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salvecitizen 20 points ago +20 / -0

No, actually things will be just fine. Get some sunshine and fresh air, do some chores, and spend some time away from the internet. This is what will happen. Bookmark it.

  • President Trump will win re-election handily, with forty states or better. The GOP will keep the Senate and win the House. Republicans will also do well in governorships and state legislatures.

  • Demographic results will include remarkable GOP strength among blacks and Hispanics.

  • The US stock markets will have a moderate relief rally. (Only moderate because they already expect a Trump victory, despite silly polls.)

  • There will be some hilarious montages of Lefties crying on news shows and in their cars.

  • There will be some tantrum riots in the usual shithole corrupt Dem cities.

  • There will be some lawsuits about voter suppression and/or voter fraud. The election messiness that does happen will cause more people to think seriously about election fairness and security, and that will be healthy for the Republic.

  • There will be some NeverTrump dildos on left-wing networks yelling 'illegitimate'. They will have less impact than they ever did.

  • There will be no federal employees in revolt. There certainly will be no military forces unsure of what to do.

  • The various Dem scandals will continue. We will continue to be dissatisfied with their speed and results.

  • There will be some interesting personnel moves in the Trump administration shorty after election.

  • Marijuana will become more legal in more places, and hardly anyone will remark on it.

  • Best of all, the Covid panic will subside noticeably, and Thanksgiving and Christmas will see significant return to normalcy.

Be of good cheer.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sadness is for leftists.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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geebeext 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best take yet