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I PROMISED MY GIRLFRIEND I'D RETIRE BUT, HOW CAN I IGNORE MY CALL OF DUTY? (media.patriots.win) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸŽ–οΈ MEME ARMY πŸŽ–οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
posted ago by LegitClapping ago by LegitClapping +4746 / -1
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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep on the firing line, pede! We're in the most important battle of our lives. Decide what's important to you. Your girlfriend will never love you like President Trump loves you. We've got to rally around the Shitposter General, the commander in chief, or your battle hasn't even begun. Let your fingers have the speed of lightning and your memes have the spice of a ghost pepe pepper! We're all in this battle together. In a couple of days you can have a little R & R but for now remain strong. If your girl starts singing "Pepe don't be a hero" you've got to bounce her ass out the door. She's compromised by the siren sounds of globalism. Now drop your cock and put on your socks. We've got a war to finish!