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We've got the greatest Space Force Commander, don't we folks? (media.patriots.win)             MAGA            
posted ago by Trump2024 ago by Trump2024 +2985 / -1
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PyroSphere 45 points ago +46 / -1

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SPACE TO ENJOY TANG, BUT WHY THE HELL NOT!!!

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Magafactured 10 points ago +11 / -1

What kind of covfefe are you drinking, Pyro? Because you just won the Internet.

👑

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PyroSphere 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's a special homegrown Texas blend called Nuclear Salt Heavy, I brew it with pure liberal tears which I extract personally from libtards I catch in the neighborhood.

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Peart44 6 points ago +6 / -0

ROTFLMAO!

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stonetears4fears 25 points ago +25 / -0

We’re gonna populate so many planets 🪐 🚀

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Magafactured 10 points ago +10 / -0

Prepare the EO on Funship Dickplomacy!

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Kek_Johnson 16 points ago +16 / -0

They found water on the moon. We now need a Space Navy to protect us from The Gamilons.

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MAGAnic316 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Gamilons are a nation of peace, bigot.

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johnqpublic864 6 points ago +6 / -0

Starship Trump is soaring to new heights never seen before. And the best is yet to come.

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deleted 6 points ago +7 / -1
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TheRealPizzaPope 5 points ago +6 / -1

I don’t need see the boobies but nice I get the point

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D__1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never hurts.

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Paul_Revere 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t need see the boobies

I do.

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CrackaJack 4 points ago +4 / -0

(unzips)

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concealedaces 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is completely inaccurate..... Trump could and has had more women than that😎

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

We really do, believe me.

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JoeandHunterBiden11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those feet, I gotta get me some of those feet...

Signed,

Hunter Bi.

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FUSnowflake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Retief of the CDT artwork?

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dontCensorMeBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Memes losing in competition with reality

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Surefolks 2 points ago +2 / -0

WOW LOOK AT THAT GUN!

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sexy as hell.

...and the ladies aren't bad looking either!

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Trump2024 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣👍

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wanna shoot ETs and bang hot bitches, too. Maybe I could sign up.

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Trump2024 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the spirit!

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Choppermagic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where do I enroll?!

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Aries_cz 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is the original poster of?

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Trump2024 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

A James Bond movie I think.

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Aries_cz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Took me a bit of googling, but I found it

It is cover art for a book titled Young Flandry

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Trump2024 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah ha! Great detective work, pede!

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Aries_cz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Interestingly, the Goodreads description is very apt for the current paradigm

It is the twilight of the Terran Empire. The warriors who made it great are long gone now, and the Traders of the Polesotechnic League who made it possible are the dimly-remembered stuff of legend. Alien enemies prowl its outer precincts, and Sector Governors conspire for the Throne of Man. On Terra herself, those who occupy the labyrinthine corridors of power busy themselves with trivialities and internal politics, as outside the final darkness gathers. In this scene of terminal disarray one man stands like a giant: Dominic Flandry, Agent of the Terran Empire. In three full-length novels, he will rise from young ensign to lieutenant commander as he outthinks rivals and thwarts adversaries, blazing a trail across the galaxy in defense of an Empire which barely appreciates him and against alien enemies who appreciate him all too well.

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Losersloseagain2020 1 point ago +2 / -1

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