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Baryonic 92 points ago +92 / -0

You get your white privilege card in the mail in about two weeks. Your first pair of beige cargo pants are free but after that you have to buy them. Welcome to the club.

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Basileus 45 points ago +45 / -0

You get a free appetizer at Applebee's on Thursdays if you tell them the KKK sent you

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Karen is over on Yelp writing it up right now.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just watched that video, funny you mention it.

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mbarnar 28 points ago +28 / -0

If OP is male he's eligible for the "Toxic masculinity" membership status too if he so chooses. Application fee is waived.

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ThickCheney 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s not just waived, it gets covered by some strong woman’s salary.

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mbarnar 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's what the 30 cent gap is for

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MixedBlacknWhite 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lululemon mens dress pants.

from the office, to the golf course. (actually, while they are great, be smart, there are alternatives out there these days for way less)

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BishopofBlackpool 11 points ago +11 / -0

You've got to put in the hours to get the deck shoes, though.

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maddog_dad 8 points ago +8 / -0

KEK