23 No, Dummy! Go get me a new washing machine! (media.patriots.win) posted 169 days ago by TrumpSupporter1000 169 days ago by TrumpSupporter1000 +23 / -0 7 comments share 7 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (7) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 4 ▼ – Shwoogin 4 points 169 days ago +4 / -0 In relative terms, looting a washer is a lot more respectable than looting nikes. Kind of a utilitarian looter as opposed to your garden variety impulse looter. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – TrumpSupporter1000 [S] 2 points 169 days ago +2 / -0 Him: Honey, they riots here. Her: Get the handcart. Him: Why? Her: Cuz they protesting at @Walmart Him (w. machismo): You want me to throw the handcart through a BUS WINDOW like that Conner MackGreggor @TheNotoriousMMA ? Her: NO! Dummy! Go get me a new washing machine! permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – mateus 2 points 169 days ago +2 / -0 According to AOC, he must've found it in the bread aisle. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – HyperCarbs 2 points 169 days ago +2 / -0 You know he forgot the steel hoses. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Seruna_Kanus 2 points 169 days ago +2 / -0 And here I'm stuck actually buying one if I need one. Fucking Black Privilege. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – MarvinNash 2 points 169 days ago +2 / -0 Masked up, getting a washing machine for the family. This is a responsible Dad! permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Rusty_Nut 2 points 169 days ago +2 / -0 This'll beat carting his duds down to the nearest stream in a basket perched on his head. permalink save report block reply
In relative terms, looting a washer is a lot more respectable than looting nikes. Kind of a utilitarian looter as opposed to your garden variety impulse looter.
Him: Honey, they riots here.
Her: Get the handcart.
Him: Why?
Her: Cuz they protesting at @Walmart
Him (w. machismo): You want me to throw the handcart through a BUS WINDOW like that Conner MackGreggor @TheNotoriousMMA ?
Her: NO! Dummy! Go get me a new washing machine!
According to AOC, he must've found it in the bread aisle.
You know he forgot the steel hoses.
And here I'm stuck actually buying one if I need one. Fucking Black Privilege.
Masked up, getting a washing machine for the family. This is a responsible Dad!
This'll beat carting his duds down to the nearest stream in a basket perched on his head.