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PyroSphere 265 points ago +265 / -0

I would love to call some people and tell them about my savior Lord Sauron and how Joe Biden is his agent here in America.

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PyroSphere 141 points ago +142 / -1

Yeah, the whole doom and gloom thing wasn't really inspiring anybody. When you're telling people you're going to raise their taxes and destroy the economy by getting rid of fossil fuels you have to have some limits.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 31 points ago +31 / -0

What leftists/communists fail to understand is the most basic U.S. political strategy: move towards your Party's ideological base (further ledt/right) during the Primaries. Once you have won your Party's nomination, move toward the county's ideological center so as to gain interest from both left and right leaning voters.

These communists are terrified of upsetting their extreme-left base, whereas Trump supporters represent a near dead-center base -- not far-right at all.

God willing, landslide incoming.

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RummyVonDumDum 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bill Clinton was a master of this. Obama slightly less so, but still understood it well enough.

The left has pushed all their chips in with their Commie Antifa nonsense. It's gonna go VERY poorly, I'm more confident than ever of a Red Wave incoming.

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InterloperKO 13 points ago +13 / -0

Because if they pull off a "successful" election, it gives them the go ahead to tear down everything with impunity. 2016 was divine intervention as it, too, carried the same motives

Edit: Not "immunity" -they've already had that

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brother_red 2 points ago +3 / -1

*impunity?

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InterloperKO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, thanks

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Toe30330 24 points ago +24 / -0

id love to hear what the ppl on the ground for biden talk about to the residents...

"so how guilty are you for being white?" " We have to accept our white privellage" " Yes we want to ban fossil fuels but its ok because we are doing it for a better world" "Yes we are going to defund the police and take your guns but dont you care about black people getting killed by cops and kids getting killed in schools"

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Keln 16 points ago +16 / -0

I really don't know how so many people can work against themselves by supporting the Democrats right now. Even if you have TDS, you would have to completely ignore everything the Democrats are promising to do to want them in power. If I hated Trump that much I would just vote 3rd party or something. Especially with such a weak and terrible ticket like Biden and Harris, who will top the list of "also rans" as possibly the worst major party ticket in Presidential election history.

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MAGA_4EVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right? Likely, if you are a democrat and think that fossil fuels need to go, you probably are part of the group who will be taxed. Notice how the tax raises are just on "the upper class" not any specific salary? Because theyre going to raise taxes on anyone that makes more than 50k/year (well, everyone else too because trumps tax cuts are gonna be gone).

And even if you aren't part of that group, if you're part of the lower class group that doesn't work for the oil industry, then you're going to get fucked during the shut downs that Biden had been espousing.

I know most people aren't paying attention or are retarded but goodness me...

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LugNuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

during lockdowns, people are sick of it - horrible campaign strategy.

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TheMAGAnificent 33 points ago +33 / -0

"look look look, sure his son smokes meth and commits statutory rape with his niece, but honestly Trump isn't such a nice guy. Sure Joe Biden enacted laws that crippled black communities, but Trump says wild things on Twitter. And sure, Joe will take away all oil production from you once and for all, but Trump is a billionaire who can never understand you, the blue collar worker.

I mean sure, Trump had the highest minority employment and small business loans under may president ever, but Biden will focus on making federal employees take classes that show how evil white people are.

And yeah, Joe may leave office in a year to switch for Kamala, but don't we all love Kamala more, anyway?"

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540k-Again 14 points ago +14 / -0

A REEEEEE Useless major x2 graduate degrees, answers door, "Ohh how do I get one of those $350,000 jobs teaching employees evil? Will Joe put that back right away On Day One, or do we have to wait like 30 days to a year?( for Kamala to LBJ him) <Reeeeee zones out and daydreams>

KH, "President Joe, How about taking a ride in my political hometown of S.F. the weather will be open-top, convertable weather, isn't that going to be nice... we can visit Nancy and have Ice cream and pizza at her place."

Joe, "Trunalimunumaprzures and bring my grandkids along."

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brsmith77 3 points ago +4 / -1

President Joe, How about taking a ride in my political hometown of S.F. the weather will be open-top, convertable weather, isn't that going to be nice

Kek

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FL2PC72LE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, but that "America is dead" remark was a keeper. We need to circulate that around, because it really does come down to:

Trump: The Best Is Yet To Come!

