Costco is running out of TP again. Remember to stock up! Opinion from Anon
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I doubt anything will happen to Biden, whether we win or not. No one has the balls to arrest or charge him. Dems are "untouchable"
If Trump has the balls to arrest him it will probably start WWIII with China + civil war. If we win that he goes down as best pres in history
C'mon man, c'mon, look, I look, $ee here'$ the deal, here'$ the deal, I I that, okay look china ain't the problem man, china ain't the problem, it'$ uh okay uh it'$ not china....
I slightly disagree on the latter as Trump has far better military capabilities now compared to what washington did. The better comparison to the revolution would be if present-day Canada took on China and won, mostly because much of Canada's military still uses weapons from that day. If he did end up winning that war though he'd definitely be top-3 though, as I'd argue he's currently tied with JFK but hasn't yet hit the roosevelt/washington tier yet.
True that. But also got to consider the deep state is the most nefarious thing in history and is invisible. Washington had to deal with the Conway Cabal, but the deep state makes that look like ants underfoot.
The deep state might be terrible, but they're still one connected threat as they have massive ties to all of america's biggest enemies (china). In Washington's case he had multiple threats from all sides, including the british on his east and north, the spanish that were slowly encroaching from the south, and the vast amount of indian tribes who were being bribed by all kinds of other nations. If Trump goes to war with China and wins all of the BS (the deep state stuff, the russia shenanigans, the media) are effectively powerless. When washington went to war with britain and won, he still had a ton of other conflicts at hand that wouldn't end until the early 1900s.
Why arrest Slow Joe? He ain’t going anywhere.
That's a hill I'm willing to die on. If destroying traitors and pedophiles requires war, so be it.
He only goes down as the best pres in history if we stop the left from re-writing the history.
They probably already have the revised history published saying Trump's presidency was fraught with chaos and unrest because orange man was just so bad.
Yeah this is a stupid post. Biden will die comfortably in his bed surrounded by his pedophile, crackhead, corrupt, degenerate family.
The DOJ will NEVER go after Biden. Simply will not happen, no matter who Trump appoints, the swam will never harm itself.
Just put that jackoff fantasy to bed.
You lose your leverage in blackmail two ways:
In blackmail the game is to keep your victim legitimately afraid of you leaking the info AND to make sure they remain valuable. If the target gives up and tells you to release the info, it means whatever you had wasn't damaging enough and you never had leverage to begin with.
the military does. enjoy the show.
Weird I just got an email from a 100% non political but very religious guy I consider to be as close to an apostle as you can get. It said: there is a storm coming. Things will never be the same. For those whose God is the Lord, they shall overcome! Stay close to him.
A non-religious guy being an apostle? Think you meant apostate Pede :)
Non political but is religious
an apostate would not be religious.
I know, he changed his post (it shows as "edited" now) because it used to say "not very religious guy." ;)
fair enough.... :)
Religion is a man-made construct. Cain brought his own version of a sacrifice to God, he didn't listen to God's instructions, he tried to approach Him his own way, it didn't end well.
This was the start of religion.
yep there's been quite a few prophecies already about basically "shit hitting the fan" to put it lightly
It's okay. I have three shells.
but do you know how to use them?
Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.
You Are Fined 1 Credit For A Violation Of The Verbal Morality Statute
THAT IS MY LINE YOU SON OF A BITCH!
You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute
I fuckin love this place.
Wait, what’re the shells for?
Some insane leftist environmental thing. Don't use TP. Use three shells to wipe your ass to save the earth. I wish I were joking.
Uh, its a movie quote and trope from a Stallone movie called Demolition Man.
Guy is in cryo-stasis for 50ish years and when awoken he tries to catch up on life in the future. He went to the bathroom and came out because they are out of toilet paper and there are 3 sea shells where it should be. He's then laughed at because he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells. It's never explained what they do. People just enjoy being "in" on a joke, even if they don't get it themselves.
https://youtu.be/gdnuOa7tDco
LOL. I stand corrected. Old movie is old.
Hey, stop reminding me I am old.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gdnuOa7tDco
It’s from demolition man
Oh, haha. Saw that once 20 years ago.
No worries, friend!
LOL, but can you blame me for thinking it was real? (Thinking about "1 sheet" Sheryl Crow and Gwynneth "Pee in your garden" Paltrow). ;)
Honestly I cannot! Sounds plausibly like a thing someone would be advocating for in this day and age haha
Fuckin' love Taco Bell. Want to have sex?
Now that's a classic pickup line. Do I know you IRL? Have I tried to hit on you with that line?
Demolition Man
Hahaha more gay LARP. Yes, we should all be prepared with some extra food, some extra bottled water, and some warm blankets. But Democrats blew their load too early in 2020. Their cause is unpopular and I fully suspect that the overwhelming majority will be so demoralized that they'll just curl up in a ball and cry. We'll get lucky and a few of them will kill themselves. The militant ones will go out for a few more nights of rioting until the Soros Bux run out.
Expect the best, prepare for the worst.
Can confirm (the TP shortage). TP is already unavailable in many places by me.
Everyone panic buying because they know the Dems will start wreaking havoc.
Entire row of ALL paper goods dead empty in a large chain here that never fully ran out during the prior chaos, and when I examined the 'full' row of tp and misc next to it most was barely 2 deep...
Legit decided this Post I read just before going shoppinh was real, came back to Comment.
Blue cities are gonna be fucked on November 4. Stock up and have extra food on hand if you’re also stuck in one.
