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goodbeerbetterviews2 272 points ago +272 / -0

I heard that there were a lot of dead Americans with a dying wish that their vote counts against Trump. I don't know how we can beat that kind of enthusiasm.

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NotSoSilent 74 points ago +74 / -0

You mean to say the guy who was anti drug, pro gun, anti roe v wade, in favor of the border, and was kind towards Russia but is now pro drug, anti gun, supports roe v wade, wants open borders, and thinks Russia is an enemy isn't a candidate with integrity?

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PresidentialRex 27 points ago +27 / -0

How many dying wishes do you get? Want to make sure mine are good.

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border_humper 21 points ago +21 / -0

Some comrades get more fervent dying wishes than others...

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Trump4theWin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can you wish for unlimited fervent dying wishes?

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Choomguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, it has to be “most fervent” according to the berenstain bears rules for dying wishes.

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Necrovoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the second usage of fervent applies:

"hot; burning; glowing." ie - the most fervent dying wish propaganda is a CIA operation run by people from hell.

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NomadicKrow 4 points ago +4 / -0

The bitch should have stepped down under Obama then. She was hoping for this righteous feminist moment under Hillary and she got herself stuck.

Man, RBG pisses me off.

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featherwinglove 7 points ago +7 / -0

Heard this comment in RBG voice.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can always find some dirt on Hillary and message her staff with it,vtgen write out a tweet saying that before RBGs death, she also wished you would vote Trump.

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4touchdownbundy 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean, according to a source familiar with what their dying wish would be.

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MemeSoldier 149 points ago +149 / -0

Babylon Bee is great. But truth be told, voter turnout has indeed been very high so far. Do not get complacent. VOTE. Folks with TDS will cheat any way they can. Every vote matters.

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Pigpenlordofdirt 63 points ago +63 / -0

Absolutely we can't get complacent because even thought the Bee is joking, the fact is, and I've been saying it for a while, that we may end up seeing a final ballot count that will exceed the number of registered voters in the US

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MemeSoldier 23 points ago +23 / -0

The latter is what will happen. This is why this is the most important election of our lifetime. Not just for America, but for believers in freedom everywhere. The world is watching

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Italians_Invented_2A 16 points ago +16 / -0

The world is praying that Trump wins

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MemeSoldier 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes it is my friend. Non-Americans are enlisting in the Second Great Meme War. Victory is the only option

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Italians_Invented_2A 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm doing my part by sharing memes and redpills on here and by infiltrating Reddit

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MemeSoldier 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes. I've just enlisted myself and plan to put out some OC. Much respect to infiltrating Reddit. Sow that cognitive dissonance.

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Pigpenlordofdirt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden won't win they just need to engage in a recount long enough for Pelosi to take over and then it will go to the electorates and probably the SC. Trump will be President and worst case scenario Pelosi with EO some criminals out of jail. They think they have the high ground but they're just swimming against a red wave

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AndrewLB 9 points ago +9 / -0

If the decision went to the house of representatives, Republicans would take the presidency since we have more Governors. The way it works is each State's delegation gets one vote regardless of how many house seats. Currently Republicans have the majority, at 26 delegations and the democrats 22 delegations. If even after all that, the matter isn't settled.... the Vice President becomes President temporarily until things are settled.

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NOTWOKE 8 points ago +8 / -0

The MSM has been conditioning us for months about Texas. Why? Because they know about the massive fraud organization they have going on down there. I hate to think about all the swing state fraud currently in process which is unchecked.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine if they cheated Texas but we flipped Cali.

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NOTWOKE 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would be spectacular. But I’m afraid Cali. Has probably mastered voter fraud by now. Hoping for the best

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HeeesBack 4 points ago +4 / -0

We need the numbers. First, because it will make it more difficult to come up with enough ‘missing’ ballots. Second, we need to end the ‘muh popular vote’, ‘end the electoral college’ narrative. It doesn’t matter if you live in the deepest blue county where you know your vote won’t matter to the brightest red county where you think your vote won’t be necessary. We need to win the popular vote handily to end this craziness once and for all. Make Voting Great Again.

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly, even if you are in Wyoming which hasn't gone Blue since 1964 still vote.

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MemeSoldier 16 points ago +19 / -3

For every real Trump supporter, there’s going to be an equivalent fake ballot out there. Every. Vote. Matters.

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litux 11 points ago +12 / -1

VOTE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!

