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RighteousViolence1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I always get crazy looks when I tell people how clean their butt holes could be if they just sprayed it off with a little, affordable toilet bolt on. Oh well. I guess I’ll continue to have to cleanest butt around.

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superalienhyphy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am imagining you standing in line at the grocery store giving unsolicited anal hygiene advice to fellow patrons.

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RighteousViolence1 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be hilarious.

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Regionalphilbin 3 points ago +3 / -0

My parents have a bidet, and I like it. It doesn't supersede the need for TP, however. I still have to wipe. Maybe it's just that I have a hairier derrière.

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RighteousViolence1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Definitely need to pat dry

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Ptannerdactyl 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got a bidet for the first time right before the pandemic hit and I’m still working on the toilet paper package I bought in February. It easily pays for itself, and you’re cleaner to boot!

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RighteousViolence1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. The amount of tp going in my septic has been cut in half at least