Biden: The End is Near!

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FattyWatt 13 points ago +14 / -1

You meant "Lord Soros" & "Chy-na".

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ALT26 10 points ago +10 / -0

Joe Biden in Poltergeist 2 💀

https://youtu.be/r15rOEiEKx0?t=5

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Aoikaze2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's just doing... y'know.... the thing!

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BlueBayou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could you imagine going door to door showing people material from Hunter’s laptop.

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TheMAGAnificent 10 points ago +10 / -0

I seriously have never seen that. Maybe I'll phone bank for Joe too!

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Hunters_Harddrive 6 points ago +6 / -0

Much love

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 4 points ago +4 / -0

What kind of responses did you get?

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supersecretaccount82 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ironically you sound kinda legit autistic in this post

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RussianAgent13 27 points ago +27 / -0

This is gold, Jerry! GOLD!

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catbertz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sargeant Major Shitposter!

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Peace is the prize."

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BeerAndCope 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lol that is genius. Just sliding in the mental decline one is hilarious.

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HCQaddict 7 points ago +7 / -0

Saved!

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Four Memes and Seven shitposts ago, our forefathers brought forth this platform, conceived in liberty...

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WU_HAN_FRU 18 points ago +19 / -1

Well done. It would be easy to make it too obvious, but you pulled that off with the right amount of subtlety.

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TrudopesEyebrow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking lololz

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FuzzieMuff 42 points ago +43 / -1

Let's make it happen, Penn-pedes!

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NahNovaBrah 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yes!!!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 11 points ago +11 / -0

Especially Bc it would be in the neighborhoods they’re specifically targeting!!!!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 8 points ago +8 / -0

Let’s find out what towns they’re targeting and spread it everywhere for our countermeasure against these Dems!!! It’s war folks! Happy Halloween btw pedes! 🎃 👻 🧟

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1in1024th 213 points ago +217 / -4

Sign up. Don't show up

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Ninki333 205 points ago +205 / -0

Sign up. Canvas for Trump.

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BigIronBigIron 66 points ago +66 / -0

Bonus points if they provide transportation.

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Djt2029 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks Pede, just signed up for all 21 events in my blue PA county LOL

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BigIronBigIron 6 points ago +13 / -7

It would be a shame, in fact it's probably against the law and should be discouraged. Don't get yourself arrested or sued.

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General_Kek 10 points ago +10 / -0

What law?

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SryServiceDown 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would be curious to know which law as well.

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General_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Law of cucks prolly

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TranquilityBased 8 points ago +8 / -0

Then sign up with real information and just red pill everyone

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trunalimunumaprzure 2 points ago +2 / -0

That doesn’t seem like something that is really risky. They probably even have dems signing up that don’t show too.

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MAGA_4EVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good luck arresting a volunteer for not showing up to canvass. Its not like you're getting paid and not doing the job they asked for. You're a volunteer. I doubt it's against the law to not live up to an unpaid job position.

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Ponzo 72 points ago +72 / -0

Sign up and do it. When the people ask "is it true that biden wants to raise taxes?" you just say "yep"

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Dang 50 points ago +50 / -0

Be enthusiastic about it. "Hell yeah he is, ya stupid bastard! Joe and camel know best what to do with our money!" And he's going to ban guns too!

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FL2PC72LE 1 point ago +1 / -0

"It's for the children!"

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pelosis_liver 17 points ago +17 / -0

“Joe believes that ‘love is love’, especially for those under 12!”

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Itype33 12 points ago +12 / -0

You got to be specific, they seem to think it's only billionaires "yes, but only on households with incomes greater than 55k"

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MAGA_4EVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bring around a clip board and ask people if they support BLM.

If they say yeah, ask them if they are willing to sign up for Joe's Black Equity program - they can either rent out a room to a black person that joe releases from jail or they can donate 20% of their salary to joe's Mortgage Equity Program. Let them know that they shouldn't worry about the money because they can just make it back in some other white privilege way.

If they say no, write their name down on the clip board and say that Kamala wanted you to keep track of non-supporters for extra racial equity training after the election.

