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Dingus 72 points ago +72 / -0

SHHHHHHH!

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beta-detector 26 points ago +26 / -0

Hey Democrats! If you want to catch China Virus and die, just go and vote in person.

kek

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isolepknurd 16 points ago +16 / -0

haha!

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daty_dato 14 points ago +14 / -0

No need to get out an vote. The virus might get ya.

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Boof_Bro 16 points ago +16 / -0

Should say "Celebrate Election Day at home"

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The_Almighty_Kek 15 points ago +15 / -0

But are they closing all the polling stations?

"VIRUS EMERGENCY. POLLS CLOSED. ENOUGH PPL VOTED BY MAIL ALREADY SO WE'RE GOOD"

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ca18det 22 points ago +22 / -0

This will be the action that ultimately damns them. For all their scheming, ballot dumping and harvesting at least those had lone wolf plausible deniability.

There is no valid health reason to shut down the polls. It's an open and shut case of voter suppression.

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lanman 10 points ago +10 / -0

According to a history.com article I read, they only closed some polls located in California in November of 1918 during the Spanish Flu. The reason? Too many people were legit sick/dying that they couldn't find enough staff to man the polling location!

Now THAT'S a freakin' PANDEMIC!

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NoahGav 10 points ago +10 / -0

If they close the polling stations bad juju will happen.

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The_Almighty_Kek 10 points ago +10 / -0

As far as I'm concerned bad juju NEEDS to happen.

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NoahGav 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe.

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BERNlE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same thing with the polls. Why would people go vote for Biden if the polls are showing him 10%+ in the lead?

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goodbeerbetterviews2 [S] 60 points ago +60 / -0

Businesses have all but died out here. We don’t have the economic power to stay closed down this long and people have had it with this bullshit. Everyday we get the running amount of cases and deaths on the radio and we still haven’t broken 1000 deaths.

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IlIlIlIlIl 31 points ago +31 / -0

So New Mexico is becoming a desert again. Is this the big reset?

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inquimouse 32 points ago +32 / -0

Part of the reset is UBI. They are hoping people will be poor enough to go for it.

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superalienhyphy 16 points ago +16 / -0

Gotta scare the sheep into the cage

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kag-2020- 19 points ago +19 / -0

"Many one's of 80+ year olds died today with assumed COVID. Stay in your homes, lock yourselves in and pray to the almighty government for your safety!"

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DuplexFields 9 points ago +9 / -0

“On the plus side, there have been zero deaths from the flu this year, so, good going New Mexico!“

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 15 points ago +15 / -0

Our governor is a petty tyrant. She's just as bad as Whitmer in Michigan but nobody talks about her insanity on the national level.

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SordidPontification 8 points ago +8 / -0

She wants to be important over a state that isn't.

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lifeisahologram 13 points ago +13 / -0

I drove through NM for 2 days in early October (just stayed overnight) and even the leftist liberal radio show hosts were complaining about lockdown and Democrat BS lol.

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Former_Libtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

As they should!

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Mexicola1976 20 points ago +20 / -0

Reminder: New Mexico has some population of over 2m people. They have had 44k cases 994 deaths.

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CovefefeREEEE 15 points ago +15 / -0

2 million people, and 1,000 dead? Better lock down till 2022.

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Alois2121 11 points ago +11 / -0

EXTREME RISK!!!!!!!

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +3 / -1

Literally what it said on the Utah alert

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end_kleptocracy 49 points ago +49 / -0

I drove across country in July, and the level of covid weirdness/paranoia at rest stops along I-40 far exceeded that of any other state.

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Lord_Yeezus 47 points ago +47 / -0

Weirdest shit I saw this summer was hiking around near Denver. Morons outdoors with no one around them wearing masks.

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NonDegenerate 21 points ago +21 / -0

Germ theory was reinvented this year and now we all understand that there is a COVID miasma that looks to infect non-mask wearers wherever they may be. You're not even safe when you're hiking alone in the woods!

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SordidPontification 6 points ago +6 / -0

no one will ever be able to convince me that leftism isn’t a mental disorder.

Here, let me try:

"It's not a mental disorder, because that would imply the prior existence of a functioning brain. Being as leftists lack such an organ, they cannot simultaneously suffer from mental disorders."

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UpTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, did a national park trip. Lassen volcanic (norcal) and crater lake (OR) were insane.

Utah, AZ, WY, parks were all normal

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Nancypelosisoldliver 13 points ago +13 / -0

I drove from New mexico across the country a while ago and there was masks at basically every rest stop except this one we stopped at in South West Missouri I nthe early early morning. Looked like a bunch of oil fielders going to work while we were getting gas. Literally no one had masks on except the employees lmao

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SordidPontification 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's how most of us are. I don't wear one going into the post office despite them posting about 10 signs imploring visitors to wear a mask.

