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I heard you pedes needed an army (media.thedonald.win) 🇺🇸🎖️ MEME ARMY 🎖️🇺🇸
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Alphahorizon 181 points ago +182 / -1

Oh hey Michelle, you must be happy to see us.

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AlphaNathan 98 points ago +98 / -0

As a penis haver, and having watched the Ellen dancing, I can confirm, that's a penis.

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Paul-Revere 30 points ago +30 / -0

Everyone must watch the Ellen dance video. Painful to watch. But it’s proof.

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loverat 24 points ago +24 / -0

Oh yeah there is no way that isn't a big ole johnson swinging - it was part of my campaign of red-pilling my mother!!

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Paul-Revere 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh my word, you had your mom watch that! Bless your heart, anything to red pill a family member! I cloroxed my screen after viewing it!

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inspir3dgenius 2 points ago +2 / -0

#notallboomers

My dad has been redpilling me my entire life, especially during the Obama years:

If you want to know what people really think about Obama don't ask me, ask a cab driver.

Without microdosing redpills I would have turned out to be a stage 5 TDS retard like the rest of Canada.

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BidensHairyLega 11 points ago +11 / -0

Big Mike's dick dance isn't easily forgotten.

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nukalurk 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have always wondered if people actually think Michelle is packing. What's the actual consensus? I've seen the suspicious videos and pictures, but always assumed there was some kind of rational explanation and that "Big Mike" was just a meme/running joke. Do you guys actually think that Michelle has been Big Mike all along?

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the_pragmaticist 3 points ago +3 / -0

We aren’t the borg sir. Lots of opinions. I will say, the one where she adjusts going down the stairs is either doctored up or she’s doctored up.

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MagasaurusRex 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why that dude got a boner?

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CapnKek 28 points ago +28 / -0

Oh hey Barack, here's your Green New Deal.

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beta-detector 17 points ago +17 / -0

New Zealand PM got your back Big Mike ;)

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Scroon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes! Someone else noticed this too!

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prancie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep I knew right about this was the new zealand PM

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ProfessionalCourtesy 19 points ago +19 / -0

You are killing me! Thanks for the much needed laugh, sincerely.

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my_sides 8 points ago +8 / -0

underrated

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Reddit__is__asshoe 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL

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aaafirefly123 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kek

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Bt443407 50 points ago +50 / -0 (edited)

Big PeePee 🐸 Mike - is that you!?

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spratville 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder what they're hoping to accomplish when they have the big reveal.

OMG, Michelle Obama is a trans-woman! I thought she was a woman-woman. I must be a bigot. More communist brainwashing please!

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you_can_do_it 1 point ago +2 / -1 (edited)

I think it's a propaganda technique. They probably are hoping their agenda would keep progressing and then they could in say 30-40 years rewrite history and say everyone knew it at the time to help accelerate / concrete that their degenercy is the accepted culture and has been "for a long time".

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Slick_Willys_Willy 26 points ago +26 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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UnwokePatriot 22 points ago +22 / -0

The Big Mike Army kek

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Meme_Too 18 points ago +18 / -0

Love the little 3/4 sleeve cardigan. NOT. Every world class designer fawning over you and begging you to wear their clothes, and you go with the frumpy housewife look--to visit the Queen! What's WRONG with you?!!!

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MichelesPenis 8 points ago +8 / -0

He still has a man's brain?

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NewVoatAccountName 7 points ago +7 / -0

As a guy, I will say that Big Mike probably thinks like most other men, and has little-to-no sense of fashion.

It's also why so many of his clothing styles made his bulge so blatantly obvious with even small mishaps...

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ChinaVirusBigly 1 point ago +1 / -0

What pic are you referring to? context?

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The_Big_Guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Peniii protruding...very disrespectful!

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Deadpool 12 points ago +12 / -0

Big Mike! Love it! Outstanding!

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Huginn 12 points ago +12 / -0

A strong army of manly Michaels, each equipped with an all natural RAMMING ROD! I feel bad for Obama's bummer!

