Bernie Sanders has never done a day's honest work in his life. His resume is what a a middle-school kid thinks a resume looks like. It alleges he worked as a carpenter or something for a year or two, but it contains no details at all of what he actually did, no real dates, no references to the person or company he worked for, no contact details for referees, lists no skills he has.

At age 30, having never worked a day in his life, Bernie Sanders got kicked out of a hippie commune for being too lazy. I'm not making this up, kicked out of a hippie commune for being a mooching bum. Not only did he not pull his weight or contribute his fair share of work, he actively distracted and prevented others around him from doing their work too.

It would be another 10 years from then until he actually got a "real" job, if you could call it that -- it was the beginning of his long and unremarkable and incompetent career as a professional politician, doing exactly as he had at the hippie commune, which is to say leeching off the actual workers and getting in their way.