Blue city pede locked and loaded
If you haven’t got a bidet already, shame on you.
But really people, tp is not what i would consider an essential item. Look up backcountry bidet by andrew skurka. Its even easier if you have running water.
It's weird, but some people are scared of them. I had one of the nicest Japanese ones and absolutely no one but me would use it. Everyone liked the heated seat though.
I always get crazy looks when I tell people how clean their butt holes could be if they just sprayed it off with a little, affordable toilet bolt on. Oh well. I guess I’ll continue to have to cleanest butt around.
I am imagining you standing in line at the grocery store giving unsolicited anal hygiene advice to fellow patrons.
That would be hilarious.
My parents have a bidet, and I like it. It doesn't supersede the need for TP, however. I still have to wipe. Maybe it's just that I have a hairier derrière.
Definitely need to pat dry
I got a bidet for the first time right before the pandemic hit and I’m still working on the toilet paper package I bought in February. It easily pays for itself, and you’re cleaner to boot!
Yep. The amount of tp going in my septic has been cut in half at least
Our water restrictions make them unrealistic....
JS
They sell some nicer bidet's for $200 ish on sale.
Heated seat, heated water, led night lights, blow dryers, remote control, the whole works. Or you can get a manual one for cheap, that just sprays straight from the pipe if you don't mind cold water.
I bought mine earlier this year and they aren't perfect and there is a bit of a learning curve to clean well. But for what its worth, I think they are great and well worth the cost if you can afford it. I use an extremely small amount of TP now, usually because I'm impatient to wait 2 minutes for the blow dryer to do its thing.
I’ve been stocking up all summer. I think I’m shittin on about 113 rolls atm.
This is the way to do it. Prep, not panic-buy.
Last year I wasn't into guns and I thought preppers were being silly.
Welp.
Welcome home, pede.
TP is gross
Yep. People need to spray their butts with water. It’s the way.
After the store inventories recovered from covid I've been slowly buying extra goods and survival gear throughout the year.
Same....
But my canned meats/frozen and TP stash had winnowed down farther than is comfortable if SHTF again.
Im stocking up on ammo wherever I can find it
You can imagine my frustration sitting in this liberal shithole we call commiefornia
Gotta admit, I like the "Biden arrested" part.
LARPing garbage
Stop falling for this shit. Take it from someone who remembers the same crap in 2016. The same crap that never materialized.
"TRUST THE PLAN"
Not gonna lie, told my parents to stock up on TP weeks ago unironically. Also have a shit load of freeze dried meals to be good for a month.
Downside is electric stove and well pump...but I think that side of things is a long shot anyway.
Worse case, just get the freeze dry food wet, let it soak for an appropriate amount of time depending on what it is and eat it.
Yeah that's what I figured. Have a rain barrel and hiking filter for water if I need it, and a shit ton of propane for both my grille and a camping stove, so I should have my bases covered besides being able to shower.
Those inverters are typically only a couple hundred watts of power (12V fused at 10-15 amps). Probably not ideal for heating something tbh, but certainly good enough for charging electronics.
This is honestly pretty far-fetched. Should we wake precaution, especially if you live in a big city? Absolutely. But I doubt it’s appcalyptic
I'm not a prepper by any means, but I've been stocking up to make sure I don't get caught totally flat-footed if and when they try to screw up the country again.
Well, putting a capital A on Anon does not make this any more than “some dude somewhere has an opinion and it got made into a graphic file to look important”. Cuz....that is what “Anon” is here.
That said. Go buy preps.
Dehumanise yourself and face to the bloodshed.
where does the "uncontested" word coming from? Did something get leaked?
is this confirmed to happen?
Remember, whether or not there’s an emergency looming, it’s a good idea to be stocked up on essentials.
I love these idiots thinking everything will go to hell then be fine again in 14 days.
If everything does go to hell, 14 days won’t fix any of it.
Which is why sensible peeps ALSO stockpiled materials for a coldframe/greenhouse, soils, seeds, and chickens minimum... or advised a friend with the space to do it and contributed to the cause.
except that will not happen
I keep supplies for hurricane preparedness.
A "storm" indeed.
I wouldn’t bet my bank account on this exact scenario. But I have pickled and bought 2 months of food. Ammo for my shotgun since I am having a hard time finding 9mm ammo. And by the grace of God I bought a house that runs on solar before all this started.
People say the military will take out Trump. The entirety of law enforcement is behind Trump. The majority of service members are behind Trump. The majority of gun owning veterans and Patriots are behind Trump.
I worry about the FBI and the CIA.
Bill Barr can wipe my ass until something actually happens.
I feel dumber for having read this.
Bulllllshitttttt
anon sucks
just get a bidet, sparkly bung holes
More fucking nonsense.
Trust Sessions...
I’ve been prepping for months.
At work we keep getting prepped on what do if people riot again, even though no one has been rioting over here in since right after floyd.
4chan loves to LARP my goodness.
Dear God in Heaven, please let this be true.
President is elected by Electoral college. They will pull some BS and redirect their votes to the parties chosen candidate, likely Kamala, if Biden is taken out of the picture. Essentially if Biden "wins" the electoral votes Nov3, and then is arrested/taken out, democrats basically get carte-blanche to install whoever they want as President.
Could be why they arent REALLY defending against these allegations. Its a perfect situation for them.
Wouldn't go uncontested. It would go to Kamala. Unless she's arrested too. Not gonna happen, just a larp.
BS
you cant blame me when the gitl next door keeps getting naked for no reason
Bullshit