The governor released a mandate threatening to use the state police to enforce fines against non-mask-wearers. I don't think she's noticed how this has played out in court.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao

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lifeisahologram 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same is happening. I went from Oregon to Florida beginning October. Masks with 99% of everywhere all the time. Even Texas. Not even just Dallas, but red cities like Amarillo lol.

Florida is the most based however. Some places it’s like no masks anywhere, like Flagler beach. Even “Democrat” areas I can go into a store and at least see a few non mask wearers, instead of being the only 1.

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MagaGal 41 points ago +41 / -0

I suspect it may convince some Dems to stay away from the polls, but I doubt it will convince too many Trumpers to stay home. Here's hoping!

GO VOTE FOR PDJT!

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goodbeerbetterviews2 [S] 29 points ago +29 / -0

Oh yea, people have had enough of this bullshit down here.

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dickwagger 5 points ago +5 / -0

What part are you at? We have a ranch in between Ft. Sumner and Vaughn. All I see here for miles around are Trump fans. The Dems this election are going to get hammered.

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 7 points ago +7 / -0

Eddy County here. The oil fields have been devastated for the sake of a few deaths which are not any know than the regular amount of death. It's crazy.

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CovefefeREEEE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think this would look good on your car.

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bewarethejogger 24 points ago +24 / -0

Makes you wonder if they know they're going to lose anyways and want to use covid as an excuse to delegitimize Trump's win...

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MagaGal 13 points ago +13 / -0

This would not surprise me.

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bewarethejogger 1 point ago +2 / -1

Orange man, of course!

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ColoRobo 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are trying to scare old people into staying home and that is a large part of the conservative base.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 8 points ago +8 / -0

It was beyond ridiculous 6 months ago

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Palmertabs 32 points ago +32 / -0

remember when a disgruntled Hawaii employee "accidently" sent out a nuke alert to try and make trump look bad and people were throwing their kids into sewer drains?

I do.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 9 points ago +9 / -0

Imagine throwing you kids into a sewer drain and they get stuck with std needles for a false alarm lmao

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SordidPontification 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Mommy, why did you give me AIDS?"

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SordidPontification 7 points ago +7 / -0

I saw it and rolled my eyes.

It was clearly written by a Karen. Conveniently, our governor looks like a megakaren.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup

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The_Peter 20 points ago +20 / -0

They're trying to demoralize people.

The bad part isn't social distancing or mask wearing in and of themselves. The bad part is telling people to do it for no good reason. This emergency alert is just a flex by big brother to let you know he will tell you what to do and it doesn't matter if it makes sense or not.

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Sumarongi 20 points ago +21 / -1

Same Thing in Utah

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CisSiberianOrchestra 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yep. I just got the Utah "EVERYBODY PANIC" message.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lmao. Its so stupid how they send it to all of us on our phones and we can't block the number or anything. Im ready to throw the phone out at this rate. Fuck these fools.

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monkadelic 6 points ago +6 / -0

most hospitals in Utah are at 50% capacity or less. Yet they keep saying they are overwhelmed. Whoever sent this out should be in jail.

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Wahzuhbee 3 points ago +3 / -0

And it had to happen during school so all my students could check their phones and collectively lose their shit right before dismissal.

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Denoje13 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just happened in utah as well.

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nc777 11 points ago +11 / -0

Never interrupt when your enemy is making a mistake.

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quantum-step 10 points ago +10 / -0

I got that crap this morning.
Missing child? No. Dangerous heat wave/cold font? No. Escaped prisoner? No. Mass shooter? No. Live in fear? YES, DO IT NOW!
Fuck the Land of Entrapment.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 10 points ago +10 / -0

Utahn here. I just got an emergency alert on my phone similar to OP's. It told us to wear masks and limit social gatherings to 10 people. They're really trying to cause panic and scare people away from voting.

Fuck them. I'm going to my friend's Halloween party tomorrow night.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 5 points ago +5 / -0

Woot woot. America opened 6 months ago lmao

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Alois2121 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wow they are literally doing what everyone predicted they would do. I bet there is actually no "surge" at all.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 10 points ago +10 / -0

Never was. I wouldnt be surprised at all if it was a totally manufactured virus specifically manufactured not to kill anyone at all but only test positive on tests to induce panic.

A virus that only kills people who are literally on deaths doorstep already isn't a virus you need to wear a mask, social distance, attempt destroy your economy, and live in your house in fear for eternity for.

In case anyone here wasn't aware that the chinese plague was just blms version of the second amendment lmao

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MAGA_mantis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Stay on target, eyes on the prize. They cannot stop the vote. Or it is on.

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Dropkick_Murphy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wear a Halloween mask ffs

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basedboston 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is happening in Boston as well....

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it's fine (for now). It will only impact low-information, low-IQ morons who would likely vote D and are afraid of their own shadows. MAGA will go to the polls just to give them the biggest middle finger. But after the election, this shit needs to stop ASAP!

