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TEXinLA 81 points ago +81 / -0

TEXAS IS MAGA COUNTY....

If you haven't - VOTE, TEXAS PEDES!!

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DragonEnergyDick 35 points ago +35 / -0

Just cast my vote! I’m doing my part!

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TEXinLA 20 points ago +20 / -0

Nice!

MAGA and KAG!

TRUMP 2020!

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TEXinLA 15 points ago +15 / -0

Nice...

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tiamat 17 points ago +17 / -0

i drive thro deep dallas some times, and the amount of biden shit disturbs me tbh

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TypicalEd 16 points ago +16 / -0

Well, in fairness you see what happens when a Biden bus passes through. Leftists in Texas like to concentrate together. They hate being around normal people who don't think eight year olds should pick their gender.

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TEXinLA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not surprised...

Figure that Texas didn't always vote for Republicans.

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JackCovfefeHays 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could someone please chuck Greg Abbott onto that bus?

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

We'll take him.

Practically anyone bets Newsom.

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thuggishruggishtrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

3 more days

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ridleybourne 29 points ago +29 / -0

Fear & Loathing in MAGA Country

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MagnanimousDonkey 28 points ago +28 / -0

We were somewhere around Austin, on the edge of MAGA country, when the TDS began to take hold...

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

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dachshundguy 28 points ago +29 / -1

Wtf is he doing in Texas anyway? They must think they have a chance there. The fraud must be massive

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FluffiPuff 24 points ago +25 / -1

Fraud is huge. They are greasing palms and bribing everthing that moves - Fight Back, Texans!

THIS IS OUR ALAMO

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TypicalEd 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's the state and federal house races. Kamala is trying to help Wendy Davis and some of the others. The Left is desperate not to be blown out of the state house again before redistricting. They were so bitter about the Tea Party wave of 2010 when the reps got a supermajority right before redistricting. Oh the howls of the Left that day...

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

^^^THIS^^^THIS^^^

Time to make voter fraud for profit a capital crime...

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hloblart 2 points ago +2 / -0

For profit? Should be life or death if committed knowingly. That is, any time they didn't have a reasonable belief that what they were doing was legal(like voting in the wrong precinct by accident or something).

To meet the SCOTUS criteria for death, you would have to wait for someone to die under the president's watch. Which shouldn't take long due to the nature of the job. Though they might strike it down anyway.

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some of the harvesters/vote fraudsters were paid $6 to $10 per vote changed from R to D.

One claimed to Project Veritas that she made $55,000 for 6,000 changed and collected ballots.

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Brucesky420 5 points ago +5 / -0

He isn't in Texas, Kamala is. If he actually stood a chance Biden would have come himself

That being said, Cruz only won by 2.8% in 2018 against Beto, which is actually terrifying.

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Sticky 4 points ago +4 / -0

This was before Russia was exposed as a hoax to the normies though and before Beto showed his true colors

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Brave1884 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah. To many people voted to quickly in TX. One of them is going to desisevly win TX. I’m afraid it may be Biden with a bunch of down vote republicans. Would make since why they’re campaigning for some of these more republican house seats that normally wouldn’t be in play.

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Brave1884 0 points ago +1 / -1

Dude. Some of the internals say they’re up double digits. This incident just gave them massive free publicity on a low key event (it want even Biden or Harris). Democrat moral & turnout is recorded the highest it’s been since going red decades ago. Abbot has also not helped Texas republicans at all. Don’t believe any polls saying we’re up in a state the doesn’t have actual data, I think it’s shill plants in the campaign trying to make people complacent.

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rationalforce 14 points ago +15 / -1

Tobey Maguire in the backseat if you never noticed before

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MagnanimousDonkey 8 points ago +9 / -1

You're not prejudiced, are you?

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trumpismypresident 14 points ago +14 / -0

When the dementia drugs began to kick in...

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featherwinglove 11 points ago +12 / -1

wHy Is EvErYoNe RoLlInG aRoUnD iN tHe GrAsS lAuGhInG??

Still haven't recovered from "Trunalimunumunapurzure", Georgia

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OJ_Epstein 11 points ago +12 / -1

Oh man. How I miss Hunter S. Thompson. RIP based legend.

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MagnanimousDonkey 9 points ago +10 / -1

These are the memes I crave.

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GCotN 9 points ago +10 / -1

Deployed

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MAGAlikethis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Stay the fuck out of Texas, Joe.

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EvilGuy 8 points ago +9 / -1

The bats.. the goddamn bats..

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V-FOR-VICTOR 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Wait. We can't stop here. This is bat country.”

― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8gAtTxWhUY

“Wait. We can’t stop here. This is MAGA country.”

— Joe Pedo Biden, Candidate for US President

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Sticky 2 points ago +2 / -0

These are not people who deal in reality. I don't know why they refuse to think for themselves.

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eddie 2 points ago +2 / -0

and here is what caused it https://a.cl.ly/z8uYB0WG

All the white cars fault

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CaptainChrisPBacon 6 points ago +7 / -1

😂🤣😂🤣

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crobbies 6 points ago +6 / -0

The only reason they think they have a chance is due to massive voter fraud ops in Houston and other big cities. Stay vigilant, stay watchful, report crimes, go vote.

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TEXASismagacountry 5 points ago +5 / -0

Told ya!

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Tyrone_biggums 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dees ees mahgah country

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j4ckp0t 4 points ago +4 / -0

I LOVE TEXAS!!! I miss the steaks :(

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CNNTouchesChildren 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is all just an excuse to try and save face because Harris only drew a few dozen supporters at her “rally” in Fort Worth yesterday.

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NeutralChump 3 points ago +3 / -0

TEXAS IS THE GREATEST. this meme is hilarious lol

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Cdope45 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Biden event canceled because armed Trump supporters were following them."

r/politics and most of reddit is melting over this. Of course they're labeling these people domestic terrorists amped up by Trump's rhetoric. They forget it's Texas so everyone is armed.

The best was reading liberals asking when other liberals aren't going to be pussies and arm themselves or the general defeat of realizing Biden's chances aren't looking as good as the media has been telling them.

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overtotheright 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’re like crabs in a bucket!!

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King_Boobus_Toobus 3 points ago +3 / -0

So... who is on the Biden Bus? Joe's home in his basement ,right?

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Prayfortrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

The fake news media are trying to say they were pointing guns at the bus.

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XirWokeMasterCuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

So hard the find the original post cause I cant spell the word

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DoofusRufus 3 points ago +3 / -0

"The wheels on the bus keep falling off, falling off, falling off..."

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MichaelDenny 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder where HST would land on this election? He had a long standing and deep hatred for the GOP.

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kleindropper 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet Kamala is asking who the hell had the great idea to go into Texas.

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CNNTouchesChildren 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit. My mom came into my lane to bring me a plate of low energy and I literally screamed at her and continued to stay in my lane despite her trying to run me onto the shoulder. She started yelling and swearing at me and I continued driving legally giving distance between myself and the vehicle in front of me. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from her crossing over into my lane and striking my vehicle while trying to run me out of my lane onto the shoulder illegally. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he trying to save face by canceling rallies for only because Harris had a few dozen supporters show up at her rally in Fort Worth yesterday? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world where someone driving in their lane can’t be forced onto the shoulder by an aggressive driver who is then trying to play victim despite several clear videos of the incident. I want a future to believe in. I want Cornpop to be president and let me stroke his leg hair while telling me I ain’t black. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well on Reddit??? This is so fucked.