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sustainable_saltmine 121 points ago +123 / -2

I doubt anything will happen to Biden, whether we win or not. No one has the balls to arrest or charge him. Dems are "untouchable"

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Indelible_Hippo 49 points ago +49 / -0

If Trump has the balls to arrest him it will probably start WWIII with China + civil war. If we win that he goes down as best pres in history

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JoeandHunterBiden11 30 points ago +30 / -0

C'mon man, c'mon, look, I look, $ee here'$ the deal, here'$ the deal, I I that, okay look china ain't the problem man, china ain't the problem, it'$ uh okay uh it'$ not china....

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IamM 15 points ago +15 / -0

I slightly disagree on the latter as Trump has far better military capabilities now compared to what washington did. The better comparison to the revolution would be if present-day Canada took on China and won, mostly because much of Canada's military still uses weapons from that day. If he did end up winning that war though he'd definitely be top-3 though, as I'd argue he's currently tied with JFK but hasn't yet hit the roosevelt/washington tier yet.

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Indelible_Hippo 16 points ago +16 / -0

True that. But also got to consider the deep state is the most nefarious thing in history and is invisible. Washington had to deal with the Conway Cabal, but the deep state makes that look like ants underfoot.

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IamM 13 points ago +13 / -0

The deep state might be terrible, but they're still one connected threat as they have massive ties to all of america's biggest enemies (china). In Washington's case he had multiple threats from all sides, including the british on his east and north, the spanish that were slowly encroaching from the south, and the vast amount of indian tribes who were being bribed by all kinds of other nations. If Trump goes to war with China and wins all of the BS (the deep state stuff, the russia shenanigans, the media) are effectively powerless. When washington went to war with britain and won, he still had a ton of other conflicts at hand that wouldn't end until the early 1900s.

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border_humper 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why arrest Slow Joe? He ain’t going anywhere.

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rando_calrissian 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's a hill I'm willing to die on. If destroying traitors and pedophiles requires war, so be it.

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

He only goes down as the best pres in history if we stop the left from re-writing the history.

They probably already have the revised history published saying Trump's presidency was fraught with chaos and unrest because orange man was just so bad.

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booblitchutz 13 points ago +15 / -2

Yeah this is a stupid post. Biden will die comfortably in his bed surrounded by his pedophile, crackhead, corrupt, degenerate family.

The DOJ will NEVER go after Biden. Simply will not happen, no matter who Trump appoints, the swam will never harm itself.

Just put that jackoff fantasy to bed.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

You lose your leverage in blackmail two ways:

  1. The person you are trying to leverage has nothing left of value to you
  2. You actually release the info you're using to leverage them

In blackmail the game is to keep your victim legitimately afraid of you leaking the info AND to make sure they remain valuable. If the target gives up and tells you to release the info, it means whatever you had wasn't damaging enough and you never had leverage to begin with.

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BigMikesD 7 points ago +7 / -0

the military does. enjoy the show.

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raytwentynine 46 points ago +46 / -0 (edited)

Weird I just got an email from a 100% non political but very religious guy I consider to be as close to an apostle as you can get. It said: there is a storm coming. Things will never be the same. For those whose God is the Lord, they shall overcome! Stay close to him.

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Tx50bmg 18 points ago +19 / -1

A non-religious guy being an apostle? Think you meant apostate Pede :)

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raytwentynine 8 points ago +8 / -0

Non political but is religious

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RandomUzer 2 points ago +2 / -0

an apostate would not be religious.

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Tx50bmg 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know, he changed his post (it shows as "edited" now) because it used to say "not very religious guy." ;)

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RandomUzer 2 points ago +2 / -0

fair enough.... :)

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durkadurka -1 points ago +5 / -6

Religion is a man-made construct. Cain brought his own version of a sacrifice to God, he didn't listen to God's instructions, he tried to approach Him his own way, it didn't end well.

This was the start of religion.

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Two_Scoops__ 5 points ago +5 / -0

yep there's been quite a few prophecies already about basically "shit hitting the fan" to put it lightly

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ORANGE-MAN-RAD 31 points ago +32 / -1

It's okay. I have three shells.

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Likeitirish1 14 points ago +14 / -0

but do you know how to use them?

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Tx50bmg 18 points ago +19 / -1

Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

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1DontTreadOnMe1 16 points ago +16 / -0

You Are Fined 1 Credit For A Violation Of The Verbal Morality Statute

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JohnSpartanSAPD 7 points ago +7 / -0

THAT IS MY LINE YOU SON OF A BITCH!

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Tx50bmg 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute

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xBigCoffinHunter 7 points ago +7 / -0

I fuckin love this place.

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qdiddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, what’re the shells for?

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ORANGE-MAN-RAD 3 points ago +5 / -2

Some insane leftist environmental thing. Don't use TP. Use three shells to wipe your ass to save the earth. I wish I were joking.

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Stekky75 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

Uh, its a movie quote and trope from a Stallone movie called Demolition Man.

