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SiggyStarPup 65 points ago +65 / -0

My guess is it's planted by the F.B.I. and will be discovered to be a white supremacy plot inspired by the reckless words of D.J. Trump.

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dorsal_fin 28 points ago +28 / -0

It's sad how plausible this sounds to me

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NormaJeanRocks 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'd put money on that right now

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T__X 15 points ago +15 / -0

F'kn LOL - that backpack is right at the top of the search results for "minecraft backpack" on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08C387X7G

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VA-Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I found that to be an amusing touch. Some fed boi learned to make a joke from us.

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zipodk 9 points ago +9 / -0

Remember that Hispanic man's van that had trump stickers on it that we never heard of again? lol

They've tried this shit before

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/26/politics/cesar-sayoc-white-van-stickers/index.html

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Whirlybot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trying to scare people away from voting next week.

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FEMAcampswimteam 36 points ago +36 / -0

Is that a creeper cloth from Minecraft? Seriously what the hell kind of LARP is this? This van glows hard.

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T__X 26 points ago +26 / -0

FBM Agent 1: "WTF is this?"

FBM Agent 2: "No idea - Jones said it had something to do with some game they talk about on thedonald.win - just put it in the van."

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MakeAmericaLegendary 5 points ago +5 / -0

Best kek this morning.

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WishdoctorsSong 31 points ago +31 / -0

looks like the Feds took the "... in Minecraft" joke a little too seriously

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DickTick 18 points ago +18 / -0

Those look way more like flares, but still

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Destineed369 5 points ago +5 / -0

I though the same. I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fbi radicalizing mentally ill people online

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

In combination with a propane tank, it's the detonator for a large bomb.

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VA-Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those look like fake dynamite I made for a Halloween costume.

Suicide bomber.

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kommisar6 9 points ago +9 / -0

Was someone trying to break into a bank under the cover of rioting?

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Leiloni 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fox29 is better in my opinion for local news - https://www.fox29.com/news/suspicious-devices-found-inside-vehicle-on-ben-franklin-parkway-sources-say

More and better information (especially in the video).

I follow their FB page, too. They had good live streams and what not during the riots earlier this year and tend to do a good job. https://www.facebook.com/fox29philadelphia/

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edxzxz 6 points ago +6 / -0

There's been lots of ATM machines blown up using protests and riots as cover, local news is speculating this van belonged to the group blowing up ATM machines.

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Dell_Fargus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Been going on since all the BLM stuff started early this summer.

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

And long before any of that, the black youths of Philly were 'wilding', which on the off chance you never heard of that, involved them using social media to arrange times and places to show up in massive numbers and overwhelm stores to loot and destroy, knowing Mayor Kenny wouldn't dare alienate a reliable voting bloc to shut their criminal bullshit down. They also routinely would attack whites at public transit stations out of racist hatred, which is fueled by the lefty propaganda that somehow all white people are their enemies and also that they're free to attack them with impunity.

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IlxTheGreat 4 points ago +4 / -0

First Warskill Specialty the USAF tried to get for me. 2 wk class in the EOD Building EAFB, La. . I'm thinking, "2wk's?, that's barely enough to get me familiar with their administrative procedures." But those guys were a gas,,,get it? a gas. He hee hee.

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Dell_Fargus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Essayons. Same here.

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NegativeRainbow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or as someone else mentioned this was one of the vehicles used to target ATMs for robbery... Torch, explosives, in a van? Since their sources of funding is drying up they need a way to keep the money rolling in. Seems like this is what it is.

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SEV3Npoint 4 points ago +4 / -0

CREEPER VAN

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LadypedeVT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Were they preparing for the next rally??

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden rally sure.

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RectalDecompression 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been buying tendies for months now, I'm ready to hunker down in my mom's basement.

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those are just ideas, bigot

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jsmurphy62 3 points ago +3 / -0

"This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around"...

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Mixlplex 2 points ago +2 / -0

At first I thought this was Psycho Killer and then realized it's Life During Wartime. Nice!

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they’re conservatives sure!

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My2Cents 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pattern on fabric in the bkgnd looks like that Space Invaders tattoo on the Antifa fascist in Kenosha.

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Mr_Man 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me guess. It's those DARN white supremacists again?

The one's that wear antifa masks and work for the FBI?

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RedFoxOnFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Peaceful protestors.

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ok_b00mer 1 point ago +1 / -0

was the fbi

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peaceful_rioter 1 point ago +1 / -0

ukranian disinformation, obviously

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Trumpaholic831 1 point ago +1 / -0

MSM response. . . . Boy, we're sure lucky that peaceful protestor who owns the van was around to confiscate all those dangerous weapons to protect the city . . . . . . . . .

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Tulkas71 1 point ago +1 / -0

damn white supremacist!

/S

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