This is the story all about how the Biden campaign got turned upside down. Joe and the fam were up to no good, making deals undercover in the neighborhood. Hunter boinked one young niece, and his mom [sorry... wife] got scared And threw his laptop out in the pond down there. He took it into the shop, and as Hunter came nearer, The technician was blind and had dice in the mirror. He lit up on the crack rock 'bout a quater to eight, And he yelled to his niece, “Yo, ho, bang you later!” Dad gets his cut of the deal, allowing Hunter to swing, And to sit on his throne, the Crime Prince of Beijing.