Ron swanson's best explanation of taxes for children: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDE9e0IZkbI

You have to take a bunch, but in 'small' chunks

• When they receive it
  • Some for the parents
  • some for the grandparents
  • some for the house they live in
  • some for their mandatory 'retirement' policy
  • some to give to their sibling, who refused to even try to trick or treat
  • some to bomb the neighbors with
• Some when they want to eat it
• Some each day if they want to continue owning it
• If they refuse, lock them in their room
• If they resist, shoot them
• Some when they're dead and want to leave the rest to their surviving siblings

good lesson.. teach them Young and it will be burned into there minds of the horrors of socialism/big government

Like taking candy from a baby!

Wear a Joe Biden mask while doing it.

Take 1/2 their candy and tell them "this is for the big guy"

I do the candy tax every year. But my tax plan is much MUCH lower, like a piece or two from each kid. They still get the point. I do it to teach them about taxes... yeah... really I do... 😉😉