Just got the news that I was positive for the corona virus.

I was feeling like I got the flu about five days ago. So I had myself tested. Curled up with a hot water bottle and been watching my 80's movie collection. Holy shit do they just not make them like they used to. Ever wonder why you never see a head explode or an arm get snapped in half like in the good old days?

Back to the Rona. Day 1 was not so bad. Day 2 was horrible cause of the fucking cold shakes. Day 3 was still not good but not as bad as Day 2 and now on Day 4 I basically felt like I've just got a mild cough and a bit chilly.

This is the world ending virus you guys. And I pretty much beat it in under a week with the almighty medicine of chicken soup and Tylenol. We could have achieved herd immunity in under a month if all the young people would have just been left to their own devices and the elderly and vulnerable quarantined themselves.