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Somebody Call An Anthropologist (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
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DebbieinDallas 6 points ago +6 / -0

Grace Kelly was from Chicago. Diana was rural UK I believe. Melania is from Slovakia, former commie country. Michael is from Chicago.

You forgot about Rita Hayes/Gilda who married a shiek and became a princess too.

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

You'll have to refresh my memory on the Rita Hayes - don't recognize that name (?). Actually, it's Slovenia with Melania (minor technicality) - I know as one of my faves is from there Magnifico - Here I Come Here I Go. I believe Slovakia is the second half of the fairly recently split Czechoslovakia (w/now Czech republic). EASTERN Europe has been on my bucket list for DECADES - I've always been fascinated by their architecture and the fact the slavs have been torn asunder through CENTURIES (barbarians, nazis, warsaw pact/eastern bloc, ww 1 hapsburg era, etc, etc).

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DebbieinDallas 3 points ago +3 / -0

I accept your correction with grace.

Now as to Rita Hayes, she was one of the sexiest women alive in Hollywood in the 40-50s. Look up the movie Gilda with Glenn Ford. Rita is short for Marguerita. She was Spanish heritage. They had to nuke her hairline because her forehead was too low. Long Red head. Hot. Sexy. Anyway, in that movie “Gilda” she did the sexiest strip tease ever without even taking off her clothes. Here is a clip. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YnBmbsDan5s . Anyway, she always said that when men dated her, they thought they were getting Gilda but instead they woke up with Rita.

You dont have to be nekid to be sexy. Sometimes it is better to leave a little something to the imagination.