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independentbystander 7 points ago +7 / -0

WEW LAD

This may be the part where Humbert Humbert dreams that he's Hubert Humphrey and decides to run for president (then Donald Trump makes a cameo appearance and says "You're fired!" and Humbert wakes up in his jail cell crying because he's about to get sold for cigarettes.)

I think that's how it goes, it's been a few years since I read that book.

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Seeker_of_Firecrotch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nailed it.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sucks to be him!