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BECAUSE OF-FUCKING-COURSE (i.maga.host) 😷 LOCKDOWN BS 😷
posted ago by sustainable_saltmine ago by sustainable_saltmine +2985 / -0
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CadillacTwo 214 points ago +214 / -0

A Biden rally wouldn't affect the operations of a phone booth.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 15 points ago +15 / -0

You could host one in an average living room.

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AgamemnonContingency 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is absolutely ridiculous! With modern social distancing requirements you would need to open up the dining room too now...

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Without the reporters he could hold a Harry Potter rally in a closet under a staircase.

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CryBullyNPC 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Yessir, Mr. Biden, we can accommodate a party of 6 people."

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maga_gal 121 points ago +121 / -0

Hahahaha the reasoning is hilarious

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colonial113 52 points ago +52 / -0

It's true though, innit? LMAO

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supersecretaccount82 43 points ago +43 / -0

Not even mad tbh

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MAGATHREAD 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can’t argue with that logic.

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ParadigmShift2070 7 points ago +7 / -0

Back handed endorsement

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sustainable_saltmine [S] 72 points ago +72 / -0

at least they're admitting Biden's turnout would be small, but they also then go on to say that the low turnout is by design

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RustyJShackleford 26 points ago +26 / -0

Frightening accurate. I can hear Karen's voice in my head. Almost downvoted you. Have an updoot for the near frenly-fire.

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sometimescanbefunny 8 points ago +8 / -0

Stay frosty, Frosty.

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Skippious 37 points ago +37 / -0

The reason - they don't expect too many people will show up for Biden. That's literally the reason. With Trump, the number of people would have impeded airport operations. But with the ten or so people showing up for Biden? Won't interfere with the airport.

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pmurTJdlanoD 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ten people? New record

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just five more and the Team Joe Train will finally leave the station.

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Bullet3250 25 points ago +25 / -0

Biden will fly to Wisconsin - to read a teleprompter.... in front of 20 people sitting in circles.... and then will fly home...

That is considered 'visiting the state'

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tigerz 7 points ago +7 / -0

20 people? Seems generous

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Bullet3250 3 points ago +3 / -0

DNC AND MSM = ALL KUBAKI THEATER... ALL FAKE...

PRETEND 'DRAMA' AND FAUX ANGER.

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a_grassnake_01 3 points ago +3 / -0

How "environmentally conscious" of him.

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Coitus_The_Swamp 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sounds like a job for the guy who "visited" Pelosi's driveway.

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ObongoForPrison2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is fucking hilarious. I don't even know why Joe bothers. Nobody is inspired by him. Nobody shows up to see him or his slut running mate. His own supporters vote because they hate Trump, not because they love Biden.

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10MeV 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s a fig leaf. It’s a cover story for the fraud they’re planning on a massive scale. They’ll claim Joe was actually VERY popular, but responsibly held small rallies. So it’s no surprise he won, of course.

It’s a nefarious strategy. They are Democrats after all.

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agent2421 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cool - I encourage everyone to go and make it a Trump rally. Crowd's they've never seen before.

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CA-Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fine, let's fill that place 'Pedes!! Once he appears, start chanting "We Love Trump" over and over until he calls a lid for the day.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha, that's actually a fair point.

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PMSocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now what happens when Trump supporters show up?

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fuzzywhiterabbit 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair, we should be taking that as a compliment that a Trump rally would be so big that it would impede normal business of an airport.

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Brickwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump supporters ready to go and troll..."That's where you're wrong kiddo".

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mainsoda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck your operations bitch, this is the mother fucking president.

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G0vnah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top frigging kek

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moissien11 2 points ago +2 / -0

1130am WISN for those of you with iheartradio, And Mark Belling at 3pm CST is great too!

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Pandelume 1 point ago +1 / -0

I ain't even mad.

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Triptrop702 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually believe it

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Keiichi81 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Former Vice President Joe Biden held a campaign rally at the Mitchell International Airport yesterday, leading many travelers through the airport to ask 'There was a Biden rally there yesterday?'"

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mkdir-not-war 1 point ago +1 / -0

MUCH, MUCH SMALLER

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MetalRiddle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fair enough.

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Drinkup4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not so much a rally as a small gathering.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolute fucking bullshit!!!! Double fucking standards!b

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FUCK_DemonRATS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden doesn't need to do his rally at an airport. He can fit all his voters inside a small closet or bathroom.

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Yucky 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is technically fair: having 10 people will not disrupt operations, but having thousands would.

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ggtrump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

BREAKING: The only people coming are your grandparents and their dogs wearing face diapers, therefore it's totally OK for you to host it at our airport."

Losers.

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dancer4444 1 point ago +1 / -0

They know the truth!!

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that_guy_pming_tits 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see some unintended humor in that pair of tweets. Kek

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Election interference

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MagaChamp253 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahah sick burn.

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Losersloseagain2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cenk is that you?

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Black_Coffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Won't affect airport operations.

ATC here with the FAA. This is true, when the president of flys he requires a minimum 10 mile separation standard and wherever he lands has to be closed for at least 30 minutes before and after he leaves. When he came to my airport we were closed for 30 minutes then he went into town then we were closed for another 30 min when he left. If he's having a rally at the airport they would have to be closed for over 3 hours instead of 1 hour over a 3 hour period.

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STIDGIT64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also because Biden agreed to blow jobs by OBAMA

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hillaryprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

M I N I S P R E A D E R

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pedeypete 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably be much smaller than the local homeless population on the property, so it's fine.

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GodKingHarambe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never underestimate GEOTUS, his non-linear thinking and ability to problem-solve at previously unexpected angles was what led me to support him.

He will find a way

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Muttsbitetoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

KeK

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cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looool

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jaaardstyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can picture Biden doing a meet and greet outside the CNN gift shop. And no one wants to meet or greet him.

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Ic3D 1 point ago +1 / -0

The circles are so perfect.

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Rucktoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, typically I would call favoritism, but the dude makes a solid point.

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PMSocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

No need to bring the communists to the helicopter

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MAGAconvert 1 point ago +1 / -0

They got us there.

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Junkevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, they're not wrong. It's still a dick move, but they're not wrong.