Because it does.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 23 points ago +23 / -0

I am taking my 82 year old grandmother to vote today. She is going to be using a walker and wait in line if she has to. Hopefully they will have some curbside option for her. She is voting Trump just like she did in 2016. I am damn tempted to record a video of her talking politics but I don't want her to be harassed or doxxed. She says "cuck" and those "sonofabitches". Then she says "God forgive me, I am going to send my soul to hell for cussing" lol

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DarkoPolo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just a heads up pede, some walkers have seat options so you can turn it around and put the seat down, then engage the brakes and she can relax if the lines are long

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1776ThereIsaidIt 6 points ago +6 / -0

She has that kind. She can also lift the seat and put water and things in it. We are ready .

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majorpribluda 10 points ago +10 / -0

They see me ROLLIN! Tell Gammy that we love her!

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MemeSoldier 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love it! Bless you pede. Would love to see video footage.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 8 points ago +8 / -0

She won't let me record her unless she "gets fixed up" first. She does have about 4000 Twitter followers.

Haha

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Fffffffff 4 points ago +4 / -0

My girlfriend is a very devout Christian, she does the same thing your grandma does. You are not going to hell for cussing, I tell her. She still stops herself short alot. I don't care really if she does. It amazes me how people are conditioned to dumb ideas. I love her with all my heart. I just tell her it's ok let it out.

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Mareep 3 points ago +4 / -1

A Christian is still going to care more about Jesus' opinion on things than anyone else's, so it's good that she wishes to honour him by avoiding such things. Still, his death will cover her sin even when she fails (which we all do).

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MakeAmericaLegendary 3 points ago +4 / -1

The Bible has many themes about the power of the tongue. Just because you aren't immediately losing your salvation doesn't mean that you aren't doing damage to yourelf spiritually.

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HCQaddict -2 points ago +1 / -3

Think about the mental/emotional damage people do by not expressing themselves.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 0 points ago +1 / -1

You can express yourself without hurting others. A tongue left unchecked hurts everyone around you and yourself.

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

Voice recorder.

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featherwinglove 3 points ago +3 / -0

Especially in those places with so many people willing to illegally trade votes for eight bucks...

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American_Cuban 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm pretty sure people need no further encouragement to vote. You can't walk out the door without someone telling you to. Of course, the messaging is because Democrats think more voters = winning.

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MAGAJuice 21 points ago +21 / -0

If we lose we fight. It is that simple. There is no fucking way they can win and there is no way we will let them win. I mean fucking hell are you seriously OK with a fucking pedophile rapist running the country? Do you seriously want your taxes raised? Do you want to be persecuted for being WHITE?! If not then you better fucking be ready to fight for this fucking country.

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Loiuzein 5 points ago +5 / -0

DonaldTrump.watch

Thanks Lefty scum, lol

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Mooksayshigh 1 point ago +2 / -1

Also https://www.mymilitia.com/

Not sure how active or open people are putting their names on here but there’s a few, especially in certain states but it’s a good idea of who’s in your area.

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's no way that's anything but a honeypot for doxxing and arrests.

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes! I’ve used it to make some friends with my neighbors

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clueless_expert 42 points ago +42 / -0

This could have been much higher if we wouldn’t have lost 150M to gun violence.

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featherwinglove 28 points ago +28 / -0

And 200M to coronavirus.

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 21 points ago +21 / -0

I’m still dead from Net Neutrality.

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clueless_expert 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are fortunate to not have suffered current events!

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MAGA_ALL_DAY 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOU MEAN IN CURRENT YEAR!?

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clueless_expert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well I had assumed net neutrality killed you off. 😂

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Throwaway5542 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy members

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featherwinglove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rest in peace, featherwinglove: 2009 February 1 to 2014 August 28

Died with all the rest of the gamers

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BronzeSovereign 38 points ago +38 / -0

We'll probably see more votes than registered voters.

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ObongoForPrison2020 23 points ago +23 / -0

If that happens, the election should immediately be invalidated and Trump should just claim victory.

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Loiuzein 10 points ago +10 / -0

Any location with an impossible number of votes is [should be] immediately disqualified for cheating.

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PocketPosse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im going to let you think that through more. Get back to me if you figure out why thats much worse than just implementing voter ID.

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Loiuzein 2 points ago +2 / -0

I only meant in this particular event, not as a standing policy! Goodness, that would be their new favorite method of cheating, wouldn't it?

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PocketPosse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your response is why I love this site. I was still in facebook mode and picking what I thought would be a fight. I apologize pede and appreciate that you picked up on exactly what I meant.

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's all good! Totally understandable interpretation and response, hah.

