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LeftiesAreTheRacists [S] 147 points ago +147 / -0

This is a brutal gaffe

Freudian slip

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Keep_on_Trumpin 15 points ago +15 / -0

I have a special save folder called Gaffe Master

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RockyMin 98 points ago +98 / -0

So now Joe "thinks it's up to 30,000 people that have died"? So he's admitting the 200K+ number is a lie?

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LeftiesAreTheRacists [S] 68 points ago +68 / -0

He was probably supposed to say 230,000

Man was lost

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MushBrains2020 44 points ago +45 / -1

Nah man it was 210 million just a little while ago: https://nypost.com/2020/10/05/biden-stumbles-by-claiming-210-million-died-from-coronavirus/

If you add that to the 150 million who died from gun violence the whole country is dead!

GUYS WE'RE FUCKING DEAD AND WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT

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FluffiPuff 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pound Me Too

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LoneStarDangler 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump starting global nuclear war after the election got us all.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Both him and KumAllah have "accidentally" said million too many times for it to be a natural slip.

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Benblishem 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do I still have to pay my ISP?

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hillaryprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're all ghosts, but we're still worried about getting sick?

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SexCauldron 1 point ago +1 / -0

I figured as much, I wonder if I was a covid death or a gun death. Well, either way I can still vote.

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isolepknurd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy moly, lost in sea of dementia and medicine.

This is elder abuse or masochism, depending on who is forcing him to stay in the race.

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's Jill. She's punishing him.

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even so it's just not that big a number. It's only about 1% of Americans have lost someone to covid and nearly half were in nursing homes and about 20% dies from being on respirators

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Kek_Johnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Having dementia is a good way to escape a prison sentence.

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't see any evidence of being a patient; that would imply treatment

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ScrewReddit 13 points ago +13 / -0

Joe is perfectly coherent. We just have trouble understanding him because we're dead.

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MushBrains2020 6 points ago +7 / -1

330 million US population - 200 million dead from COVID - 150 million dead from gun violence = -20 million.

Yup, the math checks out. All that's left are 20 million undead roaming the US.

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

“I’m dead! Thanatos killed me!”

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Smubbs 13 points ago +13 / -0

Even 30k is an overstatement

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LoneStarDangler 3 points ago +3 / -0

30k dead with (not by) diagnosed covid seems about right.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

No shit!

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Rainman 10 points ago +10 / -0

30k is closer to the actual number of people who died from covid, the rest of them died from a comorbidity complicated by covid... the key phrases are...

Died WITH covid vs died FROM covid

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RockyMin 11 points ago +11 / -0

or died from something completely different from covid, like a car crash, and "tested" positive. There's no comorbidity, the numbers are completely falsified.

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WishdoctorsSong 61 points ago +61 / -0

Good god, even the worst bullshit COVID data is basically a rounding error in total annual deaths. This whole "look at your dinner table, whose missing" schtick doesn't make any fucking sense when nobody is dying.

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Afeazo 20 points ago +20 / -0

That’s why they got that image circulating “vote as if your home is on fire, vote as if your whole family lost their jobs, vote as if your kids are addicted drugs...” etc etc.

Why would I vote that way, if none it it is true? Why am I voting for doom and gloom and worst case scenario protection? They are fear mongering, you see so much of it in the Biden campaign.

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powershellder 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Ignore your own interests and vote the way we tell you, because it’s compassionate and might help these imaginary people.”

Meanwhile, Trump’s policies help all Americans. You can vote for your own interests, and help others.

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Losersloseagain2020 0 points ago +1 / -1

inother words vote in a deug jnduced paranoid state of mind

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ObongoForPrison2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

This. I still don't know anybody that knows anybody that has died from COVID. I can play the Six Degrees of Separation Game and get to Bill Clinton and George W. Bush in one hop each, but I still can't find a fucking China Virus death. Weird!

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cuckslasher 2 points ago +2 / -0

cant look around your dinner table when you live on the street because you lost your job

high IQ liberal logic

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supersecretaccount82 28 points ago +28 / -0

Given his slurred speech, I'll be charitable and assume he was saying "Americans dead."

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zoober_floober 8 points ago +8 / -0

Definitely this ^^^

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booblitchutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

No charity.

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supersecretaccount82 5 points ago +5 / -0

More like, I don't like sharing stuff that isn't 100% "fAcT cHeCK"-proof. If I tried to redpill someone with this, they'd just say, "he's saying 'Americans'" and it would further entrench the idea that we Drumpftards just peddle fake news and outrage.

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DarkMemeDuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

The vast vast vast majority of these gaffes over the past few weeks are slurred speech and not actually him saying what the headline said he said. The slurred speech is a bigger problem than whatever eye catching bullshit these titles say though. And those ridiculous made up numbers he keeps pulling out his ass. At this point I wish the worst thing was him saying "America is dead".

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ElderPedeMAGAmiaower 26 points ago +26 / -0

I think it's time to put old Joe to bed at Shady Acres Dementia unit.

