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I PROMISED MY GIRLFRIEND I'D RETIRE BUT, HOW CAN I IGNORE MY CALL OF DUTY? (media.patriots.win) 🇺🇸🎖️ MEME ARMY 🎖️🇺🇸
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ginpunk 63 points ago +63 / -0

Stop banging, get typing.

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Long_time_lurker 10 points ago +10 / -0

Here's a good thing to spread:

https://thedonald.win/p/11PW3ECiBz/-cryptographic-validation-of-hun/c/

We can prove that Joe lied and knew about his son's business and we can use Google's DKIM key to do it!

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 39 points ago +39 / -0

it's a struggle. The ladypede is one of those 'on the fence' about voting for Trump this time even though she did last time. Her liberal friends are fucking cancer.

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nozonozo 28 points ago +30 / -2

If your girlfriend doesn't understand your call to duty - - get a new based girlfriend.

Problem solved.

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dixieleeanon 11 points ago +12 / -1

agreed

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Spaceforcejuan 7 points ago +8 / -1

not that easy i lost everything doing this cyberwar shit.

some of us have no one anymore for standing up for ourselves.

the loneliest 5 years in life is the one where you're a white male that leaves a crheating communist fiance. Still look good, good body, unreal job where you work for the big pharma enemy and all the places the women you have in front of you are fucking batshit crazy liberals.

what the fuck is wrong with this world?????

33 and will never have a family at this point.

Heres to android wives with artificial birthing in ten years i guess.

Fuck i hate reality.

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

Visit a based place.

Meet a based woman.

Fly based woman out to your area or vise versa.

Get married.

Have kids.

Enjoy life.

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Spaceforcejuan 1 point ago +1 / -0

doesn't work like that lmfao.

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dixieleeanon 2 points ago +2 / -0

1st need 2say it sux when Im all in (comment-convo) & it couldn't be a worse x

2nd I cannot say I understand where you're coming from. Seeing as how I may be your opposite in many ways however, I am quite sympathetic to your cause.

In all this "truth" & in this "war" there are groups that my heart breaks for but 4diff reasons examples people like my parents are good, honest hardworking, brave, loyal, honorable, giving to anyone & a safe harbor for others. People that have given everything they had & then some till there was nothing left only to have their bones picked clean by vultures. My heart is twisted cold knowing which not much effort a line could be drawn from Clintons, Bushs, Obamas & BIDENS directly along the timeline of the demise of my "folks"

Children well all of them it really doesn't really matter where they are as home. Since everything is fukd in 1 way or another so my heart is desperate for the protection of their innocence

Then your group. Young, white, American, free thinking, patriotic, based, boat rockers. There has been an all out assault on you & your kind. It is sooo fukn upsetting/ witnessing this. It was 1 of the biggest pushes for me from me away from my liberalism. I do believe it was the same for many other women (like during BK SCOTUS confirmation hearings). The manner in which you are attacked, vilified & blamed by literally everything & everyone is disgusting. The fact the these people w/any kind of influence have decided to go head 1st into this agenda w/such disregard to what neg effects it would have on anything is appalling. I firmly believe the powers that be & had a hand in this "narrative" knew exactly what they were doing. Its clear this "smear campaign" is against the "male/masculine/testosterone/alpha" of any race or nationality intentionally for self-preservation. With white, western, Judeo-Christian men specifically It is to put a chink in the amour of what is our way of life.

I personally want to tell you (even though I don't think you believe them) you are the salt of the earth. 33 years old you are in the prime of your life. Sure traditionally speaking it is prob somewhat better for all involved to begin the stable family part of your life when you are younger but let's be honest we also make wayy more poor choices then. You should look at it like this you've been off "fighting a war". A war not only to save Americans & the heart of America herself but also humanity as a whole. What you have & are doing is perhaps the most important thing you will ever do. God has chosen you. He knows everything you are & you are not. He has made you specifically for this time, place & for this purpose knowing every hair on your head. Knowing you better than you know yourself. God makes no mistakes. The way that God made Eve for Adam he had made an "Eve" for you. It is not up to you when or where you may encounter her so trying to do so is counterproductive & likely not produce your "Eve". God will present her to you when the time is right when he sees fit. Its wayy better (even tho it might not feel like it) that you are not in a relationship. It is very likely that everything happening would put too much strain upon a relationship not meant to be from the start. Only serving to distract you from what God has called you for anyways.

