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Marshall 15 points ago +15 / -0

No. An aneurysm will work just fine.

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Marshall 10 points ago +13 / -3

They might be right.

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Marshall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Forgive me for being pessimistic, but there are NO CONTROLS over the election process this time. They're even training workers on how to throw out poll watchers.

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RockyMin 32 points ago +32 / -0

She is really beginning to piss me off with all her talk like Trump already lost. First, there's all that crap about him peacefully leaving office and now this shit. What in the hell are her and the democrats planning?

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Lurkmoar347 12 points ago +12 / -0

The best part is when the numbers show Trump winning she’s bit going to accept the results “like a man” and instead cry about evil republicans blocking views or some crap.

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RockyMin 6 points ago +6 / -0

I really hope there is some way to stop this evil bitch.

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Marshall 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've heard several methods proposed.

  1. Water like Dorothy in OZ.

  2. A stake through the heart. Pick your favorite vampire movie.

  3. A Silver Bullet Werewolf.

  4. Trick her into saying isolep ycnan and send her back into the 5th dimension.

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TheTuckerDiaries 15 points ago +15 / -0

helicopter whirring intensifies

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notatallimsure 13 points ago +13 / -0

Try it, whore.

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Republicratarian43 13 points ago +13 / -0

Biden will never be my president

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makemyday007 11 points ago +11 / -0

... at a private ceremony at my 10 million dollar home in San Fran. Then we will eat chocolate and ice cream while we giggle like school girls over Hunter’s laptop photos.

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MrSnappy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nancy is scared

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Bigger_igloo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pretty sure that's directly announcing a coup.

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Greg-2012 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, only if a Republican says it.

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RedTX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Check and check! Lots of ammo, too. Only thing that may wear out would be my trigger finger!

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supersecretaccount82 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can usually see what the Dem spin is on stupid statements like this but here it just sounds like even if it's a Trump blowout, Biden will be declared the winner?

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Meatbank84 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good luck with that

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Stoya9186 6 points ago +6 / -0

Got news for ya bitch.

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mrs.rose 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think she meant to say "whenever" not whatever

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Greg-2012 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think she did say "whenever". I should probably remove the post, we don't want to spread fake news like CNN.

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mrs.rose 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean you're just reporting what the article said

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JamesBond007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Over 80 million dead bodies in piles of spent brass

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Retr0y0uthmarket 2 points ago +2 / -0

President of what? -Snake Plissken

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swanzinator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pelosi also once famously quipped, "Donald Trump will NOT be President of the United States. You can take that to the bank."

She's well past her expiration date. Time to hang it up, SanFranNan.

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Choppermagic 1 point ago +1 / -0

More likely he is committed as a resident of a mental facility