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Joeret 10 points ago +10 / -0

People you know you can hire virtual assistants from places like the Philippines for like $4 an hour and they’ll call whoever you want and say whatever you want.

For something like $500 you could probably but 1,000 leads and just have them call people and say Biden wants to raise your taxes and end fracking.

Get the leads from here: listsource.com and find callers here: [upwork.com.] (https://www.upwork.com/)

Easy.

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Necrovoter 161 points ago +162 / -1

For Pedes in driving range, this could be a golden opportunity to Red Pill some voters the DNC thinks they might lose :-)

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Flipbarryfromreddit 44 points ago +44 / -0

Well said!!!!! Exactly!

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learntocode 33 points ago +33 / -0

just say some crazy pro Joe shit. red pills come but you have to be presented w the option, not have it crammed down your throat

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Necrovoter 56 points ago +56 / -0

"We're here to support Joe's call to end fracking and coal and support government mandates that former steel and energy workers learn how to write computer code."

"Can we count on you to make sure Joe can get reparations bills passed so that we can repay the descendants of slaves? We estimate it will only cost about 8 to 10 thousand a year in extra taxes. A small price to pay."

"Joe has shown he's a strong business man through his many personal deals with China. Can we count on you to help Joe and China by voting against Trump?"

"Joe's plan to help BLM is to cut the number of police officers in half, and decriminalize rioting, can we count on your support?"

"I wouldn't worry about the lap top. China can be trusted not to blackmail Joe or his son."

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learntocode 9 points ago +9 / -0

We are gonna need a bigger upboat.

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Swedpede 6 points ago +6 / -0

And it's all true.. That's the scary part

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BidenHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the suburbs: "Joe's plan to remake the suburbs points to his progressive vision for America. Trump has stupidly used this as an attack point, showing how out of touch he is with the will of the people. Biden will resume Obamas thoughtful plan to diversify our suburbs both economically & racially. This includes

  1. federal funding for low-income housing project development in high income neighborhoods.

  2. a federal program to relocate racial minorities & reformed criminals into suburbs to create a fair racial distribution & provide a pathway to normalcy for criminals who've paid their debt to society. (This goes beyond Trump's prison reform bill by allowing felons more opportunity after release, not just before.)

  3. a plan to develop Muslim seedling communities within suburbs that have little religious diversity (You may remember Obama speaking about this, but Joe will actually get it done!)

  4. diversification of suburban schools, not only by increasing low income, minority, & Muslim students through the efforts just mentioned, but by requiring suburban schools to buss in a percentage of their teachers & students from underfunded, low score school districts in order to promote opportunity.

Clearly Joe has an actual progressive plan to remake America into a fairer, more just society. His plan is about creating equality in ways few politicians have dreamed of."

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MaverickRobot 107 points ago +109 / -2

And this is how the ballots are harvested.

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COnDEMnED 67 points ago +68 / -1

Should we all sign up, forum wide, and nobody go?

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RepealThe22ndAmendnt 18 points ago +18 / -0

Just signed up.

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behemoth887 64 points ago +65 / -1

biden's up by +11 billion nationwide but also he needs his ground troops in his home state for unrelated reasons and you're hitler if you think this is contradictory

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Rusty_Bungus 10 points ago +11 / -1

my balls are turning blue. TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!!!!

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cjcivicx 9 points ago +10 / -1

Not as blue as you when you finally kick the chair...

Texas will be as blue as red can get.. you'll just be a dead retard.

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BLMARXISM 2 points ago +3 / -1

"Kick the chair"

savage

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HuggableBear 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think they picked up on your sarcasm

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VeganTrumpSupporter 2 points ago +2 / -0

When it's covered in icebergs. That might take a while.

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buckiemohawk 51 points ago +52 / -1

They are so fucking in the hole in not funny

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citizenmoon 32 points ago +32 / -0

God I hope so. Northern Pittsburgh suburbs checking in, seems like 3 - 1 Trump signs.

Only places that are Biden or BLM are the pop up townhouse neighborhoods. Who the fuck would live there when you have the option of cool houses built in the 60s that look different with 1+ acre lots for the same price.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have no idea why anyone wants to live in house-clones-with-no-landsville.

