"'Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: 'Hey-suz'. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And, of course, my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox, who if you would rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94... "
Joe bidens diapers and rain dont go well!!!! Makes perfect sense why he got scared of a shower and bloomberg feed suddenly lost signal only to pick it up a minute later.
Holy shit, there's something WRONG with him and it's a lot worse than rain. I don't really watch Biden except for the short clips I see here because he makes my skin crawl.
But damn! I watched those last 5 minutes like you said and he's a mess.
I jad a lib friend try to tell me that too. I sent her a video of the Clarence Thomas hearing to show her thete was no stutter. Never heard back. Libs just must think everybody was born yesterday and are dumb as a stump.
Yeah because nobody knew he was going there or even had a rally.
Oh well. Just keep talking. Spread the word to get people to vote.
Don't be like some of my relatives who have never voted and refuse to because they live in a liberal state and claim trump won't win the state so whats the point. Bunch of losers.
Yup. And their deadline is passed. Can no longer register to vote so.
I'm in another liberal shithole state but voting for Trump is what we deserve.
I was a Bernie bro in 2016 just so Hillary wouldn't get the nomination.
Democrats had their best chance in Sanders and they blew it in 2016. Bernie showed his true colors.
If you like subpoena colada’s and getting caught in the rain? If you’re an old fogey, and have half a brain. If you like smokin crack at midnight, with a girl underage...
The contrast is so clear. One's the perpetually angry old man who yells at the kids playing on the street while letting his landscaping go to pot. The other is the guy who throws the best parties and invites everyone on the block, always waves hello and keeps his yard ship shape.
They only pump him full of drugs for high profile events, otherwise they'd kill him. Confused, bumbling Joe is his normal coffee with adderall and bump of coke before he goes on stage.
He comes on stage 47:00 presumably ends at 1:06:00. 20 minute speech off a teleprompter and by 51:00 I could not follow him. There is no intonation, just staccato (as someone else noticed) speech. He goes on tangents in the middle of sentences.
He is actually disabled. Kanye West is literally a better candidate than Joe Biden. And Kanye is more than a little looney. But at least Kanye can carry a conversation.
I saw Kanye on Joe Rogan. Kanye is an interesting, conflicted character: determined, religious, at times deep, but married to someone shallow and irreligious. Kanye would be an honest, perhaps overwhelmed President; Biden seems like a career grifter to whom time caught up.
He keeps lying about Lincoln. The House Divided speech was in Springfield IL at the statehouse, not in Gettysburg. It really pisses me off to an irrational degree
Our elected officials are so low IQ that a test should be a prerequisite to office. Looking at you maxine waters, aoc, that dumb bitch from georgia that doesn't know what a coyote is in reference to human trafficking even though we had the EXACT same discussion a few years ago...
Bruh... the fact that Biden can rememberwhat Office he is running for most of the time is a miracle... think he can hire a staff smart enough to get their facts straight?
It's not an accident. He's doing it to pander to PA by referencing Gettysburg. But he's using an IL quote. It's craven and disgusting to perpetuate ignorance for political gain.
Scorching you all morning, then blowing you like mad for ten minutes, then it's all blue skies & pink sundowns, then comes the thunderstorm and all your shit's on the front lawn
Sounds like my home state of Utah. There's a saying: "If you don't like the weather in Utah, wait five minutes and it'll change." You'll have a hot dry 100 degree day, then suddenly it'll be in the 40s and rainy, and then the next day you'll have a windstorm with 70 MPH gusts.
It's really different. Summer it's muggy in the morning, hot as fuck in the afternoon, rains hard at 3ish, then muggy all night. Winter is cold all morning, nice at noon then cold at night and it never rains. Really predictable.
Growing up in ND, the saying was "If you don't like the weather here, wait 10 minutes." Then I moved to KS, where the saying is "if you don't like the weather here, wait 10 minutes."
Everyone thinks they have unique weather, but really weather is just fickle almost everywhere.
It wasn't on his teleprompter or in the little girl's hair in the harem of little girls he has to sniff... and grope, and other shit we're learning about from his good ol' son Hunter. Also C-SPAN clips.
It's real brother pede. Feel free to look it up. Ecclesiastes was written by King Solomon, said to be the wisest man ever to have lived. This is a proverb, which, from the commentaries I've read, suggest that this is a metaphor about using your hands. Most people are right handed, as such, the right hand is more deft than the left. Wise men approach life with skill and dexterity and become accomplished and respected. Fools are, becuase of their poor choices, left looking awkward; as one might look, if right handed, when trying to use their left hand.
