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JarretGax 14 points ago +14 / -0

You are a lucky man!

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googurt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Rallies and chill.

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Saltflake [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've been actively lobbying for a foot job.

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Fa1thless 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thedonald.win where pizza is food.

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UltraRarePepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hope to find me one of those some day. My ex and I basically divorced because she became a Bernie-loving socialist. feelsbadman.jpg

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Saltflake [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just a guess but does she have pink hair now?

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BurnerPhone609 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truly sorry. My wife is Stage 4 TDS. Her stroke is scheduled for next Tuesday night.

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did she expect half your money on her way out?

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UltraRarePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, yes. She even took half of my retirement. I didn't get any of her retirement because she never had a job where she earned retirement.

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ugh, so sorry to hear it pede. Fucking libtard judges always side with the deadbeat losers.

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UltraRarePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Appreciate it. You can't put a price on happiness. I am way happier now that I don't live with a miserable human being.

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DaoDeDickinson 4 points ago +4 / -0

PM me if she has a sister maybe?

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hulda824 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just The Best!

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RichardSaunders 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow, lucky you dawg

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AugustineOfHippo 3 points ago +3 / -0

My parents watched the rallies everyday past couple weeks, its pretty cute.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Watch some Trump rally's" is the new Netflix and chill

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bigmikesballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Luck guy!! Sounds like a perfect evening.

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SamCarver 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can imagine you two sitting there chanting WE LOVE YOU or when he says "If I dont sound like a typical Washington politician"...yall saying its because I'm not in unison. Good times bro.

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Saltflake [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should hear us sing "God Bless the USA". I can't say if we're actually in tune but it's a beautiful thing.