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citizenmoon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wife and I have a theory they are city transplants from elsewhere due to the medical/university industry.

Liberals are simple brained hive creatures that need others to virtue signal to and be virtue signaled at.

Much like a ant leaves a trail or bee shakes its butt.

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Toe30330 10 points ago +10 / -0

They have been bullshitting for the past 4 months, and now are tryna rally the troops... no thanks

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buckiemohawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

They literally have no groundwork since the DNC, Joe has campaigned maybe 15 days in total with make shift events, where nobody shows up. I knew they were in trouble with Arizona rally story. You can't hold a rally and nobody shows up. Even the reporter was amazed. Then you find out anyone at the rally is in group already supporting Joe, donor or staff. This is one campaign that is off the wheels. Did you see how horrid the DNC convention was?

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Shamb3 1 point ago +1 / -0

didn't pay off the union bosses to make people go to the rallies

No colleges full of children, so you can't pay off the professors to require their students to attend a Rally this weekend, oh and the only rally in town is a Democrat.

didn't pay off the vote buyers in Palm Beach / Boward, so no rigging operations..

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buckiemohawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

You got it.

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PA_Energy 35 points ago +35 / -0

Count me in. I'd love to walk all around Philly and tell people what a piece of sh1t Biden is.

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540k-Again 8 points ago +9 / -1

When there's a question about women's healthcare as an issue:

"I heard Sexist Trump & Republicans might include cosmetic care & surgery as a fully covered costs in their healthcare plan if he wins, BUT ONLY FOR WOMEN; and we think that's sexist and us Democrats will fight it every step of the way; just like we are fighting only giving the second round of $1,200 checks without other money. It just isn't right."

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TheHammerMartel 8 points ago +8 / -0

What’s the inside feeling? Are they afraid?

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Knifehand 30 points ago +30 / -0

Uh oh...

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SurfandTurf 30 points ago +30 / -0

Pedes! Sign up! And get drunk! And stump for Trump!

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UpTrump 23 points ago +23 / -0

Joe knows he's in trouble in Minnesota too

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SaladBin 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's why they attempted to shutter Trump

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FedTalks 22 points ago +22 / -0

They neglected to form a ground team of any type or size until about a month before the election. Trump built the biggest ground team in history. It's over

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Toe30330 11 points ago +11 / -0

Right... Trump has had people on the ground for months... in swing states. dems campaign was literally non existent because they were scared of chy na vi rus

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PraiseBeToScience 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trump has had a ground team for 4 years. It's all of us.

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essenceofsalt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trumps team said they have knocked on doors of 100 million voters

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keep-america-free 21 points ago +21 / -0

quickly! initialize the childless cat lady lgtbqyystz brigade

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limited_intellect 18 points ago +18 / -0

DUDES SIGN UP AND KNOCK FOR TRUMP LOL

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I_have_lady_parts 17 points ago +17 / -0

Not lying... a homeless looking door knocker came to my house the night of the last election...literally 6 pm... in pa... for hillary. Looking back i should have taken it as a clue.

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PaigeAshley 16 points ago +16 / -0

Opportunity is knocking, Pedes! 😉

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Alpha_plus 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's baffling lol. If they were serious about winning the state, why didn't they recruit people to do this sooner?

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claytonVotesDonald 15 points ago +15 / -0

link to sign up? Im ready to take away someone's slot.

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johnny96816 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dress up as Hunter, ask the person at the door if they know where to get crack, ask again, run off.

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kornesque 15 points ago +15 / -0

PA pedes, quick sign up and learn the Trunalimunumaprzures speech of 2020. Recite when doors open, while wearing your Harris/Biden hat of course.

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clrdark 14 points ago +14 / -0

The Biden team desperately needs WHITE women to knock on every BLACK door and remind residents how Black they are and that they'll lose their blackness and suddenly turn Whitish on Nov 3 unless they vote for old White Joe.

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SJWsHateUs 14 points ago +14 / -0

OMG everyone needs to stay home. OMG Joe is losing, everybody get out and canvass for Joe now!

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RussianLimbaugh 14 points ago +14 / -0

Anybody gets a knock, engage them as long as you can, no matter what bullshit you have to say. Make it a game: who can distract a commie door knocker the longest.