Dont count all left handed people out, I know one and he remembers nearly everything "probably bc its ingrained in him from running his hand over the things he writes."
What a sad ass title. I never knew The Hill uploaded videos, let alone with those cringey ass clickbait titles. 17 upvotes, 52 downvotes. 490 views. Low energy.
Also I notice he keeps using the whole “I won’t be a President of just the blue states. I’ll be a President of the United States!” crap. So cringe-y. Just sounds like something a politician would say.
Hahaha what a disaster. You never see shit like this at a Trump rally. What genius decided on an uncovered/open air stage in Florida in the fall? It can (and will) rain heavily at any moment.
Trump had the sense to call off his NC rally and let everyone go home when it became clear the weather was going to get really nasty. Joe is so desperate for any ounce of support he can get that he gets everyone rained half to death.
Jesus is trying to get his attention. Too bad lightening wasn’t an option he used. He attend mass regularly but based on the recent photos released, that family is not living their faith at home.
Thanks baby Jesus
...in your golden, fleece diapers...
...with your tiny fat little balled up fists...
Shouting “THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!!!”
When it rains Kamala Whores
Did anyone see the tiny crowd watching. It was pathetic
link to the crowd?
Guys, I don't know how to tell you this but Jesus did grow up.
When it's your turn to say grace, you can pray to what ever Jesus you like.
I work too hard for your bull Chip!
What’d you do today boys?
We threw some of Grandpa Chip’s war medals off the bridge!
"'Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: 'Hey-suz'. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And, of course, my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox, who if you would rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94... "
We can pray to whatever aged Jesus we please thank you!
I love you guys.
Oooohhhh. I never put 2+2 together....
Joe bidens diapers and rain dont go well!!!! Makes perfect sense why he got scared of a shower and bloomberg feed suddenly lost signal only to pick it up a minute later.
Watch last 5 minutes. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AH9vMTjM-k4
Holy shit, there's something WRONG with him and it's a lot worse than rain. I don't really watch Biden except for the short clips I see here because he makes my skin crawl.
But damn! I watched those last 5 minutes like you said and he's a mess.
At the end there he tried to say George Floyd but instead said Floor lol. He really is terrible.
A lib told me Joe doesn't have dementia, he has suffered from stuttering his whole life. Stuttering is the least of his issues!
I jad a lib friend try to tell me that too. I sent her a video of the Clarence Thomas hearing to show her thete was no stutter. Never heard back. Libs just must think everybody was born yesterday and are dumb as a stump.
"We can create millions of high paying jobs by saving the climate"
that sounds like a very concrete plan !
All the comments are pro Trump!
Yeah because nobody knew he was going there or even had a rally. Oh well. Just keep talking. Spread the word to get people to vote.
Don't be like some of my relatives who have never voted and refuse to because they live in a liberal state and claim trump won't win the state so whats the point. Bunch of losers.
Imagine how devastating it would be for Trump to win the popular vote this time. In addition to the EC.
DEVASTATING. And I think it has a chance of happening too.
Yup. And their deadline is passed. Can no longer register to vote so.
I'm in another liberal shithole state but voting for Trump is what we deserve.
I was a Bernie bro in 2016 just so Hillary wouldn't get the nomination. Democrats had their best chance in Sanders and they blew it in 2016. Bernie showed his true colors.
That's a cop out, I live in Manhattan and I'm copying for Trump again this year, in person.
13,000 views and talking to convenience store parking lots. Tell me about that 12 point lead again.
Probably gets all short circuited with the electronics he's wearing and electrocutes his nethers.
That can only go on for so long before a man like Biden has to go take care of business.
Notice how we never see Jerry Nadler in the rain?
I thought he may have issues with precipitation-related diaper bloat but you may be onto something!
>If those drawers are drooping... Nadler might be poopin
He might float away. If he doesn't melt first.
Carried away by sad little penguins : (
LOL
the big dude upstairs is NOT happy with quid pro quo!
“I’m the only Big Guy who gets 10%, Joe!”
lol
I’ve paid 10% tithing my whole life. Thought I was just paying for fire insurance but looks like it includes the occasional rain assurance too.
This comment... I choked on a cheeto
That's quid pro JOE
Based Florida Cloud: "GTFO PEDO"
and mother nature for her memes
If you like subpoena colada’s and getting caught in the rain? If you’re an old fogey, and have half a brain. If you like smokin crack at midnight, with a girl underage...