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DefaultFreedom 8 points ago +8 / -0

Same thing in Utah.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 8 points ago +8 / -0

The new knickname of our govenor is Wuhan Lujan. I didn't come up with it, but whoever did is a GENIUS

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HiddenDekuScrub 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's been around for a few months now. Honestly I'm just glad people are finally paying attention to our state and how stupid the mask Karens are here.

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FromSethWithLove 7 points ago +7 / -0

Election Fuckery Incoming

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Hillary-Digs-a-Hole 7 points ago +7 / -0

1000 deaths over nine months in a population of 2,350,000 people. That is a .004% chance at dying. If I could scream this in my typing I would.

Also, that is 3.7 people die a day in NM since Feb 1. You are four times more likely to get Gonorrhea than die of covid.

https://ibis.health.state.nm.us/indicator/complete_profile/Gonorrhea.html

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HeavyJohnny 7 points ago +7 / -0

All this is going to do is suppress the Democrat Vote.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 4 points ago +4 / -0

They aren't the brightest ha!

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Leave_The_Kids_Alone 6 points ago +6 / -0

This reminds me of my cousin. Freaking out in Wisconsin. "ICU's ARE NEAR CAPACITY" blah blah blah. Then you take a look at the numbers. Entire state only has 300 ICU patients they attribute to covid. 25% of the ICU capacity. Probably half those people were all fucked up before getting COVID.

Shut the state down for ~150 ICU Patients. Out of 15,000 positive tested. How many positive but not tested. It's MADNESS>

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mercynurse 6 points ago +6 / -0

🤡🌎 Wuhan Luhan has spoken

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MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

994 people died in a state of 2,100,000. Averaging 4 deaths a day.

Meaning 0.0473% of the population has died of COVID in 8 months per the media. But the media is using misleading figures.

6% of that, per the CDC actually died of COVID, so 60 out of 2,100,000. Or less than one death per day.

So in reality 0.002838% of the population truly died of COVID. Which is about 1/7th of the suicide rate over the same time frame.

You're just as likely to know someone who died of COVID than you are to know 7 people who have killed themselves.

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slangin_paint 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think I prefer the old Mexico

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Mobius45 5 points ago +5 / -0

And that my friends is why, for the first time ever the whole family voted early. It’s was either an early vote in person, or no vote at all. Don’t be surprised when our shitty governor shuts down the polls on Election Day. A notice from the Republican Party of New Mexico also warned us that she is shutting the oil and gas industry in preparation for a Biden administration. That is 40% of the state economy in NM!! Let’s make her extremely unhappy fellow Burquenos, no biden administration EVER!!!

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3westiesMom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cucks.

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A_Colostomy_Bag 5 points ago +5 / -0

Teachers unions are trying to shut down the schools where I live. Pretty f'ing sickening, but it's proof positive they don't give a shit about kids.

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leroynumber3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same shit in Nevada. Stay at home. Only leave house for essentials. ((( don’t vote )))

Assholes. Fuck them all

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Farage_massage 4 points ago +4 / -0

How is that an “emergency” situation? Isn’t the capability to send these emergency communications done using federal apparatus? Seems like misuse - unless there is precedent that they have done this consistently throughout the China-Virus season?

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duckstuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah that's a big no from me.

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Jimmy_Russler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does this count as voter intimidation?

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Basileus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've had it! This virus is not deadly enough to justify this! This is beyond absurd

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lacatholiquefrancais 4 points ago +4 / -0

I fucking got this shit earlier today and it was dumb. The state is asking people to report truck or treaters to the police and APD says they will enforce shit now. This will be my 3 year olds first time being able to go trick or treating. Why are they trying to take his childhood away? Grisham is a nazi.

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doodaddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn’t think this was legal... to use the emergency channel for random hysterical flights.

In that case the President should send one too: live your lives. We can’t afford to live in a basement like joe Biden. Vote for me or this will continue.

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FREN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just got the same thing in Utah.
Also was broadcast on TV Emergency alert at the same time.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am more worried about the cost suppression caused by the riots

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RyanUpCreek 2 points ago +2 / -0

While Trump is making peace happen these idiots are screaming safety all year long. When will the Lord's Day be upon us?

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Erlik_Khan 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is how you red pill kids. When all your friends are out getting candy and having fun and you're stuck at home wearing a mask with your parents. Later when all of their friends are alive and well, never got sick...

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kdiddyb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Utah did the same thing today. Made me sick. So pissed.

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trunalimunumaprzure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Had this same BS in Utah today, though not about Halloween. Different wording though- basically cases are up, wear masks in public, limit gatherings to 10 people.

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alcibiades_hammer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same thing in Utah today

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zigmund_fraud 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow.

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HeavyJohnny 1 point ago +1 / -0

RATs, eat this shit and stay inside so we have shorter lines at the Polls!

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Nicktdot 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is your home? USA is!