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Tackleb0x 99 points ago +99 / -0

Crawling over broken glass.....and bears!

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Hckyhillbilly 49 points ago +49 / -0

Pete Rose, who turned out to be a pos, once said “ I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.” That’s how I feel about voting for GEOTUS on Tuesday.

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HillarysStrapOn 23 points ago +23 / -0

I’d crawl over a flaming stack of tires with an asshole packed full of TNT to pull the lever for GEOTUS on Tuesday.

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ConsrvspkgNJ 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'd slide down a sliding board of razor blades into a pool of alcohol to pull the lever for GEOTUS on Tuesday

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featherwinglove 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about Henderson, Nevada about ...then?

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DystopianDoubleThink 13 points ago +13 / -0

ME, no limbs, moving by head only, over hot AIDS covered broken glass, during actual acid falling from the sky and forced to vote inside Rasida Talib's anus.

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Texapede66 5 points ago +5 / -0

IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE A CONTEST, GUYS!

(anybody got any mind-bleach?)

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Numaeus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Uphill, both ways!

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FragrantDude 4 points ago +4 / -0

Crawling over broken bears....? ;)