Come with me to Beijing, and I’ll plan our date rape
Aw man, that’s perfect 👌
Now this is worthy of a music video!
Masterful work right there. We need some Hiden' Biden musical parodies!
FOLKS
Even his tv ads have that old man yells at cloud vibe..and that was the best they could get after multiple takes.
The contrast is so clear. One's the perpetually angry old man who yells at the kids playing on the street while letting his landscaping go to pot. The other is the guy who throws the best parties and invites everyone on the block, always waves hello and keeps his yard ship shape.
"Old Pedo Yells at Teleprompter."
It's like a less-funny, more-hostile version of William Shatner's famous patois.
Yep. he looks angry in every video I see him in. That is not the look of a winner.
hahahahaha yes
Dang ol ya know the dang ol thing dang ol c'mon man!
“Easy, Boomhauer!”
Dale adjusts MAGA cap, puffs cancer stick
Free Cunity college!
Yes.
They only pump him full of drugs for high profile events, otherwise they'd kill him. Confused, bumbling Joe is his normal coffee with adderall and bump of coke before he goes on stage.
Fox cut the feed🤣
It cut everywhere incl. cspan midspeech him yelling. Whole area was out. Perfect Storm
He comes on stage 47:00 presumably ends at 1:06:00. 20 minute speech off a teleprompter and by 51:00 I could not follow him. There is no intonation, just staccato (as someone else noticed) speech. He goes on tangents in the middle of sentences.
He is actually disabled. Kanye West is literally a better candidate than Joe Biden. And Kanye is more than a little looney. But at least Kanye can carry a conversation.
I saw Kanye on Joe Rogan. Kanye is an interesting, conflicted character: determined, religious, at times deep, but married to someone shallow and irreligious. Kanye would be an honest, perhaps overwhelmed President; Biden seems like a career grifter to whom time caught up.
Video clip: https://streamable.com/qbz4o9
The rain picked up less than 20 minutes into his speech and cut the live feed haha
He keeps lying about Lincoln. The House Divided speech was in Springfield IL at the statehouse, not in Gettysburg. It really pisses me off to an irrational degree
He chose truth over facts.
C'mon Man!
feelings over emotions.
He’s not very smart.
and his campaign manager is even not smarter.
That might have been a good day to be in the basement.
Hunter is so much smarter...in fact he’s the smartest person he knows
How smart are you when u take 25000 pics of your dick?
How about any dick pics, period. The internet never forgets
My underage niece lives with me and I avoid contact with her because:
we are not related by blood
Last time I let her play video games with me, her parents got pissed because reason 1.
So its best to just leave everyone alone.
Side note: I really hope they move out soon.
So they live in your house and she cant play video games with you because your not a blood relative? What difference does that make?
I believe it to be true. The Bidens aren't smart.
Inbreeding tends to lower IQ with each generation. I saw a meme with Biden as banjo boy all grown up and it is spot on lol.
Our elected officials are so low IQ that a test should be a prerequisite to office. Looking at you maxine waters, aoc, that dumb bitch from georgia that doesn't know what a coyote is in reference to human trafficking even though we had the EXACT same discussion a few years ago...
Don't ever use the word "smart" with me.
He did say he doesnt like smart people.
Did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
They sank the USS Maine at Coral Sea, those damned Germans!
Keep it up and lefty fools WILL THINK that's what happened sadly
I knew a lefty who didnt know what ground zero was when we talked about pearl harbor.
He also didnt know what happened at pearl harbor.
This is a guy in his mid 20's.
Bruh... the fact that Biden can rememberwhat Office he is running for most of the time is a miracle... think he can hire a staff smart enough to get their facts straight?
It's not an accident. He's doing it to pander to PA by referencing Gettysburg. But he's using an IL quote. It's craven and disgusting to perpetuate ignorance for political gain.
I see he’s still got the angry old man routine going at his “rallies.” So disrespectful.
Very very disrespectful.
Old man protruding...
Shouldn’t have protruded from his basement.
There’s a whole freezer full of popsicles down there!
Mmm. And pudding too <wipes mouth>.
Looks like Vanilla?
Joe is? I thought it was Hunter under investigation.
Gotcha, thanks!
Dementia protruding..
Also, Jesus said it first, but the demons don't like hearing that name.
