When I was in line today to vote early in Oklahoma today, I was in line with an older gentleman. We started talking about our backgrounds and we ended up talking about Tucker Carlson’s stolen documents, needless to say, he mentioned his single daughter and showed me a picture of her. A 10 out of 10. Smoking hot. Well, long story short, we exchanged numbers and he introduced me to her. All I can say is, meme magic is real, and Trump brings the best out in people. I hope you enjoyed my story! Get out and vote!
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Did you call her? You need to call her.
Im going to tomorrow! Everything is set into motion!
Sounds like she's been raised right.
Father Pre-Approved! Well done!
KEK was with you, brother Pede...100%!!!
Heck yeah! 👌🏻
You'll have a story to tell your children
There is a tide in the affairs of men Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune; Omitted, all the voyage of their life Is bound in shallows and in miseries. On such a full sea are we now afloat, And we must take the current when it serves, Or lose our ventures. ( Julius Caesar, IV.ii. 269-276)
So happy for you!
Have a similar story of an old dude I met on the plane who was from California and his daughter was also smoking hot living in San Diego. He wanted me to meet her because she had no good men in her life. Needless to say I was already dating someone but I should hit him up about that. 😂
YOOOOOO DANG I GOTTA GET OUT AND VOTE TOMORROW! I want to meet my future F.I.L. in line and get a bombshell MAGA wife xD hahahaha
lmao that's awesome
Whoa ! We've already had one Trump the Matchmaker story here. Now another one ?
Have fun, Patriot!!!
Maga sir!
Be a gentleman, be polite, be sincere. Here father is a fellow pede and you are in OK, so I am sure you already assume he has guns, and friends, and knows an old abandoned oil well.
Be good, if you can’t be good, be careful, if you can’t be careful, name it after GEOTUS.
Best of luck and thanks for voting.
Damn bruh, very nice.
Congrats!
This is the way.
Ah...romance! The spice of life. Enjoy young Esquire!!