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Costco is running out of TP again. Remember to stock up! Opinion from Anon (media.patriots.win)
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– ORANGE-MAN-RAD 31 points ago +32 / -1

It's okay. I have three shells.

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– Likeitirish1 14 points ago +14 / -0

but do you know how to use them?

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– Tx50bmg 18 points ago +19 / -1

Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

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– 1DontTreadOnMe1 16 points ago +16 / -0

You Are Fined 1 Credit For A Violation Of The Verbal Morality Statute

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– deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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– JohnSpartanSAPD 7 points ago +7 / -0

THAT IS MY LINE YOU SON OF A BITCH!

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– Tx50bmg 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute

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– xBigCoffinHunter 7 points ago +7 / -0

I fuckin love this place.

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– qdiddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, what’re the shells for?

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– ORANGE-MAN-RAD 3 points ago +5 / -2

Some insane leftist environmental thing. Don't use TP. Use three shells to wipe your ass to save the earth. I wish I were joking.

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– Stekky75 5 points ago +5 / -0

Uh, its a movie quote and trope from a Stallone movie called Demolition Man.

Guy is in cryo-stasis for 50ish years and when awoken he tries to catch up on life in the future. He went to the bathroom and came out because they are out of toilet paper and there are 3 sea shells where it should be. He's then laughed at because he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells. It's never explained what they do. People just enjoy being "in" on a joke, even if they don't get it themselves.

https://youtu.be/gdnuOa7tDco

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– ORANGE-MAN-RAD 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. I stand corrected. Old movie is old.

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– Ptannerdactyl 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gdnuOa7tDco

It’s from demolition man

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– ORANGE-MAN-RAD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, haha. Saw that once 20 years ago.

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– ippwndu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuckin' love Taco Bell. Want to have sex?

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– ORANGE-MAN-RAD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now that's a classic pickup line. Do I know you IRL? Have I tried to hit on you with that line?

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– ippwndu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Demolition Man

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