Joe Stalin 2.0 doesn’t realize what state he’s in 90% of the time; metacognitively or geographically.
That one left me in aw. Could not have been written in advance.
"They say you should try to have a change of heart but I say you should try to learn to change your mind!"
He's got that permanent "I'm shitting myself" face doesn't he?
Because he is. Literally and figuratively. Free Cunity College.
I think he’s tweaking
Not tweaking, just peeking out the basement
wrong clip?
thats when the rain picked up and cut the live feed
They were saving him from himself.
Didn’t even check the record player to see the weather.
🤣
dam !!! haha
To the top with you!!
1 person in his staff could have checked for the weather. Contrary to popular belief, they are in fact, bringing their best.
Meh. Rains like every day in FL, for a few min at least. As a suitor to leader of the free world, he should probably know that....
Florida weather is like dating a crazy girl
Fact. I’ve dated crazy girls and they were often wet at inconvenient and disruptive times
Scorching you all morning, then blowing you like mad for ten minutes, then it's all blue skies & pink sundowns, then comes the thunderstorm and all your shit's on the front lawn
I forgot you were talking about the weather for a sec 🤣
Sounds like my home state of Utah. There's a saying: "If you don't like the weather in Utah, wait five minutes and it'll change." You'll have a hot dry 100 degree day, then suddenly it'll be in the 40s and rainy, and then the next day you'll have a windstorm with 70 MPH gusts.
It's really different. Summer it's muggy in the morning, hot as fuck in the afternoon, rains hard at 3ish, then muggy all night. Winter is cold all morning, nice at noon then cold at night and it never rains. Really predictable.
Growing up in ND, the saying was "If you don't like the weather here, wait 10 minutes." Then I moved to KS, where the saying is "if you don't like the weather here, wait 10 minutes."
Everyone thinks they have unique weather, but really weather is just fickle almost everywhere.
Damp in the morning. Mild for noon. Wet in in the afternoon. Hot at night.
It wasn't on his teleprompter or in the little girl's hair in the harem of little girls he has to sniff... and grope, and other shit we're learning about from his good ol' son Hunter. Also C-SPAN clips.
You assume he knew where he was.
Obama would have made a Marine hold it.
In Florida of all places. It rains every evening in Florida.
and all the supporters are in their cars anyway lol so they really only need to put an umbrella over old uncle joe
God is a pede!
He sure is. Says this in the good book:
"A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left." - Ecclesiastes 10:2
The original redpiller
Is that a real quote?!
If so, can someone unironically explain the context?
It's real brother pede. Feel free to look it up. Ecclesiastes was written by King Solomon, said to be the wisest man ever to have lived. This is a proverb, which, from the commentaries I've read, suggest that this is a metaphor about using your hands. Most people are right handed, as such, the right hand is more deft than the left. Wise men approach life with skill and dexterity and become accomplished and respected. Fools are, becuase of their poor choices, left looking awkward; as one might look, if right handed, when trying to use their left hand.
Dont count all left handed people out, I know one and he remembers nearly everything "probably bc its ingrained in him from running his hand over the things he writes."
Interesting... Practicality and hard work wins over selfish spontaneity.
You should tell that to Hunter.
It's real:
https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Ecclesiastes-Chapter-10/
https://www.penn.museum/sites/expedition/king-solomon-in-history-and-myth/
https://biblehub.com/matthew/6-3.htm
https://time.com/3978951/lefties-history/
https://medium.com/lessons-from-history/the-long-history-of-left-handed-persecution-7e1f493266f2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-hand_path_and_right-hand_path
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lateralization_of_brain_function
God peed!
Between this and the signs that keep falling off the podium when he speaks I am quite convinced that the Lord does not like Biden.
And he booed him off stage
"Lincoln said a house divided cannot stand..well, a nation divided cannot stand."
Nice one Joe. I’ll bet that never occurred to Lincoln...I guess he was just talking about houses.
Good catch haha
LOL no WAY he said that. That’s hilarrrious
his campaign is going to turn it into some kind of heroic act, watch lol
Joe Biden braves a hurricane so that a dozen loyal voters can listen to him speak articulately.
Note: We may have exaggerated slightly on the weather conditions, number of actual attendees, and his ability to speak clearly.
Literally 12 people! Now that’s Jeb Energy levels!
There were more dems running for president...
There are dozen of us!!
What a sad ass title. I never knew The Hill uploaded videos, let alone with those cringey ass clickbait titles. 17 upvotes, 52 downvotes. 490 views. Low energy.
