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eatonfools [S] 487 points ago +487 / -0

Philip Walton, 27, was kidnapped from his backyard in the West African nation after his assailants asked him for money but he only offered $40,

SEAL Team Six carried out the rescue mission and killed all but one of the captors

Should have taken the $40

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PeteButtplug 137 points ago +137 / -0

I mean, that's quite a lot of money over there.

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Silencemennow 77 points ago +77 / -0

That's a lot of money to give to a random person here even without this fakedemic and everyone losing their assets over it.

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XSRRIDER 17 points ago +17 / -0

they told the last one fuck around and find out.

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Abkmd011 18 points ago +18 / -0

Leave one alive to serve as a warning to the next ones who want to FAAFO.

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westrock2000 13 points ago +13 / -0

Assuming it not Zimbabwe dollars.

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Cakes4077 9 points ago +9 / -0

Niger, not Nigeria. Niger is really poor since it’s pretty much only desert.

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mrh218 81 points ago +81 / -0

I'm not sure what Seal Team 6 carries, but one of the dead captors may have taken a .40.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 10 points ago +10 / -0

I believe they call them tomahawks. Very badass

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HK417 13 points ago +13 / -0

Whatever they want. I do know they have one just one HK416 and they used it on Osama

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ValleyForge 11 points ago +11 / -0

Typically they carry the HK-416 or MP7.

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Imjustin1000 77 points ago +77 / -0

They killed everybody except 1? Thats just cold... LMAO

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Bldg_2019 132 points ago +133 / -1

One to tell the tale.

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TDAF 41 points ago +41 / -0

One to win the immigration lottery and chain-migrate 20 family members to America. Oh too bad...not anymore.

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Jack 24 points ago +24 / -0

The tale of how this one time he and his mates fucked around and found out.

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iamjohnwick 15 points ago +15 / -0

👆this

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NewVoatAccountName 24 points ago +24 / -0

He was probably the only one with enough brain cells to realize "I have no chance of winning against those monsters: I HAVE TO SURRENDER NOW!!"

If he had fought back, they probably would have killed him too.

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chadenfreude_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Judas goat

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Meatbank84 64 points ago +64 / -0

No one expects the seal team six inquisition!

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Imam_of_Deez_Nuts 18 points ago +18 / -0

The one surviving captor sure didn’t—but he is grateful. He thought he was going to get the expected Seal Team Six ammunition.

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Silencemennow 43 points ago +43 / -0

Always leave one to tell the tale about FAAFO Team 6.

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Plsdontfireme 12 points ago +12 / -0

My thoughts exactly

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Magabeliever 2 points ago +2 / -0

seal team six extrication? Extraction?

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 37 points ago +37 / -0

$40 split 5 ways or death split 4 ways

Which would you choose?

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Trump2024 20 points ago +20 / -0

$8 would buy a years worth of jenkum!

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MagnanimousDonkey 9 points ago +9 / -0

Huff n' Puff!

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

eeewwwww!

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Jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

a tallboy cost 400 CFA in Niger, could've gotten 57 of 'em and had themselves a good night.