I believe all the races & both sexes are equal by way of weight in purpose, ability, talent & value. However, I think the specifics are gen speaking different. White men, when allowed to thrive & prosper have a niche for collaborating w/others of a similar frame of mind & creating ideas & ways of life that would allow everyone else to thrive & prosper as well. You have a value to humanity. That in itself the is by far 1 of the biggest threats to those who seek to destroy all of us. Wear this as a badge of honor.

The world is a crazy place right now. Many of us are much different people then we were in 2015. Myself, in many ways have done a complete 180 & in others a 360 in which I thought would change but have in fact become more solid. I still have a bleeding heart for example. For a while I thought that would have to go, but it can't & that is ok. Now however realizing the "devil is in the details" I know that upon investigation ideas that I "feel" sound like the "right way" to think, quickly fall apart as the bad ideas they truly are. The word "submissive" used to be my kryptonite along with conservative values. Everyone knows women in general chase the "bad guy" until we grow up & realize we want something else entirely. I submit (as I was a "feminist" as a child) the way I pictured my future was as a single woman w/a dream career that eventually would adopt). Now there is an emptiness in my belly & a black sadness in my soul for which I am 100% responsible for. I have had to come to the realization that I wasted my entire life chasing a way of being that was self-destructive in every way. It turns out the only thing that would have given me true happiness in my life would have been for me to find my love, marry, be a good wife, & have more children than you coud shake a stick at. Amy Coney Barrett is the example of an iconic woman w/a truly fulling life full of happiness & satisfaction every single woman would be content in. We have allowed all the outside forces to dictate our positions, purposes & roles. In doing, so we've all been set off course & place there dizzy & upside down. I pray that after all is said & done that these "narratives" are exposed & destroyed so humanity can get back on course fitting comfortably in the roles design for us by God.

33, in your prime, off fighting a war as a warrior in Gods army. When all is said & done you should see the fruits of your labor. You are the salt of the earth. This kingdom was created for men like you & your time shall come. You will be a king & you shall have your queen & when you do have soooo many lil pedes to go forth & prosper. Do not let everything happening get you down. I know its hard I too have no one. I kinda don't care because I've always been misunderstood & targeted/marked for cruelty & unkindness. It is what it is, in a way Im glad cuz it prepared me in a way for these few years. However, in my relationship w/someone that moves further to the other side the same person that used to be my best friend I was not prepared. Losing the ability to have deep conversations about every topic imaginable then arriving at a place in which the moment I open my mouth to speak a force field surrounds him is devastating. Knowing the man that once probed my brain now fully believes I have completely lost my mind has at times truly made me feel certifiably coocoo.

Many of these crazy nutz have been made that way by all the outside forces. They will come around eventually. God has created you with special purpose & God is beauty & love. He would not create you only to leave you lonely & rejected. You shall rule from your throne, in your castle, with your Queen to create life to protect w/your life. I am so sorry about the attacks to you. If I could take them on for you & others like you I would. Please know I value you. I appreciate you. I am grateful to you. I need you & I love you. I'm so sorry this was long but I wanted you to know on the other side of that screen is a human being that thanks God every day for creating you & that when you feel alone know I am here & many others. It is not virtual text from an artificial or superficial inorganic sphere. But rather from the fingertips of a human being moved by your post to tears & w/a deep desire to somehow convey the love I have for you.

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3Bepb 0 points ago +1 / -1

33 and will never have a family at this point.

Not with this attitude.

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Spaceforcejuan 1 point ago +1 / -0

doesn't work like that

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Nfish20 21 points ago +21 / -0

My girl went from a fresh brainwash Hillary supporter to voting Trump. Some of her lib friends are her bridemaids for our wedding. She is on the fence about canceling and replanning a new wedding. Once she was red pilled she can't stand being around her "friends" who do nothing but drink and say Orange man bad at get togethers. Just keep dripping red pills. OutofShadows really red pilled her.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 9 points ago +9 / -0

A similar development recently occurred with my wife. She voted for Trump in 2016, but has always been apolitical and disconnected from politics. She also bought into the notion that Trump was rude and "unpresidential."

Not anymore. Now she shitposts on Fagbook and thinks liberals (including her friends) are all brainwashed rah-tards.

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BigDickMikeObama 20 points ago +21 / -1

MOGA - Make the Orgasm Great Again, Make her cum then don't stop until she is about to pass out then tell her if she wont MAGA you won't MOGA

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 10 points ago +10 / -0

haha thanks pede. she's no liberal for sure, it's just that the constant stream of fake news and liberal screeching sometimes weakens the resolve of people. I'll make sure the president gets one more vote for sure... god knows he deserves it.

