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pizza_lawyer 61 points ago +61 / -0

THIS!

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NavyGuy 6 points ago +6 / -0

๐Ÿคฃ

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loric4882 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bruh

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NoMoreLies 50 points ago +50 / -0

We have the best super-predators donโ€™t we folks ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

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ShartimusPrime 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bunch of fucking deplorables ๐Ÿ˜

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jiujiujiu 20 points ago +20 / -0

Lol omg

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Wood_Shampoo1 18 points ago +18 / -0

Came here to say this literally LMAO

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SheikFromMozambake 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm going to assume you meant "Your username is fucking awesome!" His fucking username may be awesome too but he hasn't told us what that is.

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Trumpican 53 points ago +53 / -0

You orange mother fucker you! Maga on fren

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thewashambro 12 points ago +12 / -0

yep. We need to get us some DINOs going on lol.

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M_A_G_A_2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

DINO even has a nice ring to it.

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ModernKnight 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where is u/sexualtyrannosaurus? He can be our first DINO.

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BlueBayou 1 point ago +1 / -0

I donโ€™t believe this will work. The left is currently focused on ideological purity. Better to let them continue to collapse. They will lose more and more.

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MixedBlacknWhite 31 points ago +31 / -0

" Score another transracial vote for the Orange Man. "

MY PEOPLE!

There are at least two of us here, we're taking over!

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Regionalphilbin 17 points ago +17 / -0

I just looked up "transracial." God damn, I am so so tired of my generation.

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MixedBlacknWhite 9 points ago +9 / -0

Every one of them has to be unique and some sort of way. but as soon as there are a lot of people in their unique pool, they have to jump out and create something new all over again

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ModernKnight 6 points ago +6 / -0

On the plus side, whenever someone accuses me of being a filthy, evil, privileged, straight white male, I can tell them, "No, I'm a homosexual black woman." And they can't refute me at all.

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MixedBlacknWhite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Play their game back 10fold

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texascpa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never thought of it that way, but you're exactly right. I blame "everyone is unique, everyone is special" BS we've been hearing for the last 3 decades.

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SaltLickPicnic 14 points ago +14 / -0

You might be in the wrong part of the state. My ballot had several Republicans unopposed. But hey, maybe things are changing in your area right before your eyes!

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NvJohansson 12 points ago +12 / -0

God I hate this unopposed thing, and it's not even a party thing. Even if you don't have money to spend in that area for signs and PR and all that bullshit because statistically you have no chance, just take some local businessman name or whoever and throw it on the ballot. You never know if your opponent can be picked up for pedophilia or some bullshit and you end up winning.

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Baryonic 92 points ago +92 / -0

You get your white privilege card in the mail in about two weeks. Your first pair of beige cargo pants are free but after that you have to buy them. Welcome to the club.

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Basileus 45 points ago +45 / -0

You get a free appetizer at Applebee's on Thursdays if you tell them the KKK sent you

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Karen is over on Yelp writing it up right now.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just watched that video, funny you mention it.

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mbarnar 28 points ago +28 / -0

If OP is male he's eligible for the "Toxic masculinity" membership status too if he so chooses. Application fee is waived.

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ThickCheney 6 points ago +6 / -0

Itโ€™s not just waived, it gets covered by some strong womanโ€™s salary.

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mbarnar 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's what the 30 cent gap is for

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MixedBlacknWhite 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lululemon mens dress pants.

from the office, to the golf course. (actually, while they are great, be smart, there are alternatives out there these days for way less)

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BishopofBlackpool 11 points ago +11 / -0

You've got to put in the hours to get the deck shoes, though.

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maddog_dad 8 points ago +8 / -0

KEK

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Memebomber 33 points ago +33 / -0

Kek. Enjoy your new white privilege๐Ÿ˜‚

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TrumpTruther 31 points ago +31 / -0

Username checks out

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GorillaChannel1 28 points ago +28 / -0

You filthy white supremacist! Reeeeeeeee

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eyerighteye 24 points ago +25 / -1

Congrats fellow American. No need to ever return to identity politics.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 24 points ago +24 / -0

Awesome post pede! Thanks for helping to MAGA!

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Pres-Trump 23 points ago +24 / -1

You're not black, you're American, we patriots are all brothers and sisters against tyranny.

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fazaman 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is what I came here to say. When you vote against the leftists, you cease being in whatever victim box they put you in, and instead become a true American.

