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upvote 77 points ago +77 / -0

Grab them by the pushhhy.

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deleted 18 points ago +18 / -0
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Sagan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Losers always whine about Trump. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen by the pushhhy.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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dickwagger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shite....fantastic

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jiujiujiu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m dying lol

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InclusiveMinusRhinos 45 points ago +45 / -0

RIP to the REAL Bond.. Can't believe we can't even have Bond anymore. Was Sir Sean Pro-Trump, though?

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TrumpVictorious 36 points ago +36 / -0

He was pro-Brexit.

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aaafirefly123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good enough for me

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slaphappy2 23 points ago +23 / -0

Penultimate last words were to have Jack Dorsey thrown in a pool with sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads.

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BadRonald13 5 points ago +5 / -0

kek

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nowrongwrong 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hish dying whish, you say?

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Winning_Bigly 3 points ago +3 / -0

I actually his last words were "my dying wish is for Trump to have a third term". Clearly the only proper thing to do is give him his wish.

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magabirdlady 23 points ago +23 / -0

Did Sean pass?

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SJBHamilton 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yes.

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magabirdlady 16 points ago +16 / -0

Awe so sorry to hear this. I have always been a fan...:(

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yes. Unfortunately he did.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 19 points ago +19 / -0

His most fervent wish, was for President Trump to be elected for two more terms.

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FromSethWithLove 9 points ago +9 / -0

He probably regularly used the term "most fervent wish"

I can't unhear it now

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slaphappy2 19 points ago +19 / -0

“Man has climbed Mount Everest. Gone to the bottom of the ocean. He has fired rockets at the moon. Split the atom. Achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor...except Ukrainian crime!”

— Joe Biden, Bidenfinger

"A Martini, shaken, not stirred !"

--Donald Trump, Trumpfinger ---

"MAGA Galore ! I must be dreaming !"

-- Sean Connery, Goldfinger ---

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lumpster 9 points ago +9 / -0

I had a friend who knew him a little in the Bahamas. My friend asked him how he liked scuba diving for whichever movie that was. He said he hated it, hated every minute of it. He said it was cold and claustrophobic and dangerous, but he knew we had to do it.

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TheThreeSeashells 6 points ago +6 / -0

My friend asked him how he liked scuba diving for whichever movie that was.

Thunderball.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 4 points ago +4 / -0

He hated it but he pushed through like a fucking man.

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glow-operator-2-0 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sean Connery’s last words were “Re-elect Donald Trump.”

Said right after the usual, "Because your mother's a whore, Trebek!"

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slaphappy2 9 points ago +9 / -0

You only live twice or so it seems

One life for yourself and one for your dreams

You drift through the years and life seems tame

Till one dream appears and love is it's name

And love is a stranger who'll beckon you on

Don't think of the danger or the stranger is gone

This dream is for you, so pay the price

Make one dream come true, you only live twice

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molonlabe9 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just listened to this today! Nancy Sinatra classic.

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SleazyAtty4sale 6 points ago +6 / -0

No way. He'd have made shhhhher to include sshhumthing with at leasssht a few ssshhhes in it.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 5 points ago +5 / -0

Honor his dying wish!!!

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HenkZeilstra 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was his dying wish, which we need to honour

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Yeti2 5 points ago +5 / -0

We must honor his dying wish.

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CommieCrats 4 points ago +4 / -0

WISHES

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Choctaw 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honor his wish

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Wohwoh1911 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bond,James Bond.

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ausglitsch 3 points ago +3 / -0

you got a source on that, buckaroo?

s: didn't save my edit. strange

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

We must fulfill this man’s last dying wish

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motrhed3 2 points ago +2 / -0

I kekled so hard I spilled my pumpkin spice.

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Redpillmachine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now this is a dying wish we can grant.

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2WOMP_BRICKLAYER 2 points ago +2 / -0

Respect his last wish reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Hexagon 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was his dying wish