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Hey California, you voted for this. (media.patriots.win) 😷 LOCKDOWN BS 😷
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DrLuther 141 points ago +141 / -0

The truly pathetic thing is that some people will actually enthusiastically obey this insanity.

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nairebis 86 points ago +86 / -0

I actually know people like this here in California. They're insane.

My wife was having a little dinner reunion recently with her sorority sisters, of which the nut was one. She told everyone that she would only attend if 1) They all wore masks, 2) They all sat six feet apart, and 3) No eating or drinking (because they would have to remove their mask).

They had the reunion without her.

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DrLuther 59 points ago +59 / -0

I'd rather be dead than live in that kind of abject panic.

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sackofwisdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Womp womp.

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Losersloseagain2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

i think cults have less rules

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Destineed369 8 points ago +8 / -0

Punishment for breaking these rules deserves equal punishment against those who enforce them.

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 35 points ago +35 / -0

yup..the left in California are completely delusional. I live here I see them..its insane the amount of hysteria Newsom has instilled in the people.

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QuietSpark 29 points ago +29 / -0

They literally get off on being obedient serfs.

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MajorCaticus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, it’s driven by an envious hatred of their neighbors.

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TP4bunghole 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is a leftist's dream.

The state dictating behavior, down to the smallest detail. Expressing its power through mountains of bureaucracy, rules, regulations, punishments, fines, official announcements, etc. The people obediently waiting for their next instruction, standing still until given an order to move by the state, and then, only as far as the order tells them to.

This is an enactment of the engame of leftism - californians must be ecstatic about it.

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Keiichi81 21 points ago +21 / -0

I have a lot of them on my Facebook. They post constantly shaming anyone they see who isn't shivering in fear in their basement about The Coof, and legitimately believe we need to remain locked down well into next summer if not longer.

It's depressing to see.

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DrLuther 13 points ago +13 / -0

New York is similar. My great aunt's husband won't let us visit her because he's afraid she'll catch the Coof. Also, she's dying of an inoperable, malignant brain tumor.

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FEMAcampswimteam 71 points ago +71 / -0

Cali loves tyranny, this is what a fascist is. Libs live in the world of "no you" mind set, the hivemind of these people...

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50blessings 50 points ago +50 / -0

This is what true “democracy” brings you. When the uneducated, mediocre, and flat out stupid people can overwhelm you with sheer numbers, you get a failed state. Dunning-Kruger Effect be damned, this state is filled with idiots. I didn’t even read some of the textbooks in college and I got top grades in some classes. I don’t even consider myself the smartest person ever and I graduated from a UC with honors. The population is filled with low IQ people who embrace herd mentality and will willing enslave themselves to fit in.

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 12 points ago +12 / -0

nailed it.

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50blessings 19 points ago +19 / -0

It was incredible; in college, I was considered outspoken and active in class when I was always the quiet Asian kid who kept his head down simply because people are afraid to speak their mind; they need peer approval. I would be one of the few people who stuck my neck out and answered questions or dissented on an issue while everyone else was cowed by fear of public scrutiny. Gone are the days of independent thought. People were brainless conformists. Being an outcast helped me leave the generic leftist mindset of teens and young adults behind.

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FEMAcampswimteam 9 points ago +9 / -0

Was such a beautiful state, wish it would go back to the John Wayne days. Thought of moving to the Sacramento area years ago but didn't pan out, in a way dodged a bullet with that one yet still in NY.

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booblitchutz 10 points ago +11 / -1

Parts of California are still gorgeous. It's not all LA sprawl.

Maybe some day we can break the grip the democrats have on CA with their voter fraud schemes and reclaim it for America.

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Bidensbrain2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would be the best outcome. You would think they would be able to predict the outcome but then it's hard to overestimate the stupidity that can come out of the twitter echo chamber. It just might work!

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spicyfries 22 points ago +22 / -0

Look god damn it, we voted against this shit time and again. Every time we win the vote, the activist judges overrule us. We didn't vote for any of this. It was foisted on us through fraud or fiat.

When there is corruption at the highest level, our votes don't matter.

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JimDandy 14 points ago +14 / -0

That and CalGOP was filled with turncoats who sell out for a dime. I really cannot trust McCarthy as Speaker of the House. I would rather see Jim Jordan with the gavel

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Pats5x 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ditto, I don't trust McCarthy at all. Would much rather Nunes, Jordan, or Gohmert

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spicyfries 4 points ago +4 / -0

And they overturned Prop 8. 70% of California said "NO" to homo marriage but we got it anyway.

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Reave 51 points ago +51 / -0

California, knows how to party... wtf happened.

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MightyBright 15 points ago +15 / -0

California knows how to (Chinese Communist) Party.

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Basileus 33 points ago +33 / -0

I wouldn't be shocked if 2Pac's cause of death was amended to COVID

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booblitchutz 6 points ago +7 / -1

Sharon Tate's cause of death was recently revised to COVID, so I wouldn't be surprised.

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meals23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man I couldn't believe it, the other day I read about how they found Jimmy Hoffa's body! Autopsy revealed he died of Covid

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

And voted for Biden.

