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Leiloni 22 points ago +22 / -0

Convincing an Asian country to buy our rice blows my mind. How did he make that deal lol?

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ArcticPharaoh 7 points ago +9 / -2

I was just going to say. They probably make the best Chinese Race. [Rice Made in The United States of America]

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LorettasKankles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Different Grains for different brains?

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Vizrahen 6 points ago +6 / -0

China does not have the conditions to grow enough food for its population. Their farm land is shit compared to ours, and prone to frequently flooding and other weather disasters.

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wernerziegler 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, their crop lands were absolutely wrecked in June/July/August by flooding. They started a mandatory rationing at restaurants because of food shortages.

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LorettasKankles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone knows short grain white rice is the best. Jasmine rice sucks! Lol

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Leiloni 3 points ago +3 / -0

No way, long grain white rice is my go to!

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LorettasKankles 2 points ago +2 / -0

You like the long grain?!? It dries out too fast lol.

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Leiloni 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh well we add olive oil to it which tends to make for really fluffy, moist rice which is nice.

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LorettasKankles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey..I might have to try that out. Thanks Pede.

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slrpnls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Different rice for different dishes. Japonica variants like Calrose (grown in the US) is great for times when you want sticky short grain rice.

American long grain rice is sadly just not all that great for much.

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crash7863 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't Jasmine rice the sticky rice that makes it so you can actually eat rice with chopsticks?

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CrackaJack 14 points ago +15 / -1

And our oil!

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800080 3 points ago +3 / -0

But not our country.

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LorettasKankles 1 point ago +1 / -0

And my 🪓

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NoahGav 0 points ago +1 / -1

Pretty sure Gimli said that, not baby Yoda.

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PyroSphere 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump: I'll fuckin' do it again!!!

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deleted 7 points ago +8 / -1
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dirtbiscuit 6 points ago +7 / -1

This is the way.

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

And once we stop our politicians from selling the country out from under us it will be even better

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ObamaStoleMyBike 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m going to go pick up an 85” TV this weekend!

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dirtbiscuit 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember Trump saying we were coming together before the virus hit; people from the other side were calling him.

Great innovation will be born from prosperity--far better win for the environment than shutting everything down.

Peace, innovation, unity all flow from the prosperity GEOTUS has given us.

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Art-Vandelay41 3 points ago +3 / -0

Our memes have POWER y’all! Me and all my buddies are full MAGA but we had one “moderate Dem” guy in our group chat and he saw all the memes we were sharing from this site. He texted the chat today that he just voted for Donald J. Trump!

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had to read that twice. I read, "China buying our race"

Race, Rice. . .Both are true.

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DaveyBoyKag 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bought my first house this year. The Trump economy fuckin rules! My parents almost lost our house during the Obama years... I’ll never get off this train!

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Prometheus76 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Sudan paying reparations!

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MAGA_mantis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Economic genius.

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Afeazo 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the first “depression” in history where even the fast food workers are investing money into the stock market because it’s so lucrative. Also the first depression where rents were plummeting because so many people are moving out of them to buy homes.

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Current_Year_Acct 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tbf, a lot are buying houses because they’re fleeing the city.

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Indianapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Car sales through the roof. They are hardly able to keep them on the lot. This is bringing used car sale prices sky high. More money to salesmen. I have family manufacturing vehicles, they have tons of overtime and still can’t keep up with demand. Shits crazy right now.

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rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

...China buying Bidens...

Oops, true but wrong thread!

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Trump_Underground 2 points ago +2 / -0

I honestly think they thought they'd find something. They assumed Trump would act like them when he got in office. Boy were they wrong.

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Bunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

As someone who works in building supply and sees how much $$$ is coming through from developers this year, we are SO BUSY and I thank Trump for the job security.

Seriously, even with this pandemic BS and supply issues, our sales increased over 60% compared to last year.

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BigAmericanParty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rice to China? You serious? Whats next, ice to Eskimos?

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midgetpornrocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

...and our soy.