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Icanteven 83 points ago +83 / -0

so someone's kissing her ass while she's on her knees?

This is all so confusing

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the_shootist 36 points ago +36 / -0

I'll break it down for you. Just imagine a human centipede. Biden out front, then Kumala, then pelosi, then hunter

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HolaPendejos 21 points ago +21 / -0

NOW FEED!

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WassermanSchultz 20 points ago +20 / -0

I still haven't seen that movie - the premise is just too gross. ...and this is from a lover of horror movies.

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redgreenyellowblu 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's just gross and kind of depressing. The shocking element isn't as amusing as you'd think.

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Rainman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes SP is always discreet, that episode was TFF

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IronMaiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

I BEREAVE IN YOU KYEEER

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Italians_Invented_2A 5 points ago +5 / -0

I assure you, it is not as gross as what they do to trannies for the "transition".

Not even close.

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JerryJerryJerry 4 points ago +4 / -0

The second one is actually not bad. No pun intended. The lead was a masterstroke of casting, and it worked well in B&W. Don't recall anything making seeing the inferior first a requirement, other than knowing the premise. Fairly grizzled horror fan, meself. Can skip the third.

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nopinkofuckheads 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s shocking when you randomly select it on Netflix after having never heard of it. It’s been talked about so much now it probably won’t live up to the hype.

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JerryJerryJerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, to your average person on the street, segments (ahem) would likely be somewhat shocking, but as a genre fan, that's pretty far down the list of reasons I dig horror. It's just not a very good film on many levels, but as I said above, the second one is pretty descent.

Speaking of hype, me and a buddy did a triple feature one day years ago with the first being the unrated version of the "sickest ever" at the time: A Serbian Film, at which we both remarked "gnarly" once or twice. Next was Snowtown which had us viscerally curling up wincing repeatedly. and doing the inhaling through clenched teeth noise. Incredible film, which I put in the same category as Henry: PoaSK: so well done, I have to weigh if a watch is worth feeling so dirty afterwards. Oh, and the third was restored print of (iirc) Zombi 2 on the big screen.

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orthodoxvirginian 9 points ago +9 / -0

That centipede was definitely NOT a nimble navigator! LOL

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ztrich007 6 points ago +6 / -0

XD

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Pedeberrycrunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait a tick, I thought we were the human centipedes...

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are. I'll take the lead.

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fapoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

thanks now i feel sick

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TedCruzAteABoogaloo 12 points ago +12 / -0

The deepstate is just one giant human centipede. Makes sense.

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Tokens_Worth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leftist are tho.
Terrible ideas they keep.eating and shitting out over and over.

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newchina 2 points ago +3 / -1

Uhhhh, nope. That’s us pede!

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ztrich007 3 points ago +3 / -0

We don’t shit directly into the mouths of our fellow pedes. We fight alongside each other sword and shield in the great meme wars of the age

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newchina 4 points ago +4 / -0

Huh?

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ztrich007 4 points ago +4 / -0

I may have misinterpreted your comment thinking you were saying we pedes were a human centipede like in the movie.

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newchina 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah yeah, that makes sense. I was referring to this old children’s’ tale.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH6PAoUuD0

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FarmerJohnBacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hunter has a Pornhub Acct that will explain it all . God Bless All Americans ! Especially our Pedo Hunters !

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Blurpy 3 points ago +3 / -0

To understand the positioning, I'll refer you to Hunter's Laptop.

Open the picture folder titled "Tax Stuff".

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HolaPendejos 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should watch the human centipede

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LostInTheMix 142 points ago +143 / -1

I bet she's miserable. She knows she jumped the gun, she got excited by being the VP and didn't take the time to think about who she was running with. She could have sat back in her cushiony job and waiting a few years to run again but now she's forced to run around acting like everythings great while making a fool of herself screaming at crowds of 10 people and begging others in voting lines.

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Leave_The_Kids_Alone 85 points ago +86 / -1

didn't take the time to think about who she was running with.