That's probably mostly us.
Someone left a fruitcake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it....
Cause it took 47 years to half bake it.
And those kids will never be that young again!
Oh noooooooooooooo
Bill recalls a blue Monica dress...
💀💀
Funniest comment today!
100%
Stunning and brave!
Soggy, sleepy, creepy, corrupt Joe off to the basement to have a warm glass of milk while toobin to his sons pornhub library collection
Yea Buddy. You an’t wrong.
Also I notice he keeps using the whole “I won’t be a President of just the blue states. I’ll be a President of the United States!” crap. So cringe-y. Just sounds like something a politician would say.
It used to work back in the day. Just sounds like total BS today.
https://streamable.com/mdzyrn
Hurr durr i don't see a difference in color they are all YOU-NI-TED states durrrrrr
BUT LOOK AT THOSE FUCKIN RED STATES MAN
Even God hates Joe
God doesn't hate anyone. He just gets angry from time to time.
Time to shape up Joe!
I know. But he sure knows how to punish .
God hates Joe.
Can’t even get an umbrella. What a mess
There was only one available and the crowd were all sharing it.
Its not true socialism unless everybody is miserable equally.
There was still room for Joe under it tho...
They got looted.
Antifa is usually better prepared for the weather than Biden's campaign
The start of his Dark Winter
Just a Perfect Storm that will clear up on November 4th.
Joe found out.
It’s like a cringe China made version of MAGA rally. Sad!
Tri Gorges Dam Floodchan has made a special trip just for Sleepy Uncle Joe.
Whenever he does his little run, I'm like, man you need to be in a Home!
Hahaha what a disaster. You never see shit like this at a Trump rally. What genius decided on an uncovered/open air stage in Florida in the fall? It can (and will) rain heavily at any moment.
Holy shit that sign language interpreter getting down with "got to make the world go round- gotta make the world gooo round"
I'm shocked he could even move that quick, his diaper must've not got super inflated.
Lol!
Why does he always pretend he is vigorous by “jogging” a few steps? He looks like a demented clown.
Or cheesy game show host.
He must be made of candy floss.
Hey candy floss is delicious and awesome, biden is more like mold spores on tofu.
This is why I come here after work and y'all puttin in the hours to keep me chuckling. Thank you.
Please tell me that the weather was beautiful for Trump’s rally in Florida today
Yes!
Nobody was there to watch him.
I’m sure all 30 people were devastated.
Yes, the media was devastated.
CLAP YOU STUPID BASTARDS
have to use all caps since he’s always shouting
But won't wash off his treason...
He is getting very slurry and mushed mouth. Also, he failed to put his gigantic mask on afterwards and endangered the lives of everyone around him!
He was saved by the rain. His handlers all breathed a sigh of relief.
Putting a lid on it early.
He should've brought his "lid" with him and used it for cover!
😆
Karma is a bitch. Your son is a pedophile. You covered for him.
Im glad its raining on your parade. You traitor.
How many signs does he need before he realizes this isn't his thing.
Even God was sick and tired of the rally
Too bad some seagulls didn´t shit on him.
Biden is a joke
Thats God pissing on you Creepy Joe.💧💧☔☔
Trump had the sense to call off his NC rally and let everyone go home when it became clear the weather was going to get really nasty. Joe is so desperate for any ounce of support he can get that he gets everyone rained half to death.
We don't want your lying ass here in Florida. Go back to your basement.
There's nothing worse than the smell of a wet pervert.
Oh no, that sucks!
I was looking forward to hearing about the Trump supporters crashing Biden's rally.
Ah yes, a metaphor for Biden's shitshow campaign going off the rails.
Mother Nature has a funny way of taking care of things sometimes.
Even god is tired of his shit
It's over for Biden, thank you Jesus!!
So, so, so, so fitting.
God I hope Hillsborough finally goes red. It's odd that St. Pete is the gayest city in Fl but Pinellas county remains based.
Plant City pede here, I did my part to red up our county
Oh no, he might catch covid
Jesus is trying to get his attention. Too bad lightening wasn’t an option he used. He attend mass regularly but based on the recent photos released, that family is not living their faith at home.
Filed under 'Memes'
I filed it under 'God trolling Dems'
God doesn’t want you to be president joe
What a pussy.
Teddy Roosevelt finished a speech after being shot in the chest. A little rain makes Joe run like the bitch he is.