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slaphappy2 19 points ago +19 / -0

“Man has climbed Mount Everest. Gone to the bottom of the ocean. He has fired rockets at the moon. Split the atom. Achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor...except Ukrainian crime!”

— Joe Biden, Bidenfinger

"A Martini, shaken, not stirred !"

--Donald Trump, Trumpfinger ---

"MAGA Galore ! I must be dreaming !"

-- Sean Connery, Goldfinger ---

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lumpster 9 points ago +9 / -0

I had a friend who knew him a little in the Bahamas. My friend asked him how he liked scuba diving for whichever movie that was. He said he hated it, hated every minute of it. He said it was cold and claustrophobic and dangerous, but he knew we had to do it.

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TheThreeSeashells 6 points ago +6 / -0

My friend asked him how he liked scuba diving for whichever movie that was.

Thunderball.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 4 points ago +4 / -0

He hated it but he pushed through like a fucking man.

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0