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dixieleeanon 6 points ago +6 / -0

As for your girl sir we must be vigilant you know, they have the control they have because they fully understand how MOST people want to fit in & be accepted. This is not the American way however, we've just gone there cuz of all the influence coming at us from all sides. At times, I feel desperate cuz I know the ONLY reason anyone isn't for GEOTUS is because of the information. Till they are held to account some will not see clearly & I dont blame em. My fiancé I & I have somehow flipped. He was a southern gentleman conservative Republican from TX. I was a bleeding heart pro-choice Puerto Rican artist from Florida. The more & more I become firm in my new conservative pro Trump pro-life patriotic skin the further he slides into the dark nonsense. So I feel ur pain. If you solve this problem PLLEEEAASSSE help a fellow pede out

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RussianAgent13 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would say just don't talk about politics with him. The more he thinks you're going extreme in one direction, the more he'll put his shield up and go the other way.

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kind of a shitty relationship to be in.

Eventually it will break. Might as well plan on cutting ties now or sit down and have a discussion where they can meet at some common ground.

Once TDS sets in, you really can't cure it. I've lost good friends because of it. They truly believe I'm a white supremacist Nazi who wants to kill all minorities while at the same time excluding the fact that I'm half mexican who's mother came from Mexico and I'm married to an Asian woman who left her communist country to be an American.

I've dealt with the mental gymnastics first hand and it's really not worth the effort to save them. They truly believe you are the enemy. It's sad.

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dixieleeanon 1 point ago +1 / -0

We don't well at least I try not to. It's gotten very bizarre actually. It doesn't matter what I talk about he thinks it's all about the same thing, CONSPIRACIES... Soo frustrating! He is very competitive & has dug into "everything u say & think is wrong cuz ur nuts" about literally everything!. I gave up a long time ago & now just wait. I know slowly but surly he will see things the way they are.

It doesn't change the fact that as a data collector that loves discussing ideas, understanding anything & debating all topics I no longer have an equal to brain poke. With everything I have considered since 2015 it has left me at times desperate for a firm footing in reality. Also, as someone very comfortable in my skin & in my company social encounters have never been my cup of tea however in all of this lets just say the unfamiliar notion of loneliness has become the only constant in my present state of being.

I will admit when he shows me a meme or an article or when he tries to explain a new truth that someone else presented to him 1 that I had attempted to years before a lil fire grows in my belly. I have never been 1 for I told you so's & although many will be due I only look forward to one. And that one appears closer & closer by the day. He is a good man. He literally thinks I'm nuts & yet has supported & protected me throughout this journey. I just get sad because I wish we coud have done it together.

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BigDickMikeObama 2 points ago +2 / -0

First thing is to make sure you are in the relationship as equals. You don't need him to support you and he don't need you to support him, but you support each other out of desire not need. If that is the case then next time he has a stance on a topic that contradicts yours ask him to help you understand how he came to that position. Don't tell him he is wrong or misinformed just accept his explanation and go about your day. But remember everything he said, research what he tells you at a later time a day or so later, when you find proof his position is based on lies and deceit that he believed simply go "hey hun come look at this, Remember the other day you said ....... This says ........... and put the first cracks in his bubble. Rinse and repeat over weeks months years if need be just get his explanation destroy it politely and nonchalantly. Avoid making it confrontational. This will either make him realize the things he believes are false and begin to look for the truth on his own or he will descend into the Void in which case its time to move on

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dixieleeanon 5 points ago +5 / -0

this sounds like a fine plan I wonder if this is a GEOTUS/Lion Party tool in the "toolkit" Dems are always talking about...

if so it explains a fukn ton some examples Melania many Republican politicians Kim Klacik, Kelly Loeffler, Marsha Blackburn, Sarah Palin, Kristi Noem (to name a few) conservative pub figures Tomi Lahren, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Maria Bartiromo & many others & then there are ALLLL the hotties in MAGA hats & Trump gear compared to the pussy hat wearing screamers in the streets

If this is not a secret weapon of the Lion party I hereby vote RIGHTNOW that it is.

Cuz I dunno about you but personally I'd rather be screaming (well maybe not screaming per se, but loud 4sure) in the sheets then in the streets

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BigDickMikeObama 2 points ago +2 / -0

😉

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Mckektard 2 points ago +2 / -0

User name checks out.

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Marshall 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sounds like her friends are like my adult children's friends. They were taught better, but social acceptance is hard to overcome.