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Pres-Trump 5 points ago +6 / -1

Indeed. They have used the Hyphen-American against us. To tear us into tribalism. As long as you are a patriot you are American without a hyphen, no matter your origin or skin color. They are very good at turning us against each other. And I fear they've won. Soon there will be a civil war in America, nothing can stop it now, the woke vs. the red-pilled. If we don't win America as we know it is dead, and so is Western Civilization. Poland/Hungry and few others won't last without us.

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

We all bleed red, unlike the lizard people.

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Senaleb 22 points ago +22 / -0

COME ON MAN

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limited_intellect 19 points ago +19 / -0

You're still black, and you're still one of us!

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TEXinLA 19 points ago +19 / -0

LOL...

TRUMP 2020!

MAGA and KAG!

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quotahire 18 points ago +18 / -0

one of us ONE OF US ONE OF US

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jesusinaprius 17 points ago +17 / -0

Just out of curiosity, how did you vote in 2012 and 2016?

Fantastic post, by the way!!!! Trump 2020!!!

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williammcfadden 26 points ago +26 / -0

That's a quality woman.

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jesusinaprius 12 points ago +12 / -0

Awesome man!!!! You hopped on the trump train before me.

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JackBurton 8 points ago +8 / -0

SAME! I didn't make my fiance vote for Trump she wanted to so badly.

All I did was share memes from thedonald (back in the deaddit days and .win).

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here... my brother's wife also.

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sentient-potato 15 points ago +15 / -0

"But, but...you ain't black!? Or are you? What day is it?"

  • Joe Biden, probably
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Plaquenil 4 points ago +4 / -0

I saw an election poll posted earlier that estimated 31% of black people "ain't black".

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MrPoorRichard 14 points ago +15 / -1

See all it took to end racism and get a leg up in society was to vote Trump.

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Mr_Man 13 points ago +13 / -0

Another orange supremacist in the making.

Welcome aboard!

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RageBringer 13 points ago +13 / -0

I got a lot of friends who ain't black no more. They are asking me how to apply for their white privilege cards. I told them not to hold their breath, only white liberals get those.

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Caver2004 13 points ago +13 / -0

Me either my dude. Voted yesterday for GEOTUS! Best vote i have ever made!!

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Magus_Strife 13 points ago +13 / -0

The hand of a white supremacist... I'm literally shaking right now.

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ZhouqiWu 13 points ago +13 / -0

Congrats to exercising your constitutional right!

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NoMoreMao 12 points ago +12 / -0

Way to go Pede!

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CandyBarr 12 points ago +12 / -0

Good work brother ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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makemyday007 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah Kamala, we know. Just kidding. Kek!

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Ninki333 11 points ago +11 / -0

Your still black to me, friend.

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CaptShank 10 points ago +10 / -0

Great to see!! VOTE VOTE VOTE! As a Canadian I wish I could be apart, but you all are American! No race, no division! Just American!

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mostooge 10 points ago +10 / -0

But you're a beautiful Pede.

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bellcurvestrikesback 9 points ago +9 / -0

Apex Predator Supervoter

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SweetBeef 9 points ago +9 / -0

Much love ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ‘

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TampaMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahahah what a username too. Kek

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RMR57 8 points ago +8 / -0

Freedom at last brother.

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SnipedYou 7 points ago +7 / -0

We've got another White Supremacist here!! Get back to the Democrat plantation, oppressed one.

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Bullet3250 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pepe Nation salutes you!

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SeleniteGrayAMG 7 points ago +7 / -0

We've got the best supporters!

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DeadOverRed 7 points ago +7 / -0

Welcome! We're making a rich, free world where people of all colors can be white supremacists!

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DJT2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Love it. Way to go!

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sketchy_at_best 7 points ago +7 / -0

Love the name.

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cosmicwonder 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ahahah! Thank you for this. Iโ€™m crying laughing over here. God Bless you Patriot! THE BEST IS YET TO COME!

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Financial_mom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey I got one of those too! (NW Georgia checking in after seeing you is orange!)

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Oda_nicullah 5 points ago +6 / -1

#MAGA2020 BABY

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Redditcanblowme 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't worry. Chelsea Handler doesn't come around here.

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Independenceforever 5 points ago +5 / -0

You may not be black but you are my brother!

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Turtler 5 points ago +5 / -0

Green Master Race REPRESENT!

KEK BE PRAISED!

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edxzxz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you! I will wager that you will not find yourself with any feelings of 'buyer's remorse'!

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FarmerPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

:: raises magnifying glass :: :: squints :: Looks American to me.