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johnthepirate 87 points ago +87 / -0

A little known fact is that Sean was a badass. https://www.thevintagenews.com/2018/10/19/sean-connery/

Sad to learn that he'll now be voting Democrat.

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Ridiculousposter [S] 36 points ago +36 / -0

Oh shit I forgot. He is a dead Democrat now.

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OMBOMB 14 points ago +14 / -0

Legend!

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crimdelacrim 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was also 3rd place for Mr. Universe in the 50s. Do was yoked once upon a time.

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thewashambro 10 points ago +15 / -5

Lol, I mean he did beat his wife. "She just needed a good Schlapp" he said afterwards lol.

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FergieJR 18 points ago +18 / -0

Look at some videos of people melting down over ACB or net neutrality changes.

Sometimes people need a good schlapp. I don't know, I wasn't there.

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flashersenpai 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ever heard of "fighting words"? Women are pretty good at that.

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2016TrumpMAGA 4 points ago +5 / -1 (edited)

Some women just have a real bad case of 'don't-know-when-to-shut-the-fuck-up-itis.'

EDIT: A lot of men too.

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Whirlybot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why won’t you disavow white supremacy?

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z89101 56 points ago +57 / -1 (edited)

Fuk, RIP

Time to roll out a few 007 and Red October from the collection.

😎

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 37 points ago +37 / -0

ONE PING ONLY for Sean Connery

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pavarotti is a tenor, Paganini was a composer, panini is a sandwich!

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educatedandfree 2 points ago +2 / -0

For all my teens who fought even when things were rough: "You're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?"

Drink the tea, Pedes. And enjoy the new world.

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philnmdg 5 points ago +5 / -0

the Shpan-yard ::said in my best Sean Connery accent::

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SocalMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I said the same thing to the wife this morning, but I’ll be adding The Rock to my marathon as well.

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educatedandfree 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen."

I'm my husbands prom queen. Ladypedes, break out the pom poms and knee high socks for Tuesday and celebrate so much winning.

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djmarcone 1 point ago +1 / -0

wait, didn't he die a long time ago?

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AngryAsian 44 points ago +44 / -0

That's a nice picture of Sean Connery with James Bond!

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CharlesDemar72 33 points ago +33 / -0

Today I plan on some Dr. No, From Russia With Love, Goldfinger, Thunderball, You Only Live Twice and Diamonds are Forever.

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salvecitizen 12 points ago +12 / -0

You cant top Darby O'Gill and the Little People. Sean sings a love song!

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CharlesDemar72 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just don’t watch Zardoz... A hairy aging Sean in a loin cloth is a horrible thing to see.

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Cyphr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seeing him wearing a speedo, suspenders (no shirt), thigh-high go go boots and a bad wig...

It will make your eyes bleed, unless you are 1000% homo. Actually, even homos would probably run screaming from that...

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 1 point ago +1 / -0

Zardoz speaks to you! His Chosen One!

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OrangeFruitGood 3 points ago +3 / -0

That film is one of my childhood favorites.

"Oh she is my dear my darlin' one her eyes so sparklin' full of fun, no other no other can match the likes of her..."

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Tokens_Worth 7 points ago +12 / -5

Dr.No is so old.
Kinda cheesy action. . But very cool film for the time.

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LyinBiden 15 points ago +15 / -0
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Tokens_Worth 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like it.
Just I don't think it had the budget the rest did.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL at that end of that scene.

He would have scorched his hand badly by touching the suppressor right after firing.

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booblitchutz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Goldfinger is my fav of the Connery Bond films.

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OrangeFruitGood 1 point ago +1 / -0

My favorite also.

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CharlesDemar72 6 points ago +6 / -0

Remember that was the prototype for the action adventure movie. It may be clunky but it does have Ursula Andress. ;-)

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educatedandfree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Goldfinger.

"My name is Pussy Galore."

Pause.

"I musht be dreaming."

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Vailyon 2 points ago +3 / -1

Just for something else Connery. The Rock is good too.🙂

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Illuminaughtie 18 points ago +18 / -0

fellow Scot here......Godspeed Sean - you did us proud

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mikegrouchy 16 points ago +16 / -0

The man who would be king.