She knew EXACTLY what the fuck is going on. She is a political whore. Whores understand power. That's why they wanted her, she doesn't believe in anything except her personal gains, and power.

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wumao 36 points ago +36 / -0

Kamala didnt have a choice. Beijing picked her because they knew she is certain to do their dirty laundry. If she didnt agree to VP her political career wouldve been over.

Just my theory.

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RonWisely 36 points ago +36 / -0

Political careers should be outlawed.

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FarmerJohnBacon 17 points ago +17 / -0

THIS IS 100% CORRECT ! Enriching yourself and your family / friends while being financed and bankrolled by your fellow taxpayers / citizens is Tyranny !

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brsmith77 6 points ago +7 / -1

I am leaning towards the requirement of being a successful businessman to run for office.

Trump has shown it makes a whole load of sense having someone in charge who knows how to build something and make it successful.

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TwoStar 26 points ago +26 / -0

She was grabbing at the brass ring. VP is a good get (just ask Joe) and the odds that Joe would stay in office for four years weren't great, basically handing her the presidency. Just about any political beast would have a hard time passing on that.

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RonWisely 34 points ago +34 / -0

What’s scary is she was the first to drop out of the Democrat presidential race because even liberals didn’t want her and now she has the greatest chance of them all to be commander in chief.

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Current_Year_Acct 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah, if the mockery of the democratic process in this year's democratic primary doesn't wake leftists up, I don't know what will.

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meals23 7 points ago +7 / -0

yeah the derangement knows no bounds

i mean think about it in these terms, their hatred of trump has actually consumed their lives to such an extent that that's their identity, and it's the lens through which they view life. I couldn't imagine living like that

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some Democrats even cut their own dick off for no reason at all.

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Blurpy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Willie warned her to stay away.

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Blurpy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every kiss is plunging out a whore's toilet.

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sketchy_at_best 15 points ago +15 / -0

She’s obviously drunk during some of her stumps. They knew.

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Current_Year_Acct 10 points ago +10 / -0

She also went over her head. Even in a normal political climate with a reasonable running mate, she isn't up to par. She had the floor wiped with her in the VP debate. After she had the floor wiped with her in the democratic primary debates.

Now not only has she been made to look incompetent and unlikable, she's going to be majorly tarnished by all of the corruption and heinous bullshit the democratic party has pulled in the past year.

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meals23 7 points ago +7 / -0

in spite of this she will be a senator until she croaks because california will never stop re-electing her

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magabirdlady 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe she can prosecute but she can't run for VP. She was JV.

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lumpster 101 points ago +101 / -0

Ok, but for Don's sake, don't believe it yet! Vote, get out the voters!

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 40 points ago +40 / -0

You won't be able to keep me from it.... Even though I live in a DEEP RED state.

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the_pragmaticist 18 points ago +18 / -0

I still need you to win the popular vote bet.

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh, you can bet your sweet ass that I'll be voting!!!!

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bleh19799791 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yas, the high return bet!

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Pedeberrycrunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sames only deep blue. I can't believe all the fracking Biden signs in my town.

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RedditIs4Retards 8 points ago +8 / -0

I won't believe any of this shit until Trump has won. So make sure to keep voting.

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0311_0313 65 points ago +66 / -1

Everything tells me Trump should win. People actually loved Clinton and wanted a Women President. Sure plenty of people hated her, but there was enthusiasm on the DNC. There is no enthusiasm for Joe, just a hate fetish for Trump. I don't think that is enough. Especially because Trump is bringing the enthusiasm and Republicans are more behind him than in 2016.

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Blurpy 40 points ago +40 / -0

Yes. Believe your eyes, NOT the lies.

There is NO WAY Joe wins this without a successful and massive fraud scheme.

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RonWisely 26 points ago +26 / -0

Trump has more enthusiasm behind him than Obama did in 08.

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jdog 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, even the Dems don't like Joe.

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

He steals ALL the money, leaves them crumbs...