Guy is in cryo-stasis for 50ish years and when awoken he tries to catch up on life in the future. He went to the bathroom and came out because they are out of toilet paper and there are 3 sea shells where it should be. He's then laughed at because he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells. It's never explained what they do. People just enjoy being "in" on a joke, even if they don't get it themselves.

https://youtu.be/gdnuOa7tDco

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ORANGE-MAN-RAD 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. I stand corrected. Old movie is old.

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Stekky75 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, stop reminding me I am old.

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Ptannerdactyl 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gdnuOa7tDco

It’s from demolition man

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ORANGE-MAN-RAD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, haha. Saw that once 20 years ago.

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Ptannerdactyl 1 point ago +1 / -0

No worries, friend!

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ORANGE-MAN-RAD 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL, but can you blame me for thinking it was real? (Thinking about "1 sheet" Sheryl Crow and Gwynneth "Pee in your garden" Paltrow). ;)

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Ptannerdactyl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly I cannot! Sounds plausibly like a thing someone would be advocating for in this day and age haha

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ippwndu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuckin' love Taco Bell. Want to have sex?

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ORANGE-MAN-RAD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now that's a classic pickup line. Do I know you IRL? Have I tried to hit on you with that line?

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ObongoForPrison2020 30 points ago +30 / -0

Hahaha more gay LARP. Yes, we should all be prepared with some extra food, some extra bottled water, and some warm blankets. But Democrats blew their load too early in 2020. Their cause is unpopular and I fully suspect that the overwhelming majority will be so demoralized that they'll just curl up in a ball and cry. We'll get lucky and a few of them will kill themselves. The militant ones will go out for a few more nights of rioting until the Soros Bux run out.

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TheBroodwich 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes, we should all be prepared with some extra food, some extra bottled water, and some warm blankets.

Agreed, that is just good practice and common sense regardless.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Expect the best, prepare for the worst.

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weisschild 26 points ago +26 / -0

Can confirm (the TP shortage). TP is already unavailable in many places by me.

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Tx50bmg 25 points ago +25 / -0

Everyone panic buying because they know the Dems will start wreaking havoc.

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trockr 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mostly peaceful havoc tho

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sdl5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Entire row of ALL paper goods dead empty in a large chain here that never fully ran out during the prior chaos, and when I examined the 'full' row of tp and misc next to it most was barely 2 deep...

Legit decided this Post I read just before going shoppinh was real, came back to Comment.

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secretbern 18 points ago +18 / -0

Blue cities are gonna be fucked on November 4. Stock up and have extra food on hand if you’re also stuck in one.

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socal_maga 13 points ago +13 / -0

Blue city pede locked and loaded

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Choomguy 16 points ago +16 / -0

If you haven’t got a bidet already, shame on you.

But really people, tp is not what i would consider an essential item. Look up backcountry bidet by andrew skurka. Its even easier if you have running water.

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residue69 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's weird, but some people are scared of them. I had one of the nicest Japanese ones and absolutely no one but me would use it. Everyone liked the heated seat though.

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RighteousViolence1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I always get crazy looks when I tell people how clean their butt holes could be if they just sprayed it off with a little, affordable toilet bolt on. Oh well. I guess I’ll continue to have to cleanest butt around.

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superalienhyphy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am imagining you standing in line at the grocery store giving unsolicited anal hygiene advice to fellow patrons.

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RighteousViolence1 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be hilarious.

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Regionalphilbin 3 points ago +3 / -0

My parents have a bidet, and I like it. It doesn't supersede the need for TP, however. I still have to wipe. Maybe it's just that I have a hairier derrière.

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RighteousViolence1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Definitely need to pat dry

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Ptannerdactyl 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got a bidet for the first time right before the pandemic hit and I’m still working on the toilet paper package I bought in February. It easily pays for itself, and you’re cleaner to boot!

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RighteousViolence1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. The amount of tp going in my septic has been cut in half at least

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sdl5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our water restrictions make them unrealistic....

JS

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Stekky75 2 points ago +2 / -0

They sell some nicer bidet's for $200 ish on sale.

Heated seat, heated water, led night lights, blow dryers, remote control, the whole works. Or you can get a manual one for cheap, that just sprays straight from the pipe if you don't mind cold water.

I bought mine earlier this year and they aren't perfect and there is a bit of a learning curve to clean well. But for what its worth, I think they are great and well worth the cost if you can afford it. I use an extremely small amount of TP now, usually because I'm impatient to wait 2 minutes for the blow dryer to do its thing.

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xBigCoffinHunter 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’ve been stocking up all summer. I think I’m shittin on about 113 rolls atm.

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socal_maga 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is the way to do it. Prep, not panic-buy.

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Formerlurker92 11 points ago +12 / -1

Last year I wasn't into guns and I thought preppers were being silly.

Welp.

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socal_maga 10 points ago +10 / -0

Welcome home, pede.

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bellcurvestrikesback 10 points ago +11 / -1

TP is gross

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RighteousViolence1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep. People need to spray their butts with water. It’s the way.

