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deleted 36 points ago +36 / -0
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P0keu 30 points ago +30 / -0

"Chocolate Lives Matter!"

Burns down own community

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July_1776 15 points ago +15 / -0

It was a white nationalist who burned down the autozone, bigot!

Educate yourselves!

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HunterBidensCrckPipe 10 points ago +10 / -0

white hispanic

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AK94 6 points ago +6 / -0

White chocolate is my favorite. I prefer the cone wrapped in white paper, with a white napkin on the side, and serve it all on a clean white plate, please.

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QuirkyTyrtle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like blue bubble gum flavor

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Take a scoop of vanilla, put it in a weak, easily broken cone, top with a scoop blue bubble gum. Put 2 M&Ms and a piece of black licorice in a frowny face or shouty face on the scoop of vanilla. It's the Antifa.

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BobbyLee 4 points ago +4 / -0

3 more scoops!****

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jubyeonin 9 points ago +9 / -0

The term is Flavor of Cacao, bigot.

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BloodElfSupporter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can I have coffee or pistachio flavored please

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July_1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’ll go with Ben and Jerry’s “Cuck” flavor.

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P0keu 28 points ago +28 / -0

I still can't believe that "The President gets 2 scoops of ice cream while others get 1" was a legitimate headline at one point. So interesting.

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ChrisSuperDude 19 points ago +19 / -0

Not only was it a legit headline, but it got segment after segment from CNN. And at the same time, "Gas attack in Syria leaves 25 dead" was on the little scrolly thing across the bottom where they put the less important stories.

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P0keu 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek!

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AutumnCrystal7777777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tbf the gas attack was a false flag, the two scoops were real af

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's true but it's the principle of the thing. I've made it clear that I do not believe the Sandy Hook shooting happened but if on the day of the production, some bullshit story was headline news but "like 12 people dead in Connecticut shooting' was on the bottom, I would still be like 'what in the actual fuck'. Granted the mockingbird media was involved with the hoax of Sandy Hook and not so much with the Syria gas attacks but it's the idea of it. If you're gonna call yourself news at least put an iota of effort into PRETENDING you're news.

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AutumnCrystal7777777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotcha. It's a decision a controller makes, not a producer. Its like watching a shitty driver wreck a nice car.

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thetwm [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

They gave us the meme magic, and we used it to win.

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Kekintosh2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

The virgin dark winter vs chad alpha spring boom

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knnbccb 12 points ago +12 / -0

Two more SCOTUS picks.

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thetwm [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

The reeing will last forever.

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D__1 2 points ago +2 / -0

And that's just Roberts. Imagine knowing that even though you're the head of the Supreme Court you are now completely irrelevant for the rest of your life.

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540k-Again 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's going on <6 days is in this Landslide 2020, like 1972 and 1984. While the Dems have "lost Marbles" Joe & Bama distracting, Dems are pouring tons of money(laundering) into other races for Senate and Congress (and lots of other elections).

This shift will not show up in most polls or internals, as it's too close to Election Day. They are sneaking their funds in at the last minute where there's not much time to react.

GEOTUS can only be in so many places at once, to boost these races.

We need to pitch in. Particularly to save the Republican Senate Majority, and if we do it well, and stop voter frauds, we might even hit 60+.

https://winred.com/

Click the Map, or select like "Senate" at bottom button, then click map, the candidates will be on the right scroll, click donate, (make sure javascript is enabled) and it will take to candidates' Republican donation page, donation menu on left, and normal donate buttons. JUST DEW IT! Bring Frens!

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Triggeralert411 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wish Rasin brand would run this ad

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SacredBandOfPedes 6 points ago +6 / -0

The deep state hobbled OUR PRESIDENT for FOUR YEARS!!! Get ready deep state!!! OUR PRESIDENT is ready to do 16 years of work in only 4 years!!! You are ALL going down!!!

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Digitaliberty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Teletrumpies!

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Tuckerseyebrows 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mr. GEOTUS gets two scoops. Thx.

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Pepeinfinite 3 points ago +3 / -0

2 Genders

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Two_scoops_two_terms 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell yeah!

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knnbccb 4 points ago +4 / -0

He'll lose more than just the election, believe it.

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Forty5 2 points ago +2 / -0

First his marbles, then the election, then he loses his freedom

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polish_snausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

When Trump signed the EO to seize traitors assets a while ago .... it was for this moment

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polish_snausage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup He will lose EVERYTHING along with many many others

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MN_Centipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really hope so. I’m just not so sure. Hope I’m proven wrong. The leftist propaganda is stronger than ever. Nobody is seeing Biden’s corruption scandal who isn’t already conservative — we’ve all been put in echo chambers.

Hope god is with us.

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yea 16 MORE YEARS! <3 MAGA2020

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Farage_massage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aiming a little low there pede... if we aim for 5 terms, we’ll get 3 right?

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politifox 2 points ago +2 / -0

3 terms as President 6 noble peace prize nominations and 2 wins. One for Middle East and the other one for eventual World Peace. 9 justices, and for the ninth he appoints himself while still running out the third term.

damn good fine.

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knnbccb 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Twelve more years! Twelve more years!"

REEEEEEEEE

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RussianBot-42069 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see three flowers in this image. THREE TERMS!

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ModsBanPaleos 1 point ago +2 / -1

Can we get two middle fingers comin out those cones?

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Fags 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always think of the old ass pissed off two-scoops sun from robot chicken when i hear the two-scoops of iced cream mentioned

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/robotchicken748/images/a/a8/Hqdefault.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130905163621

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zaku 1 point ago +1 / -0

Telly Trumpies :)

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BidenTouchedMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need such an overwheming landslide that these fucks cant dispute nor find enough dead people to vote to make a difference. If suicide rates dont skyrocket after this election then we did something wrong. I want nothing less then all of hollyweird to move to Ontario.

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Boruzu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two genders

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 1 point ago +1 / -0

How is that ice cream not melting?

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realgeotus2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I WANT 3 SCOOPS! 3 TERMS!! Make America Great Again. Again. Again!

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Roger-Q-Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump gets 3 scoops. After he reclaims his time for obstruction during his first term, he will be eligible for a “do-over,” running for a third term.

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PB_Mack 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm stealing this to put on every liberals crypost Nov 4