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2WrongsMakeALeft 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was just saying this yesterday. It's almost a sure thing some voting areas are going to have more ballots cast than there are registered voters.

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10gauge 26 points ago +26 / -0

Make no mistake, the democrats are cheating...as they always have. VOTE and report anything suspicious.

A friend voted early, his vote for Trump kept changing to Biden. Thankfully he caught it during the Review option. After 3 failed attempts before finalizing he called a worker over. She looked at what was happening, without surprise, made a change on the machine, and it corrected.

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Italians_Invented_2A 6 points ago +6 / -0

What the hell?

Take a video and post it on the internet!

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NotSoSilent 21 points ago +21 / -0

500 million of them in California. I know, I live in this shithole

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DefaultFreedom 19 points ago +19 / -0

After 200 million died of covid, that's quite a record. 800% of the population!

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polish_snausage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol. I typed the same thing 😂

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Floridius 16 points ago +16 / -0

Some have pointed out that they are pretty sure that there aren’t even 800 million people in America, but Facebook has quickly censored them for hate speech and voter suppression. “We are taking no chances. The integrity of this election must be protected at all costs!”

Lmfao

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NedTugent 15 points ago +15 / -0

In Florida R early IN PERSON voting is up around +400,000 vs 2016.

KEEP THE COVID NEWS COMING BECAUSE THOSE PUSSIES WILL STAY HOME!

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knnbccb 14 points ago +14 / -0

I expect riots on the streets after the election. Everyone stay safe.

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tufftoffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same here. Im terrified but ready.

I gotta let the chickens out of their coop.

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uvontheterrible 13 points ago +13 / -0

Most of them by mail no doubt.

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operation_eland 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even in India the worlds largest democracy I think only some 600 million people vote in a typical election. It takes them 3 days. They also have national voter ID even though many people who vote live on less than $2/day.

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Zadok 3 points ago +3 / -0

National voter ID is ray-cyst. /s

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SoldierOnFire 7 points ago +7 / -0

How many non-Americans will vote? THAT IS THE QUESTION!!!

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mikejones 7 points ago +7 / -0

Take years to count and recount.

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polish_snausage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Plus most of the Dems can't even count to 2 Genders

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magnokor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Illinois has probably had 200million votes cast so far.

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hiddenconservative 6 points ago +6 / -0

I feel like this will be one of the biggest elections ever.

One thing that gives me pause is all of the recent eligible voters - the crowd that is 18-20. I fear they are in Biden's pocket. One of my friends falls into this category. He's a nice guy but kind of a beta male and he falls into those traps where he sees people say "Orange man racist! sexist!" and he wants to be a "good person" so he's anti-Trump and voted for Biden. -_-

A lot of that age group has been indoctrinated by the media to vote for anyone but Trump. So it does worry me.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 3 points ago +3 / -0

Zoomers hate the media. It's a split generation, but much better than millennials.

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MocksFordComma 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have 4 kids and a step kid 19-23. Five Trump votes. Zero Biden votes.

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hiddenconservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see you've raised them well. :)

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MocksFordComma 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm just glad we can go ahead and schedule Thanksgiving and Christmas without worrying about interfamilial political conflicts.

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Dahnald2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turnout for young people is usually shit, but we'll see

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UsernameChecksOutt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unreal.

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Bullet3250 5 points ago +5 / -0

WELL - muh' "200 MILLION AMERICANS HAVE DIED FROM COVID"...

says Joe Biden - on Sept 22 - 'Over 200,000,000 Americans have died.'..

AND

Kamala Harris on OCT 23 - 'Over 220,000,000 Americans just in the last several months died'

First - if they both don't know how many have actually died from Covid - should they be in charge of the US response?

Second - this is clearly an INTENTIONAL LIE TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC - to make it sound worse then it is ... because COVID IS all they have to hit Trump with.

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Katarina_Reset 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah foreal lol. With the rona virus we'll have more cases and deaths than there are people

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Kenrailae 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe it's cause I just woke up, but I definitely needed a few moments to process this post.

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mclsusan 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL

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abstr4ct 3 points ago +3 / -0

REEEasons to vote #trump2020

  1. Respect for Constitutional personal liberty, related to infringements around covid lockdowns of persons and business.
  2. Equality for all, fix the lack of diversity of thought created by biases in media and online
  3. Economy. (nuff said)
  4. Enforcement of laws, without lawfulness nothing matters. Nothing. It's every person for themselves.

I call it the REEE principles.

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SoldierofKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

500 million of those votes to be cast in california.

