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My wife just said, "Let's order pizza and watch a few Trump Rallies". 32 years and I'm still finding new reasons to love her. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Saltflake ago by Saltflake +893 / -0
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– UltraRarePepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hope to find me one of those some day. My ex and I basically divorced because she became a Bernie-loving socialist. feelsbadman.jpg

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– Saltflake [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just a guess but does she have pink hair now?

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– BurnerPhone609 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truly sorry. My wife is Stage 4 TDS. Her stroke is scheduled for next Tuesday night.

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– Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did she expect half your money on her way out?

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– UltraRarePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, yes. She even took half of my retirement. I didn't get any of her retirement because she never had a job where she earned retirement.

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– Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ugh, so sorry to hear it pede. Fucking libtard judges always side with the deadbeat losers.

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– UltraRarePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Appreciate it. You can't put a price on happiness. I am way happier now that I don't live with a miserable human being.

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