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 11 points ago +11 / -0

open borders and liberalism to the nth degree.

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UnlikelyWolverine 44 points ago +44 / -0

Yeah, that's a big "go fuck yourself" from me.

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Drinkup4 42 points ago +42 / -0

I guess if you have 3 adult kids, one of them is going to find out they are not the favorite.

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John_McFly 12 points ago +12 / -0

Send out an ACB meme, last one to send a pepe eats at Boston Market.

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socal_maga 29 points ago +29 / -0

California pede here.

Here's my take on this. I live in SoCal, in a moderately liberal town, in the outskirts of LA county. At the height of this chinavirus nonsense, the vast majority of folks on community forums, Facebook groups, etc, were going NUTS...following the government 'mandates' as if the government actually have two shits about them. These folks then turned into mask nazis down the line.

As this shit show has progressed, and the numbers have come to light, and as people have started to realize how massively overblown this whole thing really is, there's been a steady progression away from blindly following what the commie "leaders" say.

The latest episode: Halloween.

LA County and local officials have been pushing posts and multimedia discouraging people from taking their kids out to trick-or-treat or having any sort of Halloween gathering. The pushback from locals has been EPIC. It's like suddenly, everyone's balls dropped simultaneously. Suddenly, everyone agrees with my anti-commie posts and "99.96% survival rate" posts. People are coming around and understanding that, yes a risk exists, but no, we're not hiding under a rock any longer. As a bonus -- and one I never expected to see -- an awful lot of folks are positively about Trump and dong the work to convince others to vote for the madman.

It's just...what even is this timeline?! What an amazing time to be alive.

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sackofwisdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

What an amazing time to be alive.

Lol, heard this in the voice of the Two Minute Papers guy.

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socal_maga 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL

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Keep_on_Trumpin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard it in the voice of Jasper after discovering moon pies

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800080 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cabin fever.

Not usually seen in So.Cal. because you don't get cold & snow for a few months of the year.

The only cure is to get out of the house. People are starting to get sick of the lockdowns, even the ones that had the crap scared out of them by the media are starting to turn up in public around here.

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ObongoForPrison2020 27 points ago +27 / -0

Then, one day, for no reason at all...

Thousands of tyrants were dragged from their mansions and slaughtered in the streets. The People were happy. The People were free.

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pink-moonbeam 22 points ago +22 / -0

Link? Can’t find it on the California Health Dept site.

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VonBustacap 12 points ago +12 / -0

That shit was real? Yea, Thank GEOTUS I'm in the "Fuck You California" crowd.

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pink-moonbeam 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

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caKAG 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is go as well as the California's attempt to cancel Independence Day. People in California won't follow those health dictates just like on Independence Day when they lit up the sky with Fireworks after the Firework shows were canceled.

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Sum_devil 19 points ago +19 / -0

I know most people will Ignore this bullshit overreach by newsom but tbh this sort of behavior deserves a political ass whipping. You should be afraid to act so blatantly against the American people’s intelligence but they aren’t. America has become kind of a little bitch the way it lets corruption just make its home.

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FreedomFromGovt 15 points ago +15 / -0

Meh. Call it a 'protest against privileged white meat', and then do whatever you want.

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10gauge 13 points ago +13 / -0

Newsom is a petty tyrant piece of shit.

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Zude 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Your guests may not serve themselves." From whence do you derive this authority, CA government? I am extremely certain that you, in fact, do not have the authority to regulate the manner in which people portion out food in their own homes. Did Stalinist Russia ever even dream of going this far?

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Zude 5 points ago +5 / -0

HAHAH!!! No doubt.

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smilieface 1 point ago +1 / -0

No one but the stupidest of fucks is going to follow these rules, and anyone who would is probably not even going to have a gathering because it is safer to hole up in their home and die alone.

Die from suicide that is.

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freebirdie 11 points ago +11 / -0

I live in the bay area of California. Police will not be enforcing this nonsense, just like they don't enforce the existing private home "restrictions". I see libtards whining on next door all the time about how their neighbor had a big party, they called the cops, but nothing happened and now we're all going to die. He wrote it so he could say he has "a plan". Btw, I will be hosting a family gathering, indoors, and no one will be the least bit worried.

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Industry4 10 points ago +10 / -0

I would rather get Covid than go through this bullshit. I'm serious.

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KetchupAndMayo 9 points ago +9 / -0

I live in CA and I did NOT vote for this guy or any of his effing ilk. He's a commie bastard and can suck my big fat turkey leg. Edit: I never wear a mask unless I can't enter a store without it. MFers.

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve been kicked out of two stores so far, enterprise rental car and Bank of America

For the rental I just went to thrifty and the guy hooked me up; I told him I booked online I need to pick up but I can’t wear a mask, can I come in? he said “I can help you” and that was it.

For my bank, it turned into a shit show, I went to a different branch stood in line, they called me up, I said I need to cash a check, I’m a customer, but I can’t wear a mask, and the teller said “no problem come on up”.