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cuckslasher 3 points ago +3 / -0

women who are influenced easily are cancer

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LegitClapping [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Ask not what memes can do for you - ask what you can do for memes."

  • Pepe F. Shadilay
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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

o7

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Richard_Friedman 40 points ago +41 / -1

White background, that’s racist!

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Ithrowawaay 24 points ago +24 / -0

Dark theme matters

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Richard_Friedman 12 points ago +13 / -1

So much easier on the eyes.

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Dereliction 11 points ago +11 / -0

Once you go dark theme, you never go back.

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DemsFuckKids 8 points ago +8 / -0

does anyone else's eyes get super fatigued from reading so much on here everyday?

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LegitClapping [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

ALL BACKGROUNDS MATTER!

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Found the not-see!!

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3Bepb 1 point ago +2 / -1

Make your own: https://userstyles.org/

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ILearnedToCode 31 points ago +32 / -1

gotta take care of your eyes, soldier, and switch to the dark theme!

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LegitClapping [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

I work looking at screens a lot so I'm always wearing blue light blocking glasses.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 8 points ago +8 / -0

f.lux is a program I use on my home PC to gradually remove blue light as it gets closer to bedtime.

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LegitClapping [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks fren

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SupremeSpez 4 points ago +4 / -0

windows 10 and I think mac os has that built-in now. search night light in the start menu

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ohamitired 1 point ago +1 / -0

good to know.

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Robert 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to use f.lux. W10 has a built in night light that does the same.

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those exist? Do I need to look into these? I think I need to look into these.

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3Bepb 0 points ago +1 / -1

Or, https://userstyles.org/ and make your own. I removed blue from almost everything now. I'll publish my shit one of these days! Nothing like red on black, all day long, no strain whatsoever, and the circadian rhythm isn't out of whack unless I'm drinking.

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Libertysheimdall1 22 points ago +22 / -0

Rome’s greatest general could not go home until the last battle was won.

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Impressive-Length 18 points ago +18 / -0

Wait. There’s a retirement plan?

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you_can_do_it 18 points ago +19 / -1

Well, yes and no. You simply stuff a lil' of the salt into your pockets as you go that way you never have to buy table salt again. So that has a huge impact on a retiree's budget.

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lefkoslykos 6 points ago +6 / -0

Truth is the salt mines are overflowing and they actually encourage everyone to take some home

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LegitClapping [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

They treat meme war vets exceptionally well...

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wethepepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Simply present your white privilege card and you’ll be all set.

If that doesn’t work, call Vlad on his mobile (in the handbook you received day one, comrade)

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LegitClapping [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Would be racist against BLM. I'm afraid of the backlash.

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lefkoslykos 3 points ago +3 / -0

I use light mode cause it's way easier on the eyes

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sustainable_saltmine 14 points ago +14 / -0

this. the wife (who is apolitical and I'm never going to convince to vote much less anything politics related) actually said yesterday "I can't wait til the election is over so I can get my husband back"

Before Trump, I was never that into politics, I never wanted politics to pretty much dominate my life, it was mostly know I was voting Republican and it wasn't changing anything, just paid more attention during the primaries so I voted for the right candidate for the nomination. Now it's something you can't put down or ignore. It's THAT important. And to know that even shitposting and helping to share information helps, to be one more in the viewer count on the rally streams, and just to keep the discussions going about the election and the corruption of the left is helping in some way. I think more because of the scamdemic and being home all the time it gave me more free time to be involved here. I'm not in the office and I can have whatever I want going on in the background an no one looking over my shoulder that might see it.

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dixieleeanon 1 point ago +1 / -0

those who know can NOT sleep either we right this or we all deserve to parish

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BadManOrange 5 points ago +5 / -0

It doesn't end after the election. Here's the thing, if anything Trump's presidency has revealed the rot in the world to more than ever before. There's a battle to fight for our children and our children's children. A battle to prevent a communist takeover of our nation, a battle to prevent our history from being destroyed, a battle to bring our nation back from the depths of moral depravity. This doesn't end on November 4th, it's only just begun.

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OhioRock3 12 points ago +12 / -0

Good soldier! We must finish strong! NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS YOU DUMB BASTARDS

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LegitClapping [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

SIR YES SIR!

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rush 11 points ago +11 / -0

“All you do is look at thedonald.win” yes, yes I do

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ZeroDeltaTango 8 points ago +9 / -1

C'mon Pepe! Night view!