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blacktankguy 10 points ago +10 / -0

“Michael and me...”

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you_can_do_it 0 points ago +1 / -1

its just me and michaelllllllllllllllll

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anon572759 18 points ago +18 / -0

It was probably on the Ellen Show. Big Mike's package just swinging free knocking over the band's instruments.

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80960KA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Like a big ebony baseball bat

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svlem 10 points ago +10 / -0

There's 3 types of memefrogs; Groyper is that frog, the big one, then there's Pepe, the medium sized one, and last but not least, there's Apu, the baby frog.

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Based_psychologist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pepe is woke, don’t you know? Pepe is gender fluid!

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NewVoatAccountName 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big Mike Groyper is a Trap: a guy pretending to be a girl in order to trick unsuspecting guys.

Edit; Groyper, not Pepe.

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TickleMissle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats just a bunch of groypers dressing up as big mike for halloween.

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Camperdon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Package protruding - VERY DISRESPECTFUL!

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BigMikesD 6 points ago +6 / -0

omg they look like that fat fuck tranny from canada (the wax my balls bigot freak show)

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redditadminssuckit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy shit

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wehavetogoback 5 points ago +5 / -0

yo... based?

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LesAnanasNeParlePas 5 points ago +5 / -0

ribbit ribbit

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Bob383 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’re turning the freaking frogs gay!

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centexawesome 5 points ago +5 / -0

I come in here to make a super clever comment about big Mike. 2/3 of the 43 comments already in here are about big Mike

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The-nii 5 points ago +5 / -0

You have defiled Pepe good sir!

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Based_from_Da_Future 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK!!!!

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BiggsThinks99 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude! Lol

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SaintPablo 5 points ago +5 / -0

LMAO. This is the best one yet

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Brobold 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big Mama no!

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prancie 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is a reference to the NZ PM

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PatrickDuffyLeg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Friggin’ KEK! C’mon, man... my kids are sleepin’ and I’m trying not to wake them up with my snickering.

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VeryRarePepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣

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MAGA_mermaid 4 points ago +4 / -0

big mike must be packing at least 9.5” 😳 🍆

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gothicreader 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing.

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Nadlers_Belt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Battle of the Bulge 2.0

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CheeseBurger 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's a lot of Mikes!

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MagaHippie88 3 points ago +3 / -0

AMEN! Cheers fren! <3 MAGA2020

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hello-mayo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beastboy? You look... different?

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geneticMessiah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why are there so many clones of big Mike?

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loverat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Today I am doing nothing but sending all these new memes out into the Twittersphere - but THIS will be the icing on the cake. Thanks funny pede!

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Walleyevision 3 points ago +4 / -1

I propose a size contest - hunter vs big mike We all know hunter can give any man a run for his money, but Michelle Obama is not just any man!!!

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DamitBobby 3 points ago +3 / -0

uptown funk gonna show it to ya

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Trump_USA_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry, since I identify as a transgender frog that is gay, I am confused. Are they the Big Michael's, or are they the Big Michaela's, or are the the Big MichaelX's? Are they the Big Mike's, or are they the Big Mikie's, or are they the Big MikeX's?

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NewVoatAccountName 2 points ago +2 / -0

The original meme was a single Alex Jones walking in front of the tunnel, then the second meme was an entire army of Alex Jones clones walking behind the original, and this meme swaps in Big Mike Groyper in place of Alex Jones.

In short: the Big Mike in front of the crowd is "the OG Big Mike", and everything behind it can be called "Big Mike 2: Electric Boogaloo".

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IllIllIll 3 points ago +3 / -0

🌶️🔥🌶️🔥

BigMikeArmy

🍆🔥🍆🔥

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the_shootist 3 points ago +3 / -0

wow.

Such stunning

Much Brave.

Wow.

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monochromedout 2 points ago +2 / -0

ah, I see big mike in there somewhere

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brassmule 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is great. Anyone have the original handy with Alex Jones?

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