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trump_is_john_galt 35 points ago +35 / -0

Pro tip: If you open carry your M-60 machine gun nobody even notices you aren't wearing a mask. Toss a few smoke cannisters around to cover your movements and you can shop anywhere with no hassles.

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Watermaker67 15 points ago +15 / -0

This guy gets it! Lol!

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de9ebkmd7 14 points ago +14 / -0

I just wait for a black guy to charge the cops with a knife and get himself killed. Then I go looting for all my supplies. Unfortunately the last store I looted was a sex shop and I looted 127 dildos. Hit me up if you need one. Will trade for rice or beans.

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Damadhatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Send a few of the ones with suction cups on one end to vice news so they can select their next news story

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trump_is_john_galt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sure, I can use someone to keep watch while I set up Claymores in the frozen food aisle.

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