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xdrunkagainx 7 points ago +8 / -1

After the store inventories recovered from covid I've been slowly buying extra goods and survival gear throughout the year.

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sdl5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same....

But my canned meats/frozen and TP stash had winnowed down farther than is comfortable if SHTF again.

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ispongeyou 6 points ago +7 / -1

Im stocking up on ammo wherever I can find it

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socal_maga 13 points ago +13 / -0

You can imagine my frustration sitting in this liberal shithole we call commiefornia

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Paul_Revere 6 points ago +7 / -1

Gotta admit, I like the "Biden arrested" part.

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merkmerk73 5 points ago +6 / -1

LARPing garbage

Stop falling for this shit. Take it from someone who remembers the same crap in 2016. The same crap that never materialized.

"TRUST THE PLAN"

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Derplestiltzkin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not gonna lie, told my parents to stock up on TP weeks ago unironically. Also have a shit load of freeze dried meals to be good for a month.

Downside is electric stove and well pump...but I think that side of things is a long shot anyway.

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RighteousViolence1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Worse case, just get the freeze dry food wet, let it soak for an appropriate amount of time depending on what it is and eat it.

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Derplestiltzkin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah that's what I figured. Have a rain barrel and hiking filter for water if I need it, and a shit ton of propane for both my grille and a camping stove, so I should have my bases covered besides being able to shower.

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Derplestiltzkin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those inverters are typically only a couple hundred watts of power (12V fused at 10-15 amps). Probably not ideal for heating something tbh, but certainly good enough for charging electronics.

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big8s 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is honestly pretty far-fetched. Should we wake precaution, especially if you live in a big city? Absolutely. But I doubt it’s appcalyptic

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DoofusRufus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not a prepper by any means, but I've been stocking up to make sure I don't get caught totally flat-footed if and when they try to screw up the country again.

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Mark0alag0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, putting a capital A on Anon does not make this any more than “some dude somewhere has an opinion and it got made into a graphic file to look important”. Cuz....that is what “Anon” is here.

That said. Go buy preps.

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Bragg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dehumanise yourself and face to the bloodshed.

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Two_Scoops__ 2 points ago +2 / -0

where does the "uncontested" word coming from? Did something get leaked?

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DougForsett 2 points ago +6 / -4

is this confirmed to happen?

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ThickCheney 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember, whether or not there’s an emergency looming, it’s a good idea to be stocked up on essentials.

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Fizbin7 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love these idiots thinking everything will go to hell then be fine again in 14 days.

If everything does go to hell, 14 days won’t fix any of it.

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sdl5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which is why sensible peeps ALSO stockpiled materials for a coldframe/greenhouse, soils, seeds, and chickens minimum... or advised a friend with the space to do it and contributed to the cause.

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Logan051361 2 points ago +3 / -1

except that will not happen

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BigIslandFrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

I keep supplies for hurricane preparedness.

A "storm" indeed.

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Drew 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn’t bet my bank account on this exact scenario. But I have pickled and bought 2 months of food. Ammo for my shotgun since I am having a hard time finding 9mm ammo. And by the grace of God I bought a house that runs on solar before all this started.

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monochromedout 2 points ago +2 / -0

People say the military will take out Trump. The entirety of law enforcement is behind Trump. The majority of service members are behind Trump. The majority of gun owning veterans and Patriots are behind Trump.

I worry about the FBI and the CIA.

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SuperSaiyanPOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill Barr can wipe my ass until something actually happens.

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel dumber for having read this.

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TH750 1 point ago +2 / -1

Bulllllshitttttt

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Ieggo 1 point ago +2 / -1

anon sucks

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NancyGhouloski 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tick tock bus the flan

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Pepega 1 point ago +1 / -0

just get a bidet, sparkly bung holes

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HighVoltage 1 point ago +1 / -0

More fucking nonsense.

Trust Sessions...

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Former_Libtard 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve been prepping for months.

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smilieface 1 point ago +1 / -0

At work we keep getting prepped on what do if people riot again, even though no one has been rioting over here in since right after floyd.

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Wheredidiputit 1 point ago +1 / -0

4chan loves to LARP my goodness.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dear God in Heaven, please let this be true.

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not_a_shill 1 point ago +1 / -0

President is elected by Electoral college. They will pull some BS and redirect their votes to the parties chosen candidate, likely Kamala, if Biden is taken out of the picture. Essentially if Biden "wins" the electoral votes Nov3, and then is arrested/taken out, democrats basically get carte-blanche to install whoever they want as President.

Could be why they arent REALLY defending against these allegations. Its a perfect situation for them.

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Erlik_Khan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wouldn't go uncontested. It would go to Kamala. Unless she's arrested too. Not gonna happen, just a larp.

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Phins360_FL 1 point ago +1 / -0

BS

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Losersloseagain2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

you cant blame me when the gitl next door keeps getting naked for no reason

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redditbsbsbs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bullshit