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I heard you pedes needed an army (media.patriots.win) 🇺🇸🎖️ MEME ARMY 🎖️🇺🇸
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Alphahorizon 181 points ago +182 / -1

Oh hey Michelle, you must be happy to see us.

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AlphaNathan 98 points ago +98 / -0

As a penis haver, and having watched the Ellen dancing, I can confirm, that's a penis.

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Paul-Revere 30 points ago +30 / -0

Everyone must watch the Ellen dance video. Painful to watch. But it’s proof.

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loverat 24 points ago +24 / -0

Oh yeah there is no way that isn't a big ole johnson swinging - it was part of my campaign of red-pilling my mother!!

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Paul-Revere 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh my word, you had your mom watch that! Bless your heart, anything to red pill a family member! I cloroxed my screen after viewing it!

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BidensHairyLega 11 points ago +11 / -0

Big Mike's dick dance isn't easily forgotten.

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nukalurk 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have always wondered if people actually think Michelle is packing. What's the actual consensus? I've seen the suspicious videos and pictures, but always assumed there was some kind of rational explanation and that "Big Mike" was just a meme/running joke. Do you guys actually think that Michelle has been Big Mike all along?

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the_pragmaticist 3 points ago +3 / -0

We aren’t the borg sir. Lots of opinions. I will say, the one where she adjusts going down the stairs is either doctored up or she’s doctored up.

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MagasaurusRex 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why that dude got a boner?

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CapnKek 28 points ago +28 / -0

Oh hey Barack, here's your Green New Deal.

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beta-detector 17 points ago +17 / -0

New Zealand PM got your back Big Mike ;)

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Scroon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes! Someone else noticed this too!

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prancie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep I knew right about this was the new zealand PM

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