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SixteenBeatsAOne 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly, the PeePads/KneePads campaign would prtobably have fared better if they voted to put forth a more truthful three-page motto. Instead of "Build Back Better", a more honest strateic choice would've been "I'm Not Trump".

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CannonballJunior 7 points ago +7 / -0

From the conversation you had, were you under the impression that Jr was just maintaining a self-confident & can-do attitude when he said that? Or do you think it was based on actual evidence, like strong internal polling they've received?

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CannonballJunior 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well it certainly has me feeling a bit more hopeful and optimistic. Hope to heaven it's true!

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CannonballJunior 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well if you do talk or text to your client in the next couple days, bring it up and ask him if Jr did reference internal polling. lol

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CannonballJunior 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow that is exciting to hear and I really hope it's true!

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 36 points ago +37 / -1

Tuck tail between legs and crawl back under the porch, you nasty bitch.

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SixteenBeatsAOne 18 points ago +18 / -0

And Cumala did not help herself with that Karen-like VP Debate performance. So after she loses her Senatorial re-election in 2022, maybe she can kneel in front of Mayor Willie Brown again -- just like old times -- to look for a job.

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FrankDrebin 2 points ago +2 / -0

There will be no crawling. These seditious fucks will start such unrest it will make 2016 look like fun and games. They're already laying the groundwork of calling the election illigimate.

The only way we find relative peace is if Trump takes it in a heavy landslide.

Then they make a deal with the devil. Probably going to have to make a back room deal with Biden and company ordering them to pull back their useful idiots or face prosecution. Sorry to say this but the unrest must stop and only the DNC can muzzle their fanatics.

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SixteenBeatsAOne 28 points ago +29 / -1

I know some very fine whores. So don't besmirch their reputations by associating them with this arrogant, nasally, condescending half Indian/half Jamaiacan/no part African wannabe cum guzzler.

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befehlistbefehl 5 points ago +5 / -0

This lmfao. There also needs to be some standards set to stop just anyone from being a whore in DC (such as pelosi).

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 22 points ago +22 / -0

That has to be painful to keep doing those embarrassing "rallies".

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jdog 9 points ago +9 / -0

She doesn't seem like she is convinced they can win.

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Dahnald2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

That nervous demonic cackle gives her away every time

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep.

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ObongoForPrison2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

Kamala shot her political load early and hitched her tramp self to the wrong candidate. Imagine using up all your political capital on JOE BIDEN.

It's sad in a way, but because of who it is...fuck her.

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td_didnt_kill_itself 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eh I don't think this is necessarily bad for her. A lot more people know who she is now. I dont think this will bar her from any future run and may improve her chances, but her lackluster primary performance makes me doubt she can win a presidential election.

Good for her Senate races for sure though, but I imagine that is her political ceiling if she isn't VP this election cycle.

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Italians_Invented_2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe is the best they have. By far.

Who else do you think would have better chances than Joe? Perhaps Beta, but not many.

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pierre Delecto could probably get more Dem votes than Beto.

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Italians_Invented_2A 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know, Texas in 2018 was too close for my liking.

A guy who campaigned on gun confiscation was close to winning Texas.

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TrumpCard1776 19 points ago +19 / -0

People that run should forefit their previos position in govt. Regardless of win or lose.

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Staatssicherheit 15 points ago +15 / -0

And why would a Democrat Hill staffer be telling this to you, Jack? And how would that staffer even know? Did Kamela Harris confide in her?

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dGPOFniqsrZF 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anonymous sources familiar with <politician name>'s thinking.

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GoDonaldGo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Vote.

Vote.

Vote.

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mixednuts86 12 points ago +12 / -0

Never underestimate your enemy. I'm skeptical were going to be in as good of a mood Tuesday with whatever bullshit stunt the left has planned.

Who knows, maybe they've already cheated all they can and there are just no more votes, but every time I feel like good is going to win, the left finds a way to demoralize and crush our spirits.

