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Shitposter69 36 points ago +36 / -0

I think most of us here would crawl over broken glass to vote for this dude, lol

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KnoxHarrington 28 points ago +28 / -0

Donald J. Trump would have to literally murder me himself for me not to vote for him.

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KnoxHarrington 4 points ago +4 / -0

3 PENCES

Any mortal would wither under the combined strength of the steely gaze of 3 Pences.

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GCotN 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the only thing he could do to change my vote. Updoot

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berson129 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even then its still not a deal breaker

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rubberkidney 2 points ago +2 / -0

he could 100% be declared the winner, slow hiden drops dead and kamala gets locked up and the election forfeit and i would STILL go vote for him.