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Corporal_grif 13 points ago +13 / -0

Begin operation fake canary

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substantialmajestic 13 points ago +13 / -0

Door knocking is not safe and will kill lives creating a super spreader for the plandemic.

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Joe_Hiden_69 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sign up! Consume their resources and either do nothing or tell people to vote Trump.

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Kitzinger1 12 points ago +12 / -0

TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE!

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PraiseBeToScience 12 points ago +12 / -0

SIGN UP AND BE COMPLETELY CRAZY

That is the best way to deliver redpills. Act the part. Knock the doors. Canvas for Biden. You know... on his real platform.

Banning all gas production in PA. Taking away everyone's guns. Decriminalizing black crime. Reparations. Communism.

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givashit_00 3 points ago +3 / -0

BUMP...

PraiseBeToScience: ... Knock the doors. Canvas for Biden. You know... on his real platform. Banning all gas production in PA. Taking away everyone's guns. Decriminalizing black crime. Reparations. Communism.

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PeytonManThing 11 points ago +12 / -1

I’ve got some hope that Trump will win, but I’m still furious I live in a nation that has elected Bernie, AOC, and so many other democrat scum. It still feels like our country is going to hell, and millennials (my generation) and gen Z are really awful

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Toe30330 12 points ago +12 / -0

its bad when the people who dont go to college are the ones with their head on straight

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PeytonManThing 11 points ago +11 / -0

When I was in law school I was shocked on a regular basis by the insane political positions of my classmates. I have no idea where they even got this shit from. Blocking traffic is speech. Gift giving and inheritance above certain levels should be illegal. Obviously freedom of speech isn’t working because people don’t believe the right things. The police are genociding black people. The police shouldn’t chase people who flee them in cars. Like WTF??!

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clrdark 7 points ago +7 / -0

Who would have thought The Idiocracy would be composed of the smartest people on the face of the earth.

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zhalias 5 points ago +5 / -0

The movie never directly said it, but I'm guessing before Not Sure came along President Camacho and others in power probably were considered the smartest people in the world.

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DodgeCharger_ 11 points ago +11 / -0

They're this desperate and we're supposed to believe Joe is ahead by a large margin lmfao.

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GorillaWarfare 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden campaign "urgently" needs volunteer door-to-door Leftism salesmen in fucking PA... yet supposedly the "polls" are showing TX and GA turning purple (Which if that were the case would be such a solid lead the D candidate could basically ignore all traditional "battleground states")? Seems legit.

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OrangeManVeryGood 7 points ago +7 / -0

Have you heard the word of America’s savior, GEOTUS Donald J. Trump?!

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jcd_007 6 points ago +6 / -0

Translation: Biden knows he’s losing and this is a last ditch effort to try to harvest more mail in ballots.

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Alpha_plus 6 points ago +7 / -1

But he's up 9000 points in Pennsylvania. Why is that necessary?????

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krakah293 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't advise these people knock on my door.

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polish_snausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was thinking the same thing

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Trump_USA_2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Quick: volunteer and say that Biden is in favor of China taking over the United States for Xi Jing Ping. Say you know this from internal information.

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Cuck-WTF 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're scared

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Rusty_Bungus 5 points ago +5 / -0

They should be, because they'll be in jail.

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Cuck-WTF 4 points ago +4 / -0

Desperation and fear are not exclusive.

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PillarOfWisdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guys...please do your part to volunteer. Ask people if they are ready to have their taxes raised. If they have school-aged kids, ask if they're cool sending their kids to war. Maybe have their daughter's drafted.

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givashit_00 3 points ago +3 / -0

BUMP...

PillarOfWisdom: Guys...please do your part to volunteer...

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Rpxtoreador 4 points ago +4 / -0

These fuckers.

Starting ground game 4 days out lol

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Bullet3250 4 points ago +4 / -0

PEPE WANTS TO SIGN UP 500 CANVASS ROUTES AROUND PITTSBURGH AND PHILLY....

;D

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Faintlight 4 points ago +4 / -0

We should sign up so they think they have areas covered.

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EllipticCurveBall 3 points ago +3 / -0

But covid...?