstander 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lots of people just hang the mask from their car mirrors so it's handy. Pretty gross but it's not like mine is very clean either.

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BeefyBelisarius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not really that gross, since it's getting bombarded with UV.

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silflay 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've been ridiculed for believing the masks spread more disease for the very reason you're stating.

I have no words anymore.

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Elduderino 3 points ago +3 / -0

And because the mask is so contaminated, shouldn't there be proper biohazardous waste bins to make sure we don't contaminate anything upon disposal?

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Nancypelosisoldliver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its like a cellphone to them. Take it out, put it back in your pocket. Take it out, put it back in your pocket, touch a door handle, eat some food, take it out...

The masks are a joke and were since the beggining. They dont work, they spread the germs more than anything im still willing to bet.

Only makes sense, democrats need covid to keep going for eternity so they can use it to fesrmonger for votes. "Ohh my america so sad, covid hurting everyone. Mask up and vote for me and ill lock you down even harder. Reeee donald trump over reacted but didn't but did but didn't at the same time reeeee"

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Salacious_B_Trump 70 points ago +70 / -0

They are brilliant trolls. That’s what I’m going with.

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Filo76 48 points ago +48 / -0

It feels a little too staged to be real. But at this point, it could go either way.

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TheTPL 6 points ago +6 / -0

This whole year feels staged.

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NormaJeanRocks 24 points ago +24 / -0

Pretty sure the story was those are that girls parents and this was set up.

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RedditIs4Retards 8 points ago +8 / -0

I always wished if at a restaurant or eating anywhere, someone would tell me I need to put my mask on. So I can put my mask on, stand in their face, and stuff my masked face with food. Then take the mask off and walk away.

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NazisWereSocialist 30 points ago +30 / -0

Dear God I hope they don’t have children

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Keln 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm sure their "precious" is at home with the au pair.

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humped2424 5 points ago +5 / -0

There precious doesn’t know what gender it is

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plastic_Strawman 5 points ago +5 / -0

A hot au pair might be just the thing to help end its confusion.

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sub-collector -8 points ago +1 / -9

Don't assume the au pair isn't just as confused.

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thisisatestof2 27 points ago +27 / -0

Why bother wearing a mask at that point when it literally has a hole where your mouth is?

We all know the answer is because they are virtue signaling how much they care.

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wizzingonwallstreet 22 points ago +22 / -0

I can fart through Hanes underpants and farmer jeans and clear a room. I can create fartnados. If you can smell that, then your mask isn't working like you think it is anyway.

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BeefyBelisarius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Either that or they're shitposting IRL.

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aparition42 25 points ago +25 / -0

This is why I'm not that worried about the future. A based young girl laughing her rear off at the stupidity of elder libs.

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Ben45 21 points ago +21 / -0

We grew up with boomer teachers telling us not to believe everything that is on the internet and wikipedia. Ironic how they have failed to take their own advice.

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aparition42 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah, but they just meant you should only believe what you see on major broadcast news and approved periodicals.

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TiaTisa 19 points ago +19 / -0

This can't be real.

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Jimmy_Russler 9 points ago +9 / -0

HONK HONK HONK 🤡🌎

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Jimmmyftw 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was a college marching band a few weeks ago wearing masks with holes in them.... it's real

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freeelectron 17 points ago +17 / -0

perfect! you dont even have to remove it when you spit, cough, or sneeze!

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Liberty4All 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's genius!

🤦‍♀️

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rentfREEEE_since2016 13 points ago +13 / -0

What the holy fuck does this accomplish besides substituting for the gimp mask your wife makes you wear when Tyrone is plowing her?

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nachosamplerREBORN 11 points ago +11 / -0

People like this think they are helping - they’re like children ‘helping’ to make cookies - positive they are helping, but just fucking things up. Kids are cute. Adults are pathetic.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm pretty sure even those people were wearing the masks while eating as a joke that being said, I bet you they complain about people who don't wear Masks lol

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

I default to stupidity these days, but not that you say that, it makes sense.

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7.62swinebuster 10 points ago +10 / -0

I saw a guy wearing a women's thong as a mask and sliding the mid section to the side of his mouth while eating. He had a Trump hat on though. Was hilarious.

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FullAutoFlintlock 5 points ago +7 / -2

Virgin Mask Wearer

Chad Trump Panties Mask

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Magnolia87 9 points ago +9 / -0

That can’t be real

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GoopNIL 9 points ago +9 / -0

Clown world.

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Johnson998 9 points ago +9 / -0

Like cutting the tip of the condom off.

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Beat_to_Quarters 7 points ago +7 / -0

Like a submarine with air holes.

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Steven_IDGAF_Miller 7 points ago +7 / -0

or a screen door?

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theSocraticChallenge 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kinda hoping those are trolls. Either way, they do a great job of shining the spotlight on what a sham the whole mask-up drive is!

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husker91 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

They've got it all figured out...

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monochromedout 6 points ago +6 / -0

This has to be fake right.

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stupid fucking Branch Covidians

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Drew 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m sick of saying this but if this is the ridiculous way you choose to dress and act, go for it. Just don’t tell me to wear the muzzle mask.

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yallsegregationist 5 points ago +5 / -0

science 🧪

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JoeIsAHoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

absolute fucking brainlets

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CA-Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Welcome to California.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

So it covers your cheeks, chin, and nose... But it has a perfectly sized hole for your MOUTH.

/slowclap

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Purple_Drank 4 points ago +4 / -0

when fear rules your life...

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cucumbersandwich 4 points ago +4 / -0

What sitcom is this from. I don't watch TV.

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REEdirectedfrmreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

C'mon man eat with a mask on everyone is doing it!

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AngryAsian 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm guessing the woman wears the pants in that relationship...because if a woman tried to do that to a normal man, she'd see the back of his hand coming at her at warp speed

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spicyfries 4 points ago +4 / -0

Horrifying actually.

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are brother and sister.

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slimcoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm so sick of this retarded shit.

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Passerby6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Planet of the apes!

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Winston_Smith84 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't be legit...can it?

People that stupid actually live and breathe and are capable of getting to a restaurant?

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OldsmobileRocket 3 points ago +3 / -0

We live in a Society.

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Willy 2 points ago +2 / -0

As my grand parents would say,as worthless as tits on a boar hog!

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Constitutionalist_73 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ackkk!

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Homemade-Soap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honk honk

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

They need to be mocked.

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Walleyevision 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best invention since crotchless panties

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DeepWinter 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is like something out of a really cheap horror movie.

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RedNonna 2 points ago +2 / -0

So what's the protocol on wearing make-up now? Do I only make up half my face? Cause if I do my whole face, it just gets all over the back of the mask. But if I took off the mask, I'd look ridiculous.