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TrumpSupporter1000 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Him: Honey, they riots here.

Her: Get the handcart.

Him: Why?

Her: Cuz they protesting at @Walmart

Him (w. machismo): You want me to throw the handcart through a BUS WINDOW like that Conner MackGreggor @TheNotoriousMMA ?

Her: NO! Dummy! Go get me a new washing machine!