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JetJocky 3 points ago +3 / -0

All I know is, when I drove by the local cemetary, there were several Biden signs out there. I made a speech to counteract it. Take THAT Dems.

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Magaimmigrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is no joke....Republicans are actively suppressing the vote of my great great great grand parents.

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Pray_for_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

350 million US Citizens. Nothing to see here, move along folks.

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STIDGIT64 2 points ago +2 / -0

That will be hard with out fraud since the recorded population of the US. Only 383 million so i gues i get to go vote for my dead parents also. At least i can make sure they stay REPUBLICAN

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Bubtwilu 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is record voting so far this year and it has me very worried. Most of it is mail-in voting. The Dems know that Trump will have a landslide victory if they don't cheat on a massive scale. To cheat that much, the total vote has to be much higher than normal to give them room.
As much as I would like to think the record voting so far is dedicated pedes, I fear it is record fraud.

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Cutter 2 points ago +2 / -0

So "vote early, vote often" has taken hold?

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superalienhyphy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of when billions died from Trump's tax plan

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Miskyavine 2 points ago +3 / -1

Trump should just federally legalize marijuana and pardon/commute everyone whos in prison for purely nonviolent marijuana charges. And drop the other marijuana charges but if they have violent charges keep those. He would isntantly win.

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braveContrarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

seriously this is how you could easily steal the rest of the young votes. easily.

And marijuana really isnt a big deal out of all the drugs. the only people who would be hurt with it legal are alcohol companies and illegal drug dealers.

It really truly is less bad than alcohol, it doesnt make people violent and the bullshit classist excuse about the potential 5 iq points it temporarily drops dont even matter -- because we arent even testing people on intelligence before allowing them to drink or anything anyway and that makes you WAY dumber AND violent.

the rest of the drugs really are pretty much evil and enslave the mind and body, but this is... less severe than alcohol by a large margin.

if someone would let that go and just DO IT, they would get like 100% of the young vote. immediately. just about everyone 18 and up would vote for that person in the country. itd really only frustrate the really older conservatives at this point. but tbh out of all the drug laws, only marijuana was really fraudulent. it was never "more dangerous than cocaine and heroin" and didnt "make white women go with darkies and go criminally insane" (this was seriously the propaganda they used to make it illegal)

Its complicated though because other drugs DID DO THAT. like with the chinese exclusion act and opium laws. women today constantly prostitute themselves for heroin and this was no different back then.

but it was and always will be different with marijuana. unfortunately its pretty much only marijuana. legal heroin or coke would indeed cause the bad effects. so its just an issue where meshing "all mind altering substances" as illegal drugs is actually stupid and doesnt work because not all things are the same scale.

like seriously, a guy who eats magic mushrooms once a year and smokes pot isnt the one causing societal problems -- aside from the stupid political ideology which they often get indoctrinated into from the subculture. so remove the subculture and underground nature of it, and you remove a lot of that problem over time. Especially by having the "Fix" come from the opposite side of the aisle, making them pull into question all their beliefs.

can I be real with you here? I quit heroin, cocaine, meth and other hard drugs for about 8 years, but still occasionally dabble in stuff like eating some mushrooms or smoking pot occasionally.

im voting trump and I dont share the political ideology of the communists, I am on your side just with some slight disagreements on how things should be done that we can debate over openly and peacefully.... is it me who is a systemic problem? I want to work to pay for my own way, do those specific things define me as evil? most of the time i hunt for stuff already growing in the ground on property i have legal access to as a hobby.

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givethismanacoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is going to be harder for them to cheat with more people actually voting.

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LtPatterson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds about right.

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FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

1/800,000,000 here!

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Bhoelscher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truth. Largest turnout ever!

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horsefacestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

200 million of those 800 million already died!

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featherwinglove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Babylon Bee reporting: spot on as usual.

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bikerbabe66 2 points ago +2 / -0

wait cenus.gov estimates 330 million citizens.

this is 2.5 time More!

voter fraud!

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Days after the election, random ballots found under the couch and behind the tv will rain like votes from cats and dogs.

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Losersloseagain2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some more than once. Some not even alive

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻

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Mooksayshigh 1 point ago +1 / -0

“At publishing time, polls indicated that all 800 million votes are expected to be placed for Joe Biden.”

They missed the best opportunity for....100% JEB!

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mysteriousanimatorx 1 point ago +1 / -0

how many of those will be illegals and felons and bribes like int he veritas video? that's the real question

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YGBSM99TFS89USAF 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard the number is 9 billion Americans expected to vote ?

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HotRoastedNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

800 million Democrats will be voting with the help of mail-in ballots.