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I PROMISED MY GIRLFRIEND I'D RETIRE BUT, HOW CAN I IGNORE MY CALL OF DUTY? (media.patriots.win) 🇺🇸🎖️ MEME ARMY 🎖️🇺🇸
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– Impressive-Length 18 points ago +18 / -0

Wait. There’s a retirement plan?

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– you_can_do_it 18 points ago +19 / -1

Well, yes and no. You simply stuff a lil' of the salt into your pockets as you go that way you never have to buy table salt again. So that has a huge impact on a retiree's budget.

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– lefkoslykos 6 points ago +6 / -0

Truth is the salt mines are overflowing and they actually encourage everyone to take some home

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– LegitClapping [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

They treat meme war vets exceptionally well...

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– wethepepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Simply present your white privilege card and you’ll be all set.

If that doesn’t work, call Vlad on his mobile (in the handbook you received day one, comrade)

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