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posted ago by takemylife_letbe ago by takemylife_letbe +4577 / -1
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Trashaccount121 23 points ago +27 / -4

It's like I have my choice of

  • vote as early as I can so they have time to search around for Trump votes and either destroy/"lose" them, or get an accurate count on exactly how many fraudulent votes they need to come up with

Or

  • vote on election day and get my teeth kicked in by antifa scum

Cool

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RedRaven 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm personally going for option 2. I look like I belong to the dem demographic anyway, hoping that and going early are enough for me to slide in under the radar.

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skygz 8 points ago +8 / -0

buy a kombucha and give them the black power fist and they'll let you through. plus your tummy will feel better

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tombombadil 2 points ago +2 / -0

I look like I belong to the dem demographic

It is never too late to get off of the soy and hit the weight room

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conservativeyuppie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you just assume their gender???!!11!!

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago +1 / -0

I appreciate the sentiment, but the joke falls a bit short when someone doesn't use any pronouns.

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RedRaven 2 points ago +2 / -0

By that I mean, I'm a short skinny white girl with short hair :P

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Continue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Girls can hit the gym too.

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MyTeenageBody 6 points ago +8 / -2

I don’t know what makes everyone on here think they are just going to shut down every polling place on the 3rd. Yeah maybe in some democrat ran states but y’all are acting like they are just going to straight up cancel the election and declare Biden the winner. Too many fucking people on this site that are little bitches saying Biden will win.

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Trashaccount121 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah maybe in some democrat ran states

well, I am stationed in California, soooo.......