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obamagsm 27 points ago +27 / -0

So listen to me, my sons, and pay attention to my words. Don’t let your hearts stray away toward her. Don’t wander down her wayward path. For she has been the ruin of many; many men have been her victims. Her house is the road to the grave. Her bedroom is the den of death. Proverbs 7:24‭-‬27

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jgardner 12 points ago +13 / -1

^ This. A thousand times this.

Men, sexual relations belong only with your wife. That's it. A lot of heartbreak and societal issues are solved if you just keep that one rule.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 23 points ago +24 / -1

Well if that's a democrat there's a penis on the other end of that thing.

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2WOMP_BRICKLAYER [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

kek

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Commence 6 points ago +7 / -1

But is it a male penis or a female penis?

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sgttoporbottoms 3 points ago +4 / -1

Everyone knows female penis is softer /s

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MrTrumpsWildRide 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me consult our top scientists... female. They also said female balls.

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iamherefortheluls 4 points ago +5 / -1

even knowing that the same ass is being sold to any and ever other guy who glances her way?

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dancer4444 2 points ago +2 / -0

You dump in that u die!!!

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Commence 10 points ago +11 / -1

I'm not gonna lie, that's some temping free stuff right there.

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Praise_the_Load 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's how I lost a kidney in El Salvador.

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Phins360_FL 4 points ago +4 / -0

kek

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Sumsuch 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is one hell of a buttock right there.

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Crusty_Pede 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s literally how sin works. A honey trap

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Aaaahhhh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tempting

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Glowsticks 2 points ago +2 / -0

That ain't free stuff... If they say otherwise they are lying.

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