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LegitClapping [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ah, I see you're man of culture as well.

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PositiveWasabi 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love the manga so much, the characters just stay in your heart , the art is just GOD level, what dedication, amazing artist great story

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wholesomekangz100 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should put down [email protected] and get to work.

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Android17 7 points ago +7 / -0

closet pepe

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VikingPede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Duty first. The rest is up to heaven.

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you_can_do_it 7 points ago +8 / -1

Pour another one soldier - the war hasn't even begun yet.

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Kompromat 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's getting difficult to separate from this site. I'm actually shirking responsibilities.

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ekos640 6 points ago +6 / -0

*She reaches her arm out as you walk out the door (into your office) *

PEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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LegitClapping [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK!

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tiamat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Puck!

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MentalyStable 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haha! The picture on the wall is the character Puck from Berserk! I never saw that before. Unless OP put that there?

Love it!

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PositiveWasabi 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's learning Elf Dimension Style fighting technique

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Pedeville 6 points ago +6 / -0

WE RETIRE WHEN THE WAR IS #WON

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xxthemattxx 6 points ago +6 / -0

Memes are forever girlfriends are temporary! Tell her you will retire when she gets a ring lmao

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HellbillyDeluxe 5 points ago +5 / -0

You knew the deal, that the second you jumped on to this train that it had no brakes and there was no gettin off!

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LegitClapping [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

CHOO! CHOO!

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Bullet3250 5 points ago +5 / -0

NEED TO POPULATE THE HILL' WITH HUNTER BIDEN DOCUMENTS....

https://twitter.com/WarRoomPandemic?s=09

JOE BIDEN IS A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT.

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PositiveWasabi 4 points ago +4 / -0

OMG is that PUCK from Berserk?! LOVE IT

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LegitClapping [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

uWu

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WerewolfDad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yet another Epic gamer moment

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you_can_do_it 4 points ago +5 / -1

Upvote everyone in this thread if you accept the call.

(edit: everyone except that one guy)

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

I never liked that guy

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know the snake you speak of.

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donaldo_dil_trumpini 3 points ago +3 / -0

ah, a fellow Berserk fan.

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Pedeberrycrunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'll sleep when you're dead.

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monochromedout 2 points ago +2 / -0

90% booze. jesus, you prolly walk around 25% drunk as Pelosi and 50% drunk as Camel-a

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Theravenswillstarve 2 points ago +2 / -0

You never really quit.

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do a 360 no-stump.

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Headline_Correction 2 points ago +2 / -0

watch your back pede

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churnbutterhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU

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BrewSwillis 2 points ago +2 / -0

One last time, MAGA Boys for life!

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nmipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm in. My memes suck, but I have the balls to talk to people about it in person. I just got a promise from an acquaintance to vote straight Republican based on our conversation about current events and tying it to what Tucker is talking about.

Normie moderates are receptive, enough is out there to cast doubt and a lot of things don't make sense to them. Meme away, make phone calls, shoot out texts and emails, talk to people in person. Our time is now.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep on the firing line, pede! We're in the most important battle of our lives. Decide what's important to you. Your girlfriend will never love you like President Trump loves you. We've got to rally around the Shitposter General, the commander in chief, or your battle hasn't even begun. Let your fingers have the speed of lightning and your memes have the spice of a ghost pepe pepper! We're all in this battle together. In a couple of days you can have a little R & R but for now remain strong. If your girl starts singing "Pepe don't be a hero" you've got to bounce her ass out the door. She's compromised by the siren sounds of globalism. Now drop your cock and put on your socks. We've got a war to finish!

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TonyVilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

Girlfriend: "And when Trump gets re-elected... then what?"

Meme Warrior: "I finally rest, and watch the sun rise on a free nation."

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QueensOwn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on Pede! We are with you!

Ready, AIM, MEME!

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LegitClapping [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

TILL VALHALLA!

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WhiteTrashJesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

If she tries to stop you SHE BELONG TO DA STREETS

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monochromedout 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm single but I'm 95% certain I would make voting for Trump an ultimatum in any relationship. Then again, I don't think I'd date someone who buys what the left is selling. I couldn't trust a certified lefty to raise a child...

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Five more days.

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RicFlir 2 points ago +2 / -0

What’s your drink of choice there fren?

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thallos 2 points ago +2 / -0

Literally only 4 more days then you'll have all the time in the world. Well after the riots at least.

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buckiemohawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never Surrender It is of the most upmost calling we do to Meme and Troll our way to victory