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posted ago by RedditIs4Retards ago by RedditIs4Retards +659 / -0

My cousin went to Target maskless. Greeter told her, "you know, we have a program for those who don't want to wear masks. We can do the shopping for you. There are shoppers who are afraid of maskless shoppers and we'd like to prevent that as much as possible."

So she says, "well good thing you have a shopping program, you can tell those scared shoppers to sit in their car while you shop for them!"

He remained speechless and she went along with her shopping LMAO

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pelosis_liver 40 points ago +40 / -0

This is the correct answer

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sustainable_saltmine 18 points ago +18 / -0

lol ironically that program is what my wife is doing seasonally since as a preschool teacher she has remote preschool (which is a trainwreck, but she goes in to the school to be able to use her classroom stuff for the video) but theres no aftercare right now so she misses out on the money from that. the local target had a job seasonally for "fulfillment" right now so she took it for extra money.

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ChicagoMAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

Damn, mine will hound you about masks the moment it gets low. But Porkie enabled them, so I guess they fill brave. In rough parts of the city, the mask enforcers get shot or stabbed.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn haven't heard about that once. You'd think they would use that against Trump lol

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ChicagoMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

You would think so but making it will known would make black people look bad, which is a big no-no for the Dems.

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some wannabe tough guy scared a kid with Down Syndrome half to death at my local store.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a POS.

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GrabLifeByThePussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Find the most miniscule items spread out across the entire store then cancel the order. ha!

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PicklesMcClanahan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amen amen!