I’ve never pulled this image On my phone but I cite it all the time, all you have to do is tell them I can’t wear a mask due to a medical condition, and they are supposed to stop and accept that - the two situations above did not, I am waiting for some time to call ADA to lodge complaints about the above Violations

https://i.postimg.cc/fy9T0rDZ/face-mask-exempt-card.jpg

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MadRussian 8 points ago +8 / -0

Will California furnish complimentary stormtroopers to enforce this shite?

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

I commented the same thing on a similar post, I say fuck it if the bathroom is not sanitized just go to the bathroom outside, Based on that list it sounds like that would be allowed

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UnlikelyWolverine 16 points ago +16 / -0

And in most places in CA, perfectly legal. You can shit anywhere there.

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DeadOverRed 10 points ago +10 / -0

Except for Pelosi's driveway.

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800080 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or Nadlers pants

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

What did they ever charge that guy with? He got arrested by the DC capital police in California?

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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually don't think they charged him, so maybe you can poop there after all!

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good to know! (I was asking for a fren)...

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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. Tell all your friends!

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

I drink water out of the sink at the gym since the water fountains are turned off.

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Brookes 7 points ago +8 / -1

We didn’t vote for this.

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DontTouchMyGuns 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can confirm, am Californian, did not vote for this.

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wizzingonwallstreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Around here it would hence forth be known as the thanksgiving day massacre.

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ProfessorRomendev 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you follow these rules, you deserve everything that happens to you.

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Gstreetshit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Absolutely maddening

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John_McFly 5 points ago +5 / -0

What if you're getting a foot job from a family member? Asking for a presidential candidate.

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munky82 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well your faces are about 6 feet apart....so A-okay

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Truglow 5 points ago +5 / -0

California is the turkey.

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ShitOfPeace 4 points ago +4 / -0

We'd be better off killing ourselves than listening to this clown and leading a miserable pointless life.

I'm going to enjoy myself on Thanksgiving, and that means not following this bullshit.

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FartyMcFartFace 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck YOU, Gruesome! You've ALWAYS been a POS - ever since I first sat uniformed security IFO your house when you were SF Mayor - never acknowledging us as you rode past. Self-Serving POS!

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chahn1138 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, I voted against it, but it did not matter...

DO NOT BAIL US OUT.

Blessed Reality is going to teach us the Truth!

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geneticMessiah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Use single serve disposable dishes, from the people who brought you banning straws.

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MenicusMoldbug 4 points ago +14 / -10

I hope we see videos of Californians being arrested on Thanksgiving for violating any of these rules.

They get what they deserve.

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BuckMontrose 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah. Not so fast there chief. There are a ton of conservatives here who have been outnumbered by illegals and leftist coastal elites. With ballot harvesting and gerrymandering the entire system is set up so we (the right) never win.

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TrumpBringsLight 4 points ago +4 / -0

I read a phrase in there as.... leftist cannibal elites

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wintertime94 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even the non conservatives don’t give a fuck here

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freebirdie 13 points ago +13 / -0

I do not deserve this. I've voted for conservatives in CA for possibly longer than you've been alive.

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4touchdownbundy 5 points ago +5 / -0

CA contributes a lot to Trump my friend!!

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

CA was red until the federal government opened the borders.

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DomTullipso 4 points ago +4 / -0

Until Reagan gave amnesty. A lot of pedes here hate to admit that

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BasedOnWhat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only if they are Democrat voters.

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GadgetLex 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gatherings must be two hours or less, no singing or chanting.

This is going to seriously cut into the Deep State's midnight black mass celebration.

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Rockonanon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also we get to fuck your bride on the night of your wedding.

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MrJugsMcBulge 4 points ago +4 / -0

A significant number of Democrats would be okay with that.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give up your 2A and they would actually enforce this.

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Lovethycountry 3 points ago +4 / -1

Holy shit! And you people in Cali are standing for this shit!? 👌ohhh kayyyy......

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JimDandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fear factor runs deep in Cali.

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BasedOnWhat 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is unconstitutional as fuck. Not like the Dems care about that...

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freebirdie 5 points ago +5 / -0

They can't and won't. Cops are not responding to reports about stuff like this. At least not in San Jose.

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freebirdie 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only time I've seen cops around here give a single fuck about masks was a massive party that was held at a public park, but there were easily over 100 guests, people were drinking when liquor is prohibited there, and you could hear the noise a mile away.

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Awwreader 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m from California and never voted for that sob Newsom. Always learned more conservative. It’s sad to see. He needs to be recalled! Trying for Help make it happen!

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Isthisusedtoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tar and feathers

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Gameswaqq 2 points ago +2 / -0

I definitely didn't, but you know how Los Angeles is.

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Sum_devil 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thank you Governor newsom for keeping us safe!

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Misanthrope 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell them, "Mind your own damn business!".

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69moleman420 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whose gonna tell newsome to go suck a dick and take a hike

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acerusso 1 point ago +1 / -0

It wa more like reagan made a compromise and the democrat didnt hold up their side of the bargain so we got a ton of illegals turned citizens and no wall. So we are actually the largest conservative state by numbers but are out voted by hordes of illegals and their kids.

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SpezDispenser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dropped this red pill at work this morning.