Let's do what we need to on Tuesday.

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TheBusiness 9 points ago +9 / -0

Vote no matter what we don't want the bag thrown over our heads!! Vote no matter what! I wanna talk with you guys for another 4 years!

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Uncle_Skeeter 8 points ago +8 / -0

For the love of God himself and anyone reading this, history is still being written and it very well could swing either way depending on the election and how it goes now. Get the fuck out and vote for the God Emperor if you haven't already and help us ensure he serves another 4 years.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 6 points ago +6 / -0

They must be realizing how much the black & hispanic vote has swung to Trump this election. That's the deciding factor and Trump knows it.

Outside of major rigging (esp. In Texas & Pennsylvania) they know Trump has the momentum.

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buckiemohawk 6 points ago +6 / -0

Willie Brown told her not to take it. That it would be a losing bid. Biden has way more against him than for him. No Senator who has served more than 14 years has ever become President. McCain, Dole. No incumbent has lost re-election when he has received over 75 percent of the primary vote. Carter, Bush Sr are the ones in recent history Carter 42 percent and Bush sr with 73 percent. Incumbents tend to do better in getting re-elected. Bush jr and Obama along with Reagan and Clinton.

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Wintergreen 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would be too if I were her. The best case scenario for her is that Trump wins on Tuesday and she quietly detaches from Biden. Biden has so much shit coming down on him, whether he wins or loses on Tuesday.

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randylaheydidit 5 points ago +5 / -0

This isn't referring to Katie Hill?

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Constitution_jd 7 points ago +7 / -0

I believe it's meant to read [Capitol] Hill staffer just texted me: K[amala]H[arris] is ready to get back to the Senate.

I was first confused that it was Katie Hill as well

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randylaheydidit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahh ha. Thanks pedes.

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AllahFubar 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, but easy to be mistaken since she is also a complete whore, but she was a congressional whore.

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ChiKAGo 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Settle For Biden."

If this becomes a winning campaign slogan I will launch myself into the Sun.

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Dahnald2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't believe there's an IG account called Settle For Biden. It is so cringeworthy you wouldn't believe it

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everythingsadream 5 points ago +5 / -0

Libs are awfully quiet right now. Super low energy. They know what’s about to come.

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H_Guderian 1 point ago +1 / -0

The problem is the 'energy' they courted was the rabid anti-trump commie antifa types. Every riot, blocked highway and death is on their hands. If they summon their base, they go down in the polls and are praying the media suppression will prevent them from dropping. They can't go up in the polls, they can only go down.

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Leave_The_Kids_Alone 4 points ago +4 / -0

Replace senate with gallows.

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AllahFubar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed.

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too romantic. Carve the blood eagle. We'll call it carving the bald eagle 'cause 'Murica!

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WarpedSage 3 points ago +3 / -0

She'll get back to the Senate with a ton of money rolled over from the Biden campaign.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jack is a proven fucking liar I don’t trust a word out of his mouth. Fuck his anonymous sources. Big if true though

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

She' ready to parachute back to KALIFORNIA where the immeasurable number of cucks are ready to embrace her still.

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0311_0313 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if she pushes to be the Senate minority leader after she loses Tuesday.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read KH and thought 'Katie Hill'. This confused me.

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

She'll need a couple breath mints first

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DJ_NeckFace 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fucking NAME LOLOLOLOLOL

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KGB82 1 point ago +1 / -0

You want a decent law? If you run for anything you cannot retain an elected position. You resign to run for something else. This prevents unserious oddball jerkoffs from all jumping in, as was the case with the democrat primary.

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's not insult whores!!!

C'MON MAN

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katsumi27 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think that since she was the Vp pick, she loses her seat. Any politician going for president or VP MUST give up their seat.

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dancer4444 1 point ago +1 / -0

only if she goes to rehab !! liquor pig!

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cajun_robear 1 point ago +1 / -0

She can't serve from prison. Pray for it.

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