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JimCleveland 39 points ago +39 / -0

The guy who's never had a real job in his life will be labor secretary. I cannot wait to cast my vote for Trump tomorrow.

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0311_0313 27 points ago +27 / -0

The guy who got kicked out of a Socialist community for being lazy. WoW

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DJT2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

Think about how hard that actually is. He had to expend more energy avoiding work than if he had worked in the first place.

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DJT2020 3 points ago +4 / -1

I hear ya. Yes, Vote!!

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shade1k 11 points ago +11 / -0

If this is actually announced, it's an absolute desperation move. The Democrat establishment hates Sanders. Promising him a cabinet post would be the equivalent of the guy weeping and whimpering outside his ex's window at 3am. "C-come back, baby, I know I said all those awful things about you, I know I done you wrong, but I need you, baby, I never knew how bad I needed you..."

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voter129472974 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well Sanders happily took the DNC's compensation handouts so...

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PelosisPetrifiedPuss 9 points ago +9 / -0

Man, when did it all of a sudden become acceptable to have sources like

"Two sources close to Sanders’ orbit"

What the fuck does that even mean? Anyways- yes, vote, I just had to say something about all of these news articles "sourcing" lately.

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Commence 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bernie as labor secretary? Dude never worked a single day in his life.

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nc777 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hillary wants to be Secretary of Defense.
She wrote a 5000 word article in foreign affairs as a means to promote that.

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

A walking yeast infection. Will we never be shut of this completely useless, yet dangerous, democrat infestation?

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MrTrumpsWildRide 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bernie Sanders has never done a day's honest work in his life. His resume is what a a middle-school kid thinks a resume looks like. It alleges he worked as a carpenter or something for a year or two, but it contains no details at all of what he actually did, no real dates, no references to the person or company he worked for, no contact details for referees, lists no skills he has.

At age 30, having never worked a day in his life, Bernie Sanders got kicked out of a hippie commune for being too lazy. I'm not making this up, kicked out of a hippie commune for being a mooching bum. Not only did he not pull his weight or contribute his fair share of work, he actively distracted and prevented others around him from doing their work too.

It would be another 10 years from then until he actually got a "real" job, if you could call it that -- it was the beginning of his long and unremarkable and incompetent career as a professional politician, doing exactly as he had at the hippie commune, which is to say leeching off the actual workers and getting in their way.

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well put, especially the end!

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mintscape 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think they put that out there to trick progressives into voting for Biden, Wall St are Biden's major funders and they would not only not allow that but like with Obama, Wall St will be picking Biden's cabinet.

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PB_Mack 3 points ago +3 / -0

This seems desparate. Like he is trying to get the people who voted for them on board. 3 days before the Election. Feels like a panic move.

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Bogey 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is how you know he knows he's lost. He won't have a cabinet. This is him pandering to his base.

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JaquesoCheese 3 points ago +3 / -0

They know Joe is losing. They’re hoping adding Bernie to his cabinet will get the bernie-bros to come vote for him.

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midoridesu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine Bernie, the guy who's never labored a day in his life as the labor secretary. Jesus Christ help us.

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womp_squared 2 points ago +2 / -0

I knew the commies would be pulling the strings but actually seeing those two assholes being appointed to those specific positions turns my stomach. This truly is the most important election in the history of this nation. If Trump does not win America is dead.

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Bestboy143 2 points ago +2 / -0

This screams Atlas Shrugged. It's one of the most important books a pede can read. It breaks down the socialist/liberal playbook like nothing else. It's amazing how 60 plus years ago, she predicted all that's going on today.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit!!!! So it really is fucking true. If Biden wins, communism and China win!

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colonial113 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bernie as Treasury sec and Warren as Labor sec would be funnier. Who would be Secretary of State? Man, I don't even want to think about it.

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Sabot_MBT 1 point ago +1 / -0

You misspelled Xho Bai Den in the thread title. Just FYI.

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a fuckin nightmare these democrats are.