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ObongoForPrison2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think you mean Big Don's Gallows Museum.

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Salacious_B_Trump 20 points ago +20 / -0

Fuck you San Diego!

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TEXinLA 17 points ago +17 / -0

WTF???

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LeftiesAreTheRacists [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

The teleprompter said X amount of Americans are dead... then Biden Biden'd

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TEXinLA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ha ha ha

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DarkMemeDuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

I really hope the general public sees through this shit. I really do.

They probably don't. But the good news is they are the ones who need to be browbeaten to vote.

And if you haven't noticed, the Dems are panicking because now they want their constituents to go physically vote because the mail system doesn't look like it's going to pan out, but they spent all year scaring the bejeziz out of all the NPCs to stay inside.

How many scared NPCs who would rather die than leave the house will leave the house to wait in line for 2 hours to go vote for a guy they have absolutely no enthusiasm for? Keep in mind, they think they will probably get the coof and die if they do.

Then consider how the news has also been telling them Joe has it in the bag, being up by 12 points everywhere.

Would you go vote if you believed all that? I probably wouldn't.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Covid was the democrats' moonshot for 2020.

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nodoublestandards 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whether the topic is the virus, the economy, racism, whatever... the democrat establishment cares about none of these things.

They only care about how these issues serve as part of their own path to power.

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daty_dato 8 points ago +8 / -0

Coming from a barely walking corpse, that doesn't mean a lot..

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it just me or does Joe look exactly like Grandpa from Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

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fapoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck you Biden. America is stronger than ever.

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Alois2121 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh no not an infinitesimal fraction of 330 million people! We need to lockdown NOW!!!11

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Donkey_Schmonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is literally a gift that keeps on giving.

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Mrs.Frostbite 2 points ago +2 / -0

America is dead and we’re entering a dark winter. Why is he even running for President when there is no hope?

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Jleinf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good Lord what a Fing retard. Who the heck votes for this crap?

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CJBarnacle 1 point ago +1 / -0

People with TDS.

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Anyslogan2 2 points ago +2 / -0

‘ America is dead’ not ‘Americans dead’. His true sentiments are revealed.

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William_Wallace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ian Miles Cheong rips Biden a new one every day. Bless him.

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pmurTJdlanoD 1 point ago +1 / -0

who is he? starting popping up on this site a lot

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William_Wallace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like you, I recognize his name purely from his posts popping up here... but he is funny as hell.

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GreyKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a tard...2.8 million Americans died last year and that was normal. Over 300,000 from dementia and Alzheimer’s...

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here2red 2 points ago +2 / -0

and he says Trump is fearmongering?

LOL.

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ughicanteven 1 point ago +1 / -0

what an inspiring message

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Bullet3250 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump punches Biden in the COVIDS!

WATCH: New TRUMP Ad Drops a Bomb on Joe Biden's COVID-19 Talking Points..

https://pjmedia.com/election/stacey-lennox/2020/10/26/watch-new-ad-drops-a-bomb-on-joe-bidens-covid-19-talking-points-n1088597

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Ch138 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its just like a series of things that shit out of his mouth.

Friday. Ismanapurazigdot. Taxes. Raise em. Turkey legs and warm milk.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 1 point ago +1 / -0

O.000001% of population impacted by hyper-inflated numbers.

Less than those killed by road accidents by an exponential amount...

"AMERICA'S DEAD".

Yep... definitely the guy we need running a superpower.

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1ValhallaJack 1 point ago +1 / -0

math isn't his strength.... but he's really good at extortion

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

His rational mind is Dead.

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BiggsThinks99 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn frens, rip I guess

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +2 / -1

We all ded homie

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upvote 1 point ago +1 / -0

Residential candidate.

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Sealizrus19 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude... just don’t do numbers...or locations...

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ObongoForPrison2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is not the message of a candidate that actually thinks he is winning.

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TrumpCard1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Up to"....yeah no way its that high

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CJBarnacle 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many died from the flu, Joe?

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PremiumCracker 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's such an insufferable old twat

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cuckslasher 1 point ago +1 / -0

DEMSCUMS ARE A DEATH CULT

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JaquesoCheese 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dumb. He clearly meant to say americaNs. He has enough real gaffes, we don’t need to make them up.

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's coming, Joe. Do you hear it? The wave is coming.

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DefaultFreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought America was just an idea.

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Salt_n_Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

No Joe, but you will be soon

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Mummabear20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can't believe people are still voting for him. It's easy to lose faith in humanity.

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charbatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy has no chance. I'm more confidant than ever

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Rubberbunnies 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s Winnie the Pooh and other corrupt interests that we’re actually fighting. They just have their hands up his ass and you can’t see them most of the time.

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CJBarnacle 0 points ago +1 / -1

The election is Trump supporters vs Trump haters. Biden is irrelevant.

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MushBrains2020 0 points ago +1 / -1

> Claims he's running on Hope, not Fear

> Drives around the country trying to scare people with death statistics

Once a liar, always a liar.