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes!

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catbertz 14 points ago +14 / -0

Two absolute Chads. 💪😁

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BigSteve 12 points ago +13 / -1

Ok, ill go first. Covid death?

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Ridiculousposter [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump death you mean.

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BiglyCovfefe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Rest in peace, Mr Bond.

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CaliChica 11 points ago +11 / -0

Awww man, this really sucks to hear. He was James Bond - embodied the true essence of 007.

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xBigCoffinHunter 11 points ago +11 / -0

One ping. One ping only pleesh

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ikuyas 10 points ago +10 / -0

Welcome to the Rock

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hex7bb 10 points ago +10 / -0

You only live twice.

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Gtrfan 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm watching "A Bridge Too Far" out of respect for that great man.

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clbrto 7 points ago +7 / -0

90 is a good run

RIP

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2016TrumpMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Best James Bond. He really captured the character Ian Fleming created - a multidimensional man, yet a cold blooded killer for The Queen. I have a bottle of forty year old scotch I will be opening tonight in his honor as I watch Dr. No.

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MAGA_APN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn nice.

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ENVYNITAZ 7 points ago +7 / -0

G.O.A.T.S!

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bills_gash 7 points ago +7 / -0

ytmnd.com

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NoMoreMao 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ain’t no other James Bond.

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dougkeenan 6 points ago +6 / -0

MIGHTY KEK

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philnmdg 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope he voted early for Trump or else he will be voting for Biden on Tuesday. RIP Bond, James Bond.

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booblitchutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

James Bond died with Goldeneye.

Prove me wrong.

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CommieCrats 6 points ago +6 / -0

RIP LEGEND

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Freedombunker 6 points ago +6 / -0

RIP. Time to rewatch Zardoz too.

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Kaizen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rest In Peace sir.

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peltast 5 points ago +5 / -0

Your mother's a whore, Trebek!

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CharlesDemar72 5 points ago +5 / -0

Another stellar Connery film is “The Name of the Rose”. Most haven’t seen it but you should.

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educatedandfree 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's perfect for these times. It's about the authoritarian left censoring free thought.

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centexawesome 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, it is a shad day over at https://www.reddit.com/r/shubreddit/

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hopefully he already voted.

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Wohwoh1911 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bond,James Bond.

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9000ENERGY 5 points ago +5 / -0

Based and anti-commie pilled

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Useful_Vidiots 5 points ago +5 / -0

Loved his Barbara Walters interview from way back where he holds his ground as she tries to shame him on saying sometimes women need to be slapped a bit.

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WopNine17plus1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I loved him as Bond. He also was a Jeopardy contestant....lol

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LoneStarDangler 4 points ago +4 / -0

RIP, you legend.

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DebbieinDallas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oftentimes the first guy to play a role/record a song sets the standard and it is hard to take that away. (An exception, for example, would be Patsy Cline and how she took the song “Crazy” away from the first guy who sang it and then “owned it”). Sean Connery will forever be the only James Bond worth mentioning. He set the standard. He had the accent. He owned the character, the cool, the suave. The others were just wanna-be’s. Also, actors were better in the old days.

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So_Much_Winning 3 points ago +3 / -0

His dying wish was 4 more years

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

aw man...rip. finding forrester was a nice one he did later in his career

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FLVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love that movie

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ArchieInTheBunker 2 points ago +2 / -0

So many great movies, great long life.

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jiujiujiu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope we have at least 16 more years of GEOTUS with us

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OrangeFruitGood 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Very sad to hear of his passing, but glad that he had a nice long life here. Rest in peace.

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shaken, not interred

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Vailyon 2 points ago +2 / -0

o7 godspeed. Mr. Connery

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V5Vendetta 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you want to see an action hero, any of the films the media quotes are fine. If you want to see incredible acting watch 2 things: 1, his interview with Barbara Walters. Master level trolling, you'll actually believe he means it. 2, "The Offence" directed by Sidney Lumet. Its not entertaining but great acting.

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MAGAnic316 